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returntothepit >> discuss >> COMPOSTED proudly announces our official new bassist... by MarkFuckingRichards on Mar 9,2009 7:36pm
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toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 7:36pm
Some of you may have seen him fill in for a few shows, but now it's official; Revocation's Anthony Buda (or Tony Boodz as he will be referred to in the Composted camp) has assumed full time bass duties for Composted! Expect to see his official debut on May 29th @ O'Brien's Pub with Splitter, Dysentery, Psytoxia and In The Shit. We'll also be premiering some brand new songs at the show, featuring some new stylistic aspects of the "silly slam" sound.
Informational and Related Links
Bands:

Composted



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusicatcoolidge at Mar 9,2009 7:42pm
Word yo!



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 7:43pm
wait... what? replacing whom? I honestly thought Eliot played bass in Composted.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusicatthefilmplace at Mar 9,2009 7:44pm
yeah, I also second the question. Was Eliot sacked?



toggletoggle post by Blue  at Mar 9,2009 7:44pm
eliot plays darkie guitar.

was wondering when anfernee was going to get down to business. so when can i start harassing you guys at practice again?



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 7:45pm
oh. so there was no bass player?



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 9,2009 7:45pm
when mark moves back from delafair.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 7:48pm
when you move to puberty.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 7:49pm
Eliot was originally 2nd guitar, but when our last bassist left Eliot assumed bass duties live. Anthony agreed to fill in for some shows so Eliot could get back to guitar for the full Composted experience, and now he's agreed to be full time so Eliot doesn't have to worry about bass AND guitar.

I return from DeLOLaware on April 11th, so you can start harassing us shortly after that, Blueseph. You're going to laugh your ass off at some of the new shit. 2 words: SURF SLAM.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 7:50pm
i just pictured surf slam... wooooaaaa



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 7:53pm
We shall all surf the sea of slam.



toggletoggle post by Stabby_McGunnakillya  at Mar 9,2009 8:00pm
sounds like a solid carreer move, fellas. There needs to be a cover of wipe-out called asswipe-out... or not



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 8:09pm
HIYOOOOO!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 9,2009 8:12pm
Anthony is too pretty for this band. He's like...in shape.



toggletoggle post by Stabby_McGunnakillya  at Mar 9,2009 8:15pm
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Anthony is too pretty for this band. He's like...in shape.



And white



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 8:20pm
Who says big (and black) ain't beautiful?



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 8:21pm
...and doesn't act like an 8 year old.. i think



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 8:22pm
Anthony's more like a 9 year old.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 8:22pm
i just realized i didn't say:
Nice pickup guys, this will put you in a legitimate playoff spot.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 8:37pm
We're hoping to clinch the division!



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 8:40pm
here's one for ya, if you WERE in a league of bands in the same vein as your own, who would you consider to be in your "division" based on style and geographic location.
GO!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 8:43pm
Flyleaf.



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 8:45pm
flyleaf huh? I don't even know if your serious, because i don't know them, and you didn't use the SARCASM METER! bitch



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 8:45pm
larry bird!



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 8:46pm
haha larry birdflesh



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 8:46pm
I can't use the sarcasm meter, because it doesn't have a Mark Richards level on it.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 8:46pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
haha larry birdflesh


Hahahaha, fuck.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 8:47pm
wayne greblooddusterski



toggletoggle post by jimboNLI at Mar 9,2009 8:48pm
harry goat semen?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 9,2009 8:50pm
Composted sounds nothing like Birdflesh. All the haters are retarded.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 8:51pm
barry bondsaborted



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 8:57pm
i dunno, i'm just naming bands. i dunno what league we are in. marky tell em. he's better with words. haha.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 9:06pm
Actually Rich, one of the new songs is Birdfleshesque, on purpose, since Birdflesh fucking rules.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Mar 9,2009 9:07pm
Nice!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 9,2009 9:09pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Actually Rich, one of the new songs is Birdfleshesque, on purpose, since Birdflesh fucking rules.


