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returntothepit >> discuss >> SO DRUNK MY EYES HURT by DestroyYouAlot on Feb 8,2009 1:13am
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toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 8,2009 1:13am
HAHA, YOU FAIL AT SOBRIETY TESTIG, VCOP.



toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 8,2009 1:16am
haha, yeah.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 8,2009 1:19am edited Feb 8,2009 1:20am
Are we supposed to be impressed?




toggletoggle post by ouchy  at Feb 8,2009 1:21am
are you not entertained?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 8,2009 1:25am edited Feb 8,2009 1:27am
I wish I had such skill. And a car. And no warrants out for my arrest.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 8,2009 1:34am


Drinking isn't cool enough, just make sure you go online and brag about it.




toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 8,2009 1:54am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]


Drinking isn't cool enough, just make sure you go online and brag about it.



this is coming from the bald guy who posts 'look how skinny I'm getting!' photo threads on a metal forum.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 8,2009 2:00am edited Feb 8,2009 2:04am
Losing weight is good, drinking is for boring people.

This is a New England forum, not just for Metal.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 8,2009 2:01am
O.o



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 8,2009 2:03am



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 8,2009 2:05am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Losing weight is good, drinking is for boring people.

This is a New England forum, not just for Metal.


new england is about obesity, not health.


Come on. you know that.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 8,2009 2:08am
niccolai said[orig][quote]
new england is about obesity, not health.


Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder.

Guess I lost my mind for a second there...




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Feb 8,2009 2:11am
THE FIRE IS SHOOTING AT US.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 8,2009 2:20am
AHHHH GET DOWN!!!!




toggletoggle post by LOLERCAUST 999 at Feb 8,2009 2:24am



toggletoggle post by hypersludgenotloggedin at Feb 8,2009 3:30am
look at that dancing bald homo



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 8,2009 4:14am
Dwyer's awful preachy for someone who's spent like a day off of some type of intoxicant.



toggletoggle post by ouchy nli at Feb 8,2009 8:44am
Hilarious



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 8,2009 8:46am
The fact that Dwyer doesn't drink makes me want to start.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 8,2009 9:11am
I'd recommend it.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 8,2009 10:54am edited Feb 8,2009 10:54am
He should post more pics of himself with haggard looking bitches.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 8,2009 12:29pm
Wow, you guys are lame for posting in this thread. I was wasted; what's your excuse?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 8,2009 12:35pm
Also, LOL @ my somehow getting pulled over on the literally 5 minutes of my drive home.



toggletoggle post by eli_hhcb at Feb 8,2009 1:35pm
DUI or you are a Pussy



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 8,2009 1:40pm
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
Wow, you guys are lame for posting in this thread. I was wasted; what's your excuse?


about the same.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 8,2009 2:12pm
XjohndwyerX



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 8,2009 2:20pm



toggletoggle post by sacreligion at Feb 8,2009 2:25pm
AH! Now my eyes hurt.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 8,2009 2:35pm
Studly 17 year old.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 8,2009 2:54pm
Do i see an X on your hand?



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 8,2009 3:07pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]





toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Feb 8,2009 3:20pm
If your ass hurts after you've been drinking... stop getting blind drunk and going to emo shows.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 8,2009 3:41pm
People like John Dwyer make being straightedge embarrassing. Get off your high horse and let people get drunk and make asses of themselves if they want. And while you're at it start fucking girls in the ass, faggot.



toggletoggle post by Hater at Feb 8,2009 4:19pm
Yeah, that guy is supressing some seriously gay issues.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 8,2009 11:18pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
People like John Dwyer make being straightedge embarrassing. Get off your high horse and let people get drunk and make asses of themselves if they want. And while you're at it start fucking girls in the ass, faggot.


lol butsecks



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 1:34am
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Do i see an X on your hand?


Yeah, and on the shirt sleeves.

I'm not preaching, I hope you all die in drunk driving wrecks ASAP.

Just saying are we supposed to be impressed at how drunk and stoned people can get and come online and brag about it? Fucking boring.



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 1:49am
There's more boring shit out there... at least he's not talking about Opeth CDs.



toggletoggle post by syphillis u haz it at Feb 9,2009 1:55am
go smack up your halloween bride or youre a pussy LOL



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 9,2009 7:12am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Do i see an X on your hand?


Yeah, and on the shirt sleeves.

I'm not preaching, I hope you all die in drunk driving wrecks ASAP.

Just saying are we supposed to be impressed at how drunk and stoned people can get and come online and brag about it? Fucking boring.


Is everyone else supposed to be impressed by how many girls you can take pictures with, how much weight you've lost, what sort of dictions you're trying to adhere to, etc.? Just playing devil's advocate here. You may not be preaching persay, but all the posts you've made in this thread are quite snobbish and elitist. You're no better than anyone because you don't drink or do drugs; that's your choice, just as it is anyone else's choice to abstain or indulge. By your logic, am I better than you because I've NEVER in my entire life consumed even the smallest amount of alcohol or taken any drugs? Criticizing others for their personal choices is far worse than making drunk threads on the internet. Just sayin.

And once again, FUCK GIRLS IN THE ASS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 8:03am
The nice thing about drunk posts is you never have to own up to them - if you're drunk enough to think it's a good idea to post about it on the internets, you're pretty much drunk enough to not be responsible for your own actions. (I shoulda gone to theology school with my 1337 rationalization skillz.)



