I am drained of all energy, fluids and solid matter. Yet still it spurts. It contorts; it contracts; then it spurts.

I am exhausted.

Whatever I ate... well, I have no fuckin' idea because I was high as ass and cramming things into my mouth but... whatever it was...

May it burn in hell

IN HELL

you ate a pair of aids-drenched testes

That'll do it.

i was deathly ill this week and from Sunday until Wednesday i did not shit, when i finally did Wednesday night it was, well, in the words of 3PO "OH, HOW HORRID!".

That's about what has happened here.

My regret:

I need to get a digital camera. I get really embarrassed discussing it here because there are people with, you know, photographic skillz and I have nunz lol

^^^ like my family will actively intercept the camera if it's given to me at a family function, saying "we do not want more shots of decapitated people or blurry feet"