Yeah you told me it was going to be more good songs in the vein of stuff I like and less terrible horseshit like everyone else in New England likes.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 9:19pm
Huzzah!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 9,2009 9:21pm
coolio



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 9,2009 9:59pm edited Mar 9,2009 10:03pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
2 words: SURF SLAM.


not for nothin' but suicidal tendencies already beat you to it mahky boi..



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 10:19pm
damn, yeah thats right, scrap that song guys. . .waaah waah waaah haha



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 9,2009 10:20pm
good stuff



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 9,2009 10:21pm edited Mar 9,2009 10:24pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
damn, yeah thats right, scrap that song guys. . .waaah waah waaah haha


OH HAI RTTP IM DPOIUSHCDIUWECGKJDSDRUNK AGAIN. IM DAVE. WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 10:28pm
the wah wah wah was one of those slide whistle or horn noises that you hear at the end of a bad joke like the one i put. not a whine haha. but if you wanna go there then.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 9,2009 10:29pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
but if you wanna go there then.


IM ALREADY HERE. lol.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 10:32pm
i know you are sir, i know you are



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 9,2009 10:36pm


wanna touch dinks in mai cah?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 10:36pm
only if it has a british accent.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 9,2009 10:38pm


can i forgo the accent if it was more like this?



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 10:41pm
haha



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 9,2009 10:49pm
congrats to composted. looking forward to seeing b00dz in action with you guys.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 11:03pm
Thanks Ken!

Did Suicidal Tendencies actually SLAM the surf? Either way, the song is hilarious and it's about an angry snowman.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 9,2009 11:06pm
a VERY angry snowman



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 11:09pm
QUICKLY LONG THREAD IS QUICKLY LONG



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 9,2009 11:10pm
They were possessed to skate not to surf you faggot posers.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 11:10pm
That's what she said!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 11:11pm
Good news, fellas.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 9,2009 11:11pm
That had me sweatin' for a minute thar.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 10,2009 7:06am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
They were possessed to skate not to surf you faggot posers.


i guess im the only one who really liked ST back in the day...

http://www.last.fm/music/Suicidal+Tendencies/_/Surf+and+Slam



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 7:17am
That song may be called "Surf And Slam" but it does not have any slam.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 7:35am
lol all over the place in the thread someone get a mop



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 10,2009 8:23am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
They were possessed to skate not to surf you faggot posers.


i guess im the only one who really liked ST back in the day...

http://www.last.fm/music/Suicidal+Tendencies/_/Surf+and+Slam


ST still is awesome



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 10,2009 8:38am
My cock is so smooth.



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 10,2009 8:39am
OOOOHWOW



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 10,2009 8:39am



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 9:02am
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]


can i forgo the accent if it was more like this?
I am officially scarred for life



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 9:15am
I am officially hard for life.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 10,2009 9:27am
i'm officially hard for the next 4 hours. someone get over here and crawl under my desk.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 10:01am
The real question is: How are his cock-landing skills?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 12:20pm
Anthony is quite efficient at low end cock landing. He knows how to hold it down.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 12:31pm
Mark now that you guys smartened up and and are doing some grind let's hook up some shows.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 10,2009 12:32pm
slamgrind



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 12:33pm
Just do it or you're afraid of me and never considered me a friend.



toggletoggle post by destroyyoualot  at Mar 10,2009 12:35pm
Grislamnn'd



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 12:36pm
what would your dad say....

oh yeah he'd say "goddammit Bobby!"



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 12:42pm
Rich, you know we're down. But there is still a Hefty lawn bag full of slam to deal with in 90% of the songs, so don't get too wet over the grindZ.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 12:43pm
I'll get as wet as I want.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 12:44pm
Composted/Rampant Decay/In The Shit/??? split CD to make up for your last split CD not working out.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 12:46pm
Only if I can hear how wet you are on the split. Packaging should just be a jewel case full of human juices.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 12:47pm
I want you to do the layput in the style of those Fruit Gushers candies.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 12:48pm
Hahaha done and done.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 12:48pm
PE can be on it if they agree to this layout concept.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 12:51pm
BC are all about human juices.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 12:51pm
Rich Horror sopping wet and schlicking over 10% of your daily grind allowance? It's more likely than you think!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 12:55pm
The title of this split needs to be just plain wrong.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 12:57pm
Youth Crew Methadone Clinic All-Star Jamboree



