I just found these. This is the version It Will End In Pure Horror did, it varies from the Vaginal Blood Fart version I'm sure. Obviously sung to the tune of Minor Threat's 'Straight Edge'. Enjoy.
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I'm a dirtbag just like you
I've got nothing better to do
Sit around, fuck my head
I'm a member of the living dead
Snort white shit up my nose
Pass out at all the shows
All I think about is speed
It's all I'll ever need
I've got drunk edge
I'm a dirtbag just like you
I've got nothing better to do
Sit around and smoke dope
Without it I can't cope
Drool at the thought of eating ludes
Drool at the thought of sniffing glue
Always gonna lose touch
Blacked out, I need a crutch