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returntothepit >> discuss >> How many of you have had anal sex? by Conservationist on Jan 29,2009 11:31am
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 29,2009 11:31am
...with a chick.

(All metalcore bands can put your hands down now, thanks.)



toggletoggle post by revophil at Jan 29,2009 11:35am
does sitting on a dildo count?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 29,2009 11:36am
For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 29,2009 11:36am edited Jan 29,2009 11:36am
Anal play is gross, exit only.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 29,2009 11:40am
speaking of exits, i'm going to go exit this toxic waste into the toilet as we speak. shit's been sitting there for 3 days



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 29,2009 11:41am
you hitting on me?



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 29,2009 11:45am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 29,2009 11:46am
MY BABY BOY



toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jan 29,2009 11:49am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion.


Excellent work right here on both parts.

The couple of attempts I've made have resulted in the female party screaming "GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY ASS!"

FAIL.



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jan 29,2009 11:51am
nah. asked a few times (mostly with my finger), never got the green light



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Jan 29,2009 12:00pm
Guilty. I loves me some butt of the female variety.



toggletoggle post by eli_hhcb at Jan 29,2009 12:01pm
Yea. Twice. It's cool, kinda more novelty than function i'd say. Unless ya gurrls wikkid down.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jan 29,2009 12:01pm
Let's be real though.
V > A



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 29,2009 12:02pm
i had a gf that bragged to her friends that i fucked her in the ass yet would not let me actually fuck her in the ass. bitches is crazy yo.



toggletoggle post by deadlikemurf  at Jan 29,2009 12:28pm
FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE BUTT OR YOU ARE A PUSSY



toggletoggle post by aril at Jan 29,2009 12:29pm
I tried a few ex's ago and got smacked in the face



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 29,2009 12:29pm
anal cunt.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Jan 29,2009 12:35pm
I think the movie "Irreversible" will change the way you look at anal Rev. Shit's on fire!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 29,2009 12:36pm
in a good way or bad way?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 29,2009 12:37pm
in the heat of the moment the tip has slipped in but she wasn't down for it. i have gone spelunking though, as long as she is clean and has a nice looking butthole, i'm down.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 29,2009 12:41pm
It's cool - just don't try it unless the girl's got a sense of humor, even if she's into the idea. Buttsex has some occasional and unavoidable consequences that you both need to have the ability to laugh at. [/SHEETS]



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 29,2009 12:42pm
At first I never wanted to even try it, but an ex wanted to get adventurous, so I figured why the hell not. Definitely took some getting used to. I couldn't even get the tip in with my last ex. That was bullshit.



toggletoggle post by c.DeAD at Jan 29,2009 12:43pm
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
in a good way or bad way?


Depends on your definition of rape.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 29,2009 12:49pm
i like it. You have to be patient, and really take your time getting it in, but if you do it slowly for long enough, it's possible for the lady to really enjoy it. It's not easy, but you can make it fun for both.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 29,2009 1:09pm
It builds character.



toggletoggle post by darkwor  at Jan 29,2009 1:29pm
eli_hhcb said[orig][quote]
Yea. Twice. It's cool, kinda more novelty than function i'd say. Unless ya gurrls wikkid down.


seconded



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Jan 29,2009 1:30pm
I used to bang my ec meghan in the ass all the time. I'd occasionally get to nut in her ass.



She's a pretty big whore.




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 29,2009 1:36pm
if you don't nut back there, then that is a sticky situation cause you would either then have to go ass to mouth or ass to vagina.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 29,2009 1:43pm
"You never go ass to mouth!"



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 29,2009 3:19pm
and a girl who goes ass to mouth is a wonderful girl. ass to vagina is a terrible idea.



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Jan 29,2009 3:41pm
my girl lets me go ass to mouth
<3 <3 <3



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Jan 29,2009 3:42pm
c.DeAD said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
in a good way or bad way?