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 12:59pm
That's not moist enough.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 12:59pm
you can't have a methadone clinic split without at least one of my bands!! Shenanigans



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 1:00pm
Lovers of Low Hanging Vag Lips Unite

?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:00pm
Curbstomping A Wino Comprised Entirely Of Waterballoons



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:02pm
I'm thinking something a lot more subtle...although a wino made of waterballoons getting curbstomped would be wet as FUCK.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:04pm
Water Whizz Presents: Bloodslide



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 1:05pm
lemonparty.org Is My Homepage

?



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:06pm
Slit n Slide. Referring to emo children comitting suicide the fun way.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:06pm
I am taking the Clitortute stance re: their split with GOreality and ask that there is no title



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:07pm
How about we just call it "The Wet?"



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:08pm
haha my spelling of GOreality was unintentional but I'm pleased by it.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:08pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I am taking the Clitortute stance re: their split with GOreality and ask that there is no title


BACK'D



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:09pm
What if the name of the split is "Untitled?"



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Mar 10,2009 1:10pm
this had 666 views and shit when I posted and viewed

I ruined it!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:10pm
'Untitled Split On Compact Disc Format'



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:10pm
what if the split had Boarcorpse? Now that's an idea... or i could just cut you all?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:11pm
No Jim that's a terrible idea. I know you want to go steady with Mark but tough shit and go kill yourself.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 10,2009 1:11pm
lulz



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:11pm edited Mar 10,2009 1:12pm
/me takes Composted out of the equation and sees Jim have no interest in being on the split because he's a pathetic fanboy



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:12pm
jealous?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:12pm
I was in a band with Mark and didn't get kicked out, so no not really.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:13pm
Haha this thread is win. Rich, I am in favor of your title.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:13pm
My turn-ons include kittens, sampling cakes and being cruel to others on the internet.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 1:13pm
this thread is like the pink slime from ghostbusters 2



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:14pm
yeah i gotta agree with Rich one bad death metal band is enough on this split.

we dont need BoreCorpse too.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 1:14pm
FACED



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:14pm
By that do you mean you want to dip your balls in it, David?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:14pm
Carpathians hate this thread.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:14pm
Good point.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 1:15pm
Awww ComPWN3D :/



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:15pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
Good point.


what's your point Walter



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 10,2009 1:16pm
the title of the split should be

"No Jim that's a terrible idea. I know you want to go steady with Mark but tough shit and go kill yourself."



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:16pm
thats an aweful idea.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:17pm
which means its an amazing idea.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 1:17pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
thats an awesome idea.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:18pm
put my name in the title of your split or you're a pussy.



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 10,2009 1:19pm
put MY name in the title of your split or you're a pussy!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:19pm
Awesomeful idea.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:20pm
Jimbo you did it wrong.

you might want to read this



toggletoggle post by boblovesmusic   at Mar 10,2009 1:21pm
the title should be every screenname/thinger on RTTP



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 10,2009 1:21pm
CALL IT AWESOMEFUL PUSSY GO STEADY KILL YOURSELF SPLIT OR YOURE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:22pm
An idea whose time has come.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:22pm
see Ken knows how to do it, CONGRATULATE KEN OR YOURE ALL BEARDED PUSSIES NAMED JIMBO AWFUL IDEA RICHARDS



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:22pm
hey sean, maybe you should worry about not being homeless beotch.

wait..... wut?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 10,2009 1:24pm
i still don't know how to do the "good show is good" or "gay fag is gay" or "bearded pussy is bearded" thing yet.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:24pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
hey sean, maybe you should worry about not being homeless beotch.

wait..... wut?



LOL

RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I wanna wait for Jim to see this and get his emo all over the thread.


boom goes the dynamite



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:25pm
huh?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:25pm



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 1:25pm
CANT YOU READ ENGLISH JIMBO, CANT YOU READ !



