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New site? Maybe some day.
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Fuck this stomach bug shit. Fuck it hard. IN THE EAR. |
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I just polished off a bowl of sour cream and chives mashed potatoes, which is the first I've eaten in about 24 hours. WICKED SUPER PSYCHED TO SEE HOW IT LOOKS WHEN I SEE IT AGAIN IN AN HOUR.
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I've been cursed by Scientologists. |
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I've been cursed by Scientologists. |
the name of which must not be spoken HAS BEEN SPOKEN
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its been approximately an hour. how do the potatoes look for their return visit? |
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fact:
DYA is the person who smears shit on the bathroom walls of Sound Museum in Brighton |
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its been approximately an hour. how do the potatoes look for their return visit? |
So far, nothing. I'm imagining they're currently somewhat spackle-like. |
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See? He ignores it.
He smears shit on the walls.
I'm sure some of you have seen it on the 2nd floor bathroom. |
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See? He ignores it.
He smears shit on the walls.
I'm sure some of you have seen it on the 2nd floor bathroom. |
I think I have seen his work. Did he do an inverted cross with his brown leavings? |
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yes. the inverted shit cross. very clever, and yet, amusing. |
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Shit, I wish I could claim responsibility for that. |
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i threw up rice the other day. im pretty sure it is the worst think to throw up. |
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i threw up rice the other day. im pretty sure it is the worst think to throw up. |
no, whiskey sours. |
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got a fever of 102. cant wait to jump on the express train to vomit town |
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First real deuce after this nonsense, and it was fucking bright yellow. (Pic only because I know Conservationist is gonna ask.)
The pic doesn't do the yellowness justice. Oh, also, I don't know how these got on my phone, but:
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just fought this. All day yesterday, puking and shitting. Bacon and olive pizza IS the worst thing to throw up. The bacon hurts coming up, I got some in my nose, and the cheese just doesn't help either. I'm better now. Still pissing out the ass though, but I can deal with it. |
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i havent had a solid shit in over a week. all i can eat is soup and jelly toast. this is horrid.
PIRES - stay away from Dairy products ...i'm tellin you. |
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New band name.
INVERTED SHITCROSS will be playing live in San Ysidro, Texas, on July 1, 2012. |
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This rules. Can I submit to turds.com? |
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SUBMIT AWAY, MY GOOD FELLOW. |
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