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Feb 9,2009 9:06am
So back to the subject at hand -- DYA, did you get pinched or not?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 9,2009 9:38am
Cool as a cucumber, ese'. IT'S AWWWWW-RIGHT



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Feb 9,2009 10:48am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Do i see an X on your hand?


Yeah, and on the shirt sleeves.

I'm not preaching, I hope you all die in drunk driving wrecks ASAP.

Just saying are we supposed to be impressed at how drunk and stoned people can get and come online and brag about it? Fucking boring.


Is everyone else supposed to be impressed by how many girls you can take pictures with, how much weight you've lost, what sort of dictions you're trying to adhere to, etc.? Just playing devil's advocate here. You may not be preaching persay, but all the posts you've made in this thread are quite snobbish and elitist. You're no better than anyone because you don't drink or do drugs; that's your choice, just as it is anyone else's choice to abstain or indulge. By your logic, am I better than you because I've NEVER in my entire life consumed even the smallest amount of alcohol or taken any drugs? Criticizing others for their personal choices is far worse than making drunk threads on the internet. Just sayin.

And once again, FUCK GIRLS IN THE ASS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.


It's nice to finally have you back, Mark.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 9,2009 11:42am
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Do i see an X on your hand?


Yeah, and on the shirt sleeves.

I'm not preaching, I hope you all die in drunk driving wrecks ASAP.

Just saying are we supposed to be impressed at how drunk and stoned people can get and come online and brag about it? Fucking boring.


Is everyone else supposed to be impressed by how many girls you can take pictures with, how much weight you've lost, what sort of dictions you're trying to adhere to, etc.? Just playing devil's advocate here. You may not be preaching persay, but all the posts you've made in this thread are quite snobbish and elitist. You're no better than anyone because you don't drink or do drugs; that's your choice, just as it is anyone else's choice to abstain or indulge. By your logic, am I better than you because I've NEVER in my entire life consumed even the smallest amount of alcohol or taken any drugs? Criticizing others for their personal choices is far worse than making drunk threads on the internet. Just sayin.

And once again, FUCK GIRLS IN THE ASS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.



Good calling him out like that Mark. I met with you a few times, knew you were straightedge, but you never looked down at me or anyone else for doing what they do. never brought it up, or preached either. hell, I am on an oxycontin right now, good times.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Feb 9,2009 11:45am
I think the word "straightedge" should be revised. sXe and all that bullshit.

People that don't drink or smoke should just be called "sober" - plain and simple.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Feb 9,2009 11:48am
arilliusbm said[orig][quote]
I think the word "straightedge" should be revised. sXe and all that bullshit.

People that don't drink or smoke should just be called "sober" - plain and simple.


True, I just didn't know how to categorize Mark's stance. Okay, SOBER MARK!



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Feb 9,2009 12:05pm
Mark Richards looks down on me constantly because I'm addicted to Mr. Pibb.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 12:08pm
Metal nerds is nerds.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 1:12pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
impressed by how many girls you can take pictures with


If they want to be, not the point and I don't even post many anymore.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 9,2009 3:57pm
Mainly because your camera is broken, heh heh. I know your tricks.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 3:58pm
Nah, it was a 2008 thing, I am over it...



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Feb 9,2009 4:05pm
dwyer made a new years resolution to stop posting pictures of himself with women and transexuals.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Feb 9,2009 4:06pm
Well what the fuck.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 9,2009 6:36pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Nah, it was a 2008 thing, I am over it...


Translation: no one gave a fuck so i stopped.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Feb 9,2009 7:33pm
I stopped giving a fuck, never cared what others thought, good or bad.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Feb 9,2009 7:35pm
Yeah the whole anti john dwyer internet revolution at the same time had NOTHING to do with it.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 7:36pm
DRUNK MY EYES

DRUNK MY EYES

DRUNK MY EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYES



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Feb 9,2009 8:39pm
Thios thread needs tits.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 9,2009 8:45pm
MarkFuckingRichards said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Do i see an X on your hand?


Yeah, and on the shirt sleeves.

I'm not preaching, I hope you all die in drunk driving wrecks ASAP.

Just saying are we supposed to be impressed at how drunk and stoned people can get and come online and brag about it? Fucking boring.


Is everyone else supposed to be impressed by how many girls you can take pictures with, how much weight you've lost, what sort of dictions you're trying to adhere to, etc.? Just playing devil's advocate here. You may not be preaching persay, but all the posts you've made in this thread are quite snobbish and elitist. You're no better than anyone because you don't drink or do drugs; that's your choice, just as it is anyone else's choice to abstain or indulge. By your logic, am I better than you because I've NEVER in my entire life consumed even the smallest amount of alcohol or taken any drugs? Criticizing others for their personal choices is far worse than making drunk threads on the internet. Just sayin.

And once again, FUCK GIRLS IN THE ASS OR YOU ARE A PUSSY.


Thank you for finally saying something for fuck's sake.



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Feb 9,2009 8:46pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
archaeon said[orig][quote]
Do i see an X on your hand?


Yeah, and on the shirt sleeves.

I'm not preaching, I hope you all die in drunk driving wrecks ASAP.

Just saying are we supposed to be impressed at how drunk and stoned people can get and come online and brag about it? Fucking boring.


"Oh, and by the way, I throw stones in glass houses".



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