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:25pm
haha



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 1:25pm
My last post was for Ken.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 1:27pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
"bearded pussy is bearded"


LOL



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:30pm
i never learned to read.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 1:55pm
i wanna dip my balls into a river of slime, and by that i mean i wanna dip my balls into mark's mom's vagina.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 1:55pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
http://img.4chan.org/b/imgboard.html


RichHorror said[orig][quote]
My last post was for Ken.


RULES 1 & 2, MOTHERFUCKER



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 1:59pm
i really can't read.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 2:00pm
j slseh eu mghys?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 2:04pm
i learned how not to read from you dad!!

shut up son, smoke crack.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 2:15pm
Hey remember that time that RTTP isn't in charge of what splits are titled?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 2:16pm
remember when YOU were a looser?!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 2:18pm
Remember when you sucked at spelling EVERYDAY?



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 2:20pm
i still do.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 3:12pm
Yeah, that's what I thought. But I still love you.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 3:14pm
my misspellings add character.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 3:20pm
SPELL SHIT WRONG OR YOU ARE A PUSSY WITH NO CHARACTER



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 3:21pm
if i had a nickle(bag) for every time i said that...



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 10,2009 3:21pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
i wanna dip my balls into a river of slime, and by that i mean i wanna dip my balls into mark's mom's vagina.


SLIME!!!

what?

ITS A RIVER OF SLIME!! THERE'S GOT TO BE 25000 GALLONS OF IT, ITS FLOWING THROUGH HERE LIKE A RIVER!!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 3:27pm
MFR: It's "U R". GAWD! [/BIZARRO DWYER]



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 3:32pm
SPEL SHIT RONG OR U R DESTROIUABUNCH



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 3:47pm
BETTUR.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 3:48pm
uh huh



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 4:48pm
Eeveryone who listens to or likes composted should kill themselves :l



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 4:48pm
Especially wiggers!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 4:49pm
Blender_Method said[orig][quote]
Especially niggers!



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 4:51pm
well, now that Barack Obama is president... who's tha nigger now bitch?! (that's you Rich Horror, you tha nigger now)



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 4:52pm
You're about as black as Carlton Banks, this isn't about you clearly.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 4:54pm
The Irish?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 4:55pm
We aways were. Before the whiny faggot moulies started crying wah wah you took us on a fabulous cruise and gave us all jobs working outdoors.



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:01pm
Mr. Horror, what is your definition of black person? :l



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:02pm
Also, spic wop dago kike.



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:03pm
Mr. Horror, what is your definition of black person? :l



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:04pm
Someone that isn't a fucking nerd with a faggot cowboy hat on.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:05pm
Carlton Banks broke his neck breakdancing. That shit is black as hell.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 5:10pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
We aways were. Before the whiny faggot moulies started crying wah wah you took us on a fabulous cruise and gave us all jobs working outdoors.


EURONIGS FTW



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:10pm
now now rich, easy on the faggotry ;] ;]



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:12pm
Say it proud, I'm black and I'm loud!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:14pm
I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 5:22pm
fuck black people.



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:22pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.


Damn straight, and you're not! :o



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 5:23pm
LOL



toggletoggle post by reimroc at Mar 10,2009 5:23pm
this thread blew the fuck up



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:23pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
fuck black people.


Aight, I quit Boarcorpse :l



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 5:24pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
lol all over the place in the thread someone get a mop





toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 10,2009 5:24pm
we own you.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:25pm
Blender_Method said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.


Damn straight, and you're not! :o


Now that Obama is in office does that mean you're getting a job and paying space rent?



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:29pm edited Mar 10,2009 5:32pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
we own you.


hah, more like RTTP PWNs you :o



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:30pm
Once Obama took office I got in line and stopped working and collected food stamps.



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:31pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Blender_Method said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.


Damn straight, and you're not! :o


Now that Obama is in office does that mean you're getting a job and paying space rent?


