http://www.cnn.com/2009/US/02/03/dennys.grand.slam/index.html

dave maggot ate all the homefries

Dave Maggot accidentally the whole Denny's.

dave will accidentally your face

lol wut?

i love breakfast

dixie = 3rd world nation

"You couldn't beat it. I mean it was a beautiful, beautiful breakfast. It was fit for a queen or a king," diner Annah Shoffner told CNN affiliate WNCN-TV in Raleigh, North Carolina.

Denny's = not good.

also cannot handle the slam

Shit, I drove by that Denny's in Raleigh earlier today, I was wondering why there were so many people in line. They were piled well out the door.

its fucking 2 eggs, bacon, sausage and pancakes...i aint waiting for that shit.

You'd think people around here would just go to fucking Waffle House if they want to dine at a shitty trashy diner. I've only seen one Denny's in this entire area and dozens and dozens of Waffle Houses. I've never eaten at one and I hear their lunch food sucks, but apparently their namesake is pretty good if you can get over watching the most decrepit people imaginable making your food.

No shit.

I can make that in my house, and not have to sit next to a bunch of hillbilly fucks while I eat mine.

AND I CAN EAT MINE NAKED. WITH ONE OF THESE