Depends on your definition of rape.


rape (verb) - a fun and rewarding activity that women only pretend not to enjoy



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Jan 29,2009 3:43pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion.


FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!!



toggletoggle post by AfterWorldObliteration   at Jan 29,2009 3:45pm
let me into starfish land.



toggletoggle post by nick nihilist at Jan 29,2009 4:06pm
well one time my gfs dad was outside her room working on his computer, and so i shoved her face into a pillow, and i fucked her in the ass. it was a traumatizing experience.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 29,2009 4:08pm
niccolai said[orig][quote]
I used to bang my ec meghan in the ass all the time. I'd occasionally get to nut in her ass.



She's a pretty big whore.

is that the dead one?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 29,2009 4:13pm
i did it to rich horror 2 yrs ago in the parking lot next to O'briens



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 29,2009 4:14pm
No you didn't you've met me once and then wouldn't stop sxy txt me cuz I'm handsome.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 29,2009 4:15pm
I WOULDNT TOUCH YOU WITH YOUR DIRTY FOREIGN SKIN AND BLOODZ EWWW BARFGROSS



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jan 29,2009 4:20pm
orgymf@work said[orig][quote]
rape (verb) - a fun and rewarding activity that women only pretend not to enjoy





toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 29,2009 4:43pm
[Jan 29,2009 4:15pm - RichHorror]
I WOULDNT TOUCH YOU WITH YOUR DIRTY FOREIGN SKIN AND BLOODZ EWWW BARFGROSS
~~~
that's why you let me put a dong in you



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 29,2009 4:44pm
YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU HAD VEGGIE PIZZA AND FINGERED AARON WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY U PROUD U GAVE IT TI US



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 29,2009 4:50pm
Yes I have. It's ok. Butt, I prefer the other hole. either other



toggletoggle post by orgymf@work at Jan 29,2009 4:54pm
yummy said[orig][quote]
Yes I have. It's ok. Butt, I prefer the other hole. either other


seriously.
anal is a nice change up now and again, and i do love that my girl lets me go ass to mouth....
but her pussy is amazing.

i think i just like anal because i don't have to pull out unless i want to blow it in her mouth



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jan 29,2009 4:58pm
Wait, so you eat her asshole?
Weird, to each his or her own. But, if a restaurant had all you needed why would you go out back and eat from the dumpster?



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 29,2009 5:39pm
Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 29,2009 5:45pm
Putting your penis anywhere on a woman is fully heterosexual. Who's the faggot now?

FUCK GIRLS IN THE BUTT OR YOU'RE A FAGGOT PUSSY.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jan 29,2009 5:45pm
YOU ARE AND YOU'RE ALL AROUND THE WORLD SAME SONG REMAINS THE SAME TWIDDLE DIDDLE TANGO ZE WANGO



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 29,2009 5:46pm
quit bein a faggot and suck that dick!



toggletoggle post by TXiz at Jan 29,2009 5:50pm
Ok then the question is how many of you have had anal... Taken it?



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jan 29,2009 8:12pm
I did it once when I was 17 to a quiet lil catholic school girl that was a closet superwhore!
BIG WHOOP! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?!



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jan 29,2009 9:27pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.


what are you inthinuating thilly?



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jan 29,2009 9:28pm
yummy said[orig][quote]
Wait, so you eat her asshole?
Weird, to each his or her own. But, if a restaurant had all you needed why would you go out back and eat from the dumpster?


that's not what i was saying.
ass to mouth means i pull out of her ass, and she sucks and swallows.

but, i will give her an asslicking fresh out of the shower if she really wants it (which - on occasion - she does)



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jan 29,2009 9:29pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
quit bein a faggot and suck that dick!


louis ck!!!
brilliant!!!



toggletoggle post by MillenialKingdom  at Jan 29,2009 9:43pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.


Point that finger back at yourself, chief.



toggletoggle post by Pires at Jan 29,2009 10:00pm
how is anal for fags? If you're fucking a womans asshole, you're obviously straight. Last time I checked, women and queers are the ones who make kissy faces every time they take a fucking picture.