That's funny, cuz I have a job, technically two jobs, but I'm shit out of luck and broke as hell cuz your people don't want to spend your money on things like garage doors and making records :p



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 5:33pm
NOW THAT OBAMA IS PRESIDENT I CAN BLARE JACKIE WILSON FROM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY AND WASH ALL THE HATRED OUT OF RTTP JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS EVE!!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:33pm
Shut the fuck up Dave and make a thread out of your sheer loneliness.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 5:34pm
ok



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:34pm
Dave_Maggot said[orig][quote]
NOW THAT OBAMA IS PRESIDENT I CAN BLARE JACKIE WILSON FROM THE STATUE OF LIBERTY AND WASH ALL THE HATRED OUT OF RTTP JUST IN TIME FOR NEW YEARS EVE!!!



haha



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 5:35pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
LOL all over the place in the thread someone get a mop





toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:37pm
ITT: White males angry at black people.



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:38pm
White males sucking black dickssssss



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:39pm
Remember that time that this thread was about Anthony Buda being our bassist? Those were the days.



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 10,2009 5:40pm
Remember that time I fucked your mom? Those were the... oh wait, that was today :o



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Mar 10,2009 5:40pm
In the process of reading this thread, my spirit has left my body.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 5:44pm
i'm totally about to have k.f.c.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:45pm
I'm totally about to shit in some guy's KFC...



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 5:46pm
if you'd like your scrotum tossed into the sizzling depths of a deep fryer then. good choice



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:48pm
Don't tell me how to live my life, Dave Maggot.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 5:49pm
don't stand between me and my chicken MARK WILLIAM RICHARDS!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:52pm
Oh sorry I read an earlier post about Suicidal Tendencies and thought this thread was about about being weird and hostile towards your friends.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:53pm
There are no friends in this thread.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 5:53pm
that's how we roll!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:53pm
You're my friend. :(



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:54pm
Not in this thread we're not. We can be friends where no one can see us.

I think we're alone now...there doesn't seem to be anyone arouuund...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:55pm
I save all AIM conversations, don't make me out you. I have similar dirt on nearly everyone else in this thread.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 5:55pm
COMPOSTED: talking about fucking each others mom's, reverse racial slurrage, intoxicated front men, and loving men balls since 2007!. . .oh and death metal. . .



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 5:57pm
Let's get married so you can be Richard Richards...or Richard Fucking Richards.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 5:57pm
When Dave's brother was in the band he was convinced I was in the KKK and was planning on murdering Eliot. It was the best.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 6:00pm
internal conflict makes for the sick slams. we are the general hospital of death metal



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:01pm
Richard Fucking Horror Richards is the name of the split.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:02pm
Richard Horrorfucking Richards and you got a deal.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:03pm
Finally, get started on the artwork and flush your career down the toilet.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:04pm
Rich Richards and The Fuckhorrors.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:07pm
In The Parasitic Shit with Rich Richards and The Fuckhorrors



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:08pm
I think we're onto something here. Call Universal Records and tell them we just made them another billion.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:09pm
Hold on lemme friend them on Facebook.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:11pm
Don't forget to say Happy Birthday to Dwyer while you're at it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:11pm
I just sent news of the bidding war over this release between Universal Records and Pathos Productions to Blabbermouth.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 6:14pm
Blender_Method said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
Blender_Method said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
I keed I keed. You're one of the good ones that we can have in the house.


Damn straight, and you're not! :o


Now that Obama is in office does that mean you're getting a job and paying space rent?


That's funny, cuz I have a job, technically two jobs, but I'm shit out of luck and broke as hell cuz your people don't want to spend your money on things like garage doors and making records :p


