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returntothepit >> discuss >> Drunk Edge theme by RichHorror on Feb 3,2009 11:07am
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toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 3,2009 11:07am
I just found these. This is the version It Will End In Pure Horror did, it varies from the Vaginal Blood Fart version I'm sure. Obviously sung to the tune of Minor Threat's 'Straight Edge'. Enjoy.

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I'm a dirtbag just like you
I've got nothing better to do
Sit around, fuck my head
I'm a member of the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at all the shows
All I think about is speed
It's all I'll ever need

I've got drunk edge

I'm a dirtbag just like you
I've got nothing better to do
Sit around and smoke dope
Without it I can't cope
Drool at the thought of eating ludes
Drool at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna lose touch
Blacked out, I need a crutch

I've got drunk edge
I've got drunk edge
I've got drunk edge
I've got drunk edge



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 3,2009 11:14am
xDWYERx in 5... 4... 3... 2...



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 3,2009 11:16am
I ah... I don't drink or do drugs. This is just satirical lyrical.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 3,2009 11:19am
Sober as a judge, I am.



toggletoggle post by Ryan_M at Feb 3,2009 11:25am

Straight edge! I'll drink to that



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Feb 3,2009 12:13pm
I've been working on Getting a Drunk Edge"Brew till Death" tattoo for a long time now. Maybe one of these days.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 3,2009 12:15pm
My next one is definitely the Drunk X Edge logo in the collegiate font.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 3,2009 12:18pm
dXe is a lifetime commitment.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 3,2009 12:52pm
IF YOU'RE NOT NOW, YOU NEVER WERE



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 3,2009 2:01pm
EVERY DRUNK, EVERY DRUNK IS MY BROTHER HERE



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Feb 3,2009 2:17pm
MY LIFE
MY BREW
FUCK YOU



toggletoggle post by RyanPlegics_ at Feb 3,2009 4:45pm
Excellent work



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 5,2009 1:28am



toggletoggle post by Kevord  at Feb 5,2009 1:30am
Amazing!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Feb 5,2009 2:44am
got stoned and buzzed tonight, fucking budweiser is gross.



toggletoggle post by SIBZdxe at Feb 6,2009 1:16am
DRUNK EDGE AS A FUCKING FUCK

D.E.N.C. FOR LIFE BITCH'S



toggletoggle post by Mike_Giallo   at Feb 6,2009 3:47am
I remember doing this song with IWEIPH when I was in the band



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Feb 6,2009 11:10am
You forgot the kazoo solo.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Feb 9,2009 7:27pm
I don't remember shit.



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