ATTN, WHITE PPL: MAKE GARAGE DOOR RECORDS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:14pm
A printout of this thread will be the liner notes.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:17pm
Printed on garage doors stolen from the black man.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:17pm
This is such a great idea.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:19pm
Rick Rubin just texted me and said this will be out tomorrow.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:20pm
I just got a counter-offer from Bill Gates and he said this will be out on laserdisc 12 years ago.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:22pm
Have his people get in touch with Rick's people and have them figure out how to get this out on minidisc 10 years ago, and maybe this can work out. And for fuck's sake, will someone get me a goddamn Crystal Pepsi?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:23pm
Grog just put in an offer to have this on a cave wall.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:25pm
Tell him to suck a mastadong.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 6:29pm
I already have this on LIVE, STREAMING BROADBRAIN.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:31pm
FUCK.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 6:33pm
i heard George Washington rode across the Mississippi river listening to misanthrobominable snowman on his ipod. we gotta call Lars Ulrich.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:34pm
I heard this while in the birth canal.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 6:41pm
I wrote it when John Dwyer was creating the universe.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:45pm
I'm wearing my OG Composted shirt right now so this is all obviously really going to happen.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 6:45pm
you guys didn't hear? the split is already out.....wow does it suck



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:47pm
Yeah I was afraid of that. I blame myself and my terrible band that nobody likes.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 6:50pm
so in all seriousness, is the 4th band definite?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 6:51pm
I don't know if this split is even definite, but it should be.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 10,2009 6:53pm
in 2013 we all sell out. we are wearing pepsi jackets and our music videos are boosted into people's brains along with subliminal taco bell commercials



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 10,2009 7:05pm
As much joking as there is in this thread, I'm sure Composted would definitely be down for this split; we're planning on recorded a 3 song promo at some point this year, so who knows, maybe we can fancy it up extra nice and turn it into an official release. Personally, I think 4 bands is a bit much for a split, unless the songs are really short.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 10,2009 7:17pm
umm our songs are only like 20 - 30 seconds



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 10,2009 10:48pm
for the split we are planning on releasing, the 3 songs are only like 6-7 minutes long total



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 11:49pm
haha, yeah Mark have you heard Rampant Decay before?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 10,2009 11:50pm
SOUNDS LIEK JOURNEY



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 10,2009 11:51pm
I have a beautiful voice that puts Steve Perry to shame.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 7:09am
I'm talking songs that are so short you have to go back in time to hear them...?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 7:30am
wat



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 7:58am
FUCK YOU, YOU'RE NOT CHRIS DODGE!



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 11,2009 8:17am
NIGGER THREAD



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:17am
I'd just like to say that this split will never happen. And thank heavens.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 8:20am
...for 7/11 ?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:23am



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 8:27am
ah when rich played horrible music and no one cared about his band



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:28am
No that's now. Except for the horrible music part. And even that's all in who you ask.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 8:38am
well at least you got your looks and good health



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:40am
jk the kids love us.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 8:42am
FOR THE KIDS !!!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 11:06am
I want this split to happen now goddammit. GODDAMMIT!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 11:18am
HOW'S THE VIEW FROM SUGAR HEAVEN BITCH !



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 11:19am
Just like a woman, just when I say no now he needs it.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 12:19pm
I don't need shit, I just wants it daddi.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Mar 11,2009 12:57pm
Hails to Anthony! One of the sickest around!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 7:16pm
Then let's make it happen, Mark. TOGETHER.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 7:27pm
This split is going to represent the attitude of men fucking.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 7:31pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 7:39pm
We're two wild and crazy guys!



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Mar 11,2009 7:40pm
Mark Richards is WASTED in that picture. BLASTED. SHMAMMERED. PLASTERED.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 7:41pm
I am also very red and shiny.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 11,2009 7:43pm
aw i hate when mark gets wasted, i have to carry him around, he gets trapped in bathrooms for hours, then he pukes in my car. mark and alcohol equal no. . .NOO!!



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 7:52pm
I'm so sorry for...waaaaaiittt a second...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 7:52pm
Mark needs to lay off all the cocaine.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 11,2009 7:54pm



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 7:55pm
I'm such a mess.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:04pm
We're just worried about you, Mark. This is a safe healing space.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 11,2009 8:05pm
Don't fucking judge me! If I get a call from that Intervention bullshit show I'm going to shit in all your mailboxes.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 8:06pm
that shirt rules Mr Goodwin, Cali Love is some good shit.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:09pm
Fuck yeah it is. They would love Rampant Decay like we love them.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 11,2009 8:13pm
bring Cali and Texas Chop over here for shows lol



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:15pm
Oh, they know I'm here for them. I might be hooking up a RD/Bloody Phoenix show around here in 2010 if that matters to anyone.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 11,2009 8:16pm
enter anthony, exit soul.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:18pm
Uh, Anthony is in a band with Phil.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 11,2009 8:19pm
Composted are a bunch of guys who barely drink and don't do any drugs. Revocation screams for cocaine and goes 'hogging'.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 11,2009 8:23pm
id like to think i drink enough for 5 guys worth.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 11,2009 8:24pm
I don't think that even if you rubbed up and down on phil for hours you could steal his ability to shag the big bootied.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 12,2009 1:50am
He loved fat chicks. Dave I am way more a drunk than you sorryb but its true



toggletoggle post by Blender_Method  at Mar 12,2009 2:26am
Rich, you're a fat chick... NIGGER



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Mar 12,2009 2:28am
I wish I had a pussy I would fuck myself all night cuz I look so good



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 12,2009 2:37am
Anthony can do your homework for you.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 12,2009 7:04am
My cock is still WICKED smooth.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Mar 12,2009 7:17am
menstrual_sweatpants_disco said[orig][quote]
My cock is still WICKED smooth.


botox on da caaack, kehd?



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Mar 12,2009 7:33am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Don't fucking judge me! If I get a call from that Intervention bullshit show I'm going to shit in all your mailboxes.


Girl next to me last semester in English class was on the show because her sister was addicted to huffing aerosol from pressurized canisters.

I was not the biggest fan of her, so one day I brought a can of krylon in class, sat down next to her, huffed a little and asked "hey, what's up?"



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Mar 12,2009 7:56am
haha!



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 12,2009 8:20am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
so cute



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2009 8:21am
the episode ruled.

I heard that archaeon sucks off members of the members of composted



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 12,2009 8:34am
GUILTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYy



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2009 8:39am
hot. now get toyour sexting duties at your highschool.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Mar 12,2009 9:04am
grant, you whore.



toggletoggle post by C.dEaD at Mar 12,2009 9:49am
Murph said[orig][quote]
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
Don't fucking judge me! If I get a call from that Intervention bullshit show I'm going to shit in all your mailboxes.


Girl next to me last semester in English class was on the show because her sister was addicted to huffing aerosol from pressurized canisters.

I was not the biggest fan of her, so one day I brought a can of krylon in class, sat down next to her, huffed a little and asked "hey, what's up?"


Haha, thats hilarious. My friend Carl knew her as well. I guess they grew up in Newport.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 12,2009 10:02am
That's amazing.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 12,2009 10:15am
Hahaha, that would have been even better if you had on a Composted "High On Krylon" t shirt, Murph.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Mar 12,2009 11:55am
By the way, I'm lying.

She was in my class, but I didn't do that, she's nice.




toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 12,2009 12:16pm
Yeah I figured you wouldn't do something like that, but I want to believe it happened anyway.



toggletoggle post by Dave_Maggot   at Mar 12,2009 1:41pm
n stuff



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2009 1:53pm
MFR, I don't think that intervention show will call to help you battle your addiction to smoking sperm.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Mar 12,2009 1:54pm
you don't smoke sperm, you inject it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2009 1:54pm
caught you



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 12,2009 2:08pm
lol



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Mar 12,2009 2:09pm
OH SNAP



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 12,2009 2:22pm
I snort that shit.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 12,2009 2:23pm
no wonder you're so greasy



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 12,2009 2:25pm
No, that's the Italian.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 12,2009 2:26pm
let me dream Mark, just don't take that from me.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Mar 12,2009 2:27pm
I mean...it's the sperm. Greasy, delicious sperm.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 12,2009 2:28pm
YES, NOW HOW'S THE VIEW FROM SUGAR MOUNTAIN BITCH !



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Mar 12,2009 5:29pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
hot. now get toyour sexting duties at your highschool.


if you only knew.



toggletoggle post by bellzbottoms at Mar 17,2009 3:45pm
bump



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