toggletoggle post by Murph  at Jan 29,2009 10:14pm


Call IRAN. I think I've found 'em.






toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jan 29,2009 10:15pm
lulz@ gay darkies



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Jan 29,2009 10:16pm
don't ya remember what archie bunker said?
"there no such thing as a gay negro, ask any coon you know"

haha
all in the family ruled



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Jan 29,2009 10:21pm
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.


I SEE NO IRON BARS OR MAN-ASS HERE SILLY




toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jan 29,2009 10:27pm
Guys that like anus = gayness.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 29,2009 11:25pm
guys who are afraid of anus obviously feel ashamed of even thinking it because of latent gayness...



no, i don't really believe that. But your statement of how doing anal with chick makes you gay is as reasonable.



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 29,2009 11:28pm
what about a blowjob? Guys suck guys off all the time.

If
anal w/girl=gay
(only correlation i can find is that gay guys also do anal, or maybe just because it's NOT the vagina. but if those are the rules, then)
Then
Blowjob w/girl=gay too.

tell me, what's the difference? Guys and girls both have mouths... and assholes... and they both use them in hetero sex AND gay sex, so why is the ass inherently different? hmm?


I dated girls who loved anal, and they begged for it (whores yes, but whatever, they certainly weren't dudes.) Does that sound like a faggy situation to you?



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jan 30,2009 3:14am
Three cheers for jellybabies.

GAPE HER RECTUM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 30,2009 6:17am
dwyer sounds like some of the sheeple that he's so against. cosmic irony right there.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 30,2009 7:30am
Pires said[orig][quote]
how is anal for fags? If you're fucking a womans asshole, you're obviously straight. Last time I checked, women and queers are the ones who make kissy faces every time they take a fucking picture.


zing!



toggletoggle post by corpulent colloidal at Jan 30,2009 8:10am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
dwyer sounds like some of the sheeple that he's so against. cosmic irony right there.


dwyer tried to kill himself at Niagara 'falls' but FAILED.
..cosmic wimpout right thurrr.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jan 30,2009 8:17am
douchebag_patrol_2 said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.


I SEE NO IRON BARS OR MAN-ASS HERE SILLY




Wow, she had burgers and fries for supper last night.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 30,2009 1:13pm
My girl is a total fag, then. OOPS.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 30,2009 1:15pm
well fuck my ass and call me a bitch.



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toggletoggle post by Rottingman88 at Feb 13,2009 7:51pm
i lick my womans asshole and fuck it....all the time!!!!



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toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Feb 14,2009 6:48pm
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Feb 21,2009 4:07am



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toggletoggle post by CassieLynn   at Feb 23,2009 4:24am
No way, jose. Exit only.



toggletoggle post by Jose at Feb 23,2009 7:18am
That ain't what you said last night, mami.



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toggletoggle post by CassieLynn   at Mar 3,2009 5:26am
Yikes. Hemorrhoids much?



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toggletoggle post by Hungtabreed at Mar 9,2009 1:36am
I could understand for most of the assholes here (no pun intended) for stickin' a broad in the ass because the girls they all fuck are probably gapped to all hell. If I was with a girl who fucking was like sticking your dick in a bucket of water, I'd hit the ass too - probably. But if you ain't packin it in some loose whore, why the fuck would you pass up a perfect good pussy that is INCHES away to put it in a shit hole? I don't know, maybe it's just my opinion.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 9,2009 3:05am
Hungtabreed said[orig][quote]
I could understand for most of the assholes here (no pun intended) for stickin' a broad in the ass because the girls they all fuck are probably gapped to all hell. If I was with a girl who fucking was like sticking your dick in a bucket of water, I'd hit the ass too - probably. But if you ain't packin it in some loose whore, why the fuck would you pass up a perfect good pussy that is INCHES away to put it in a shit hole? I don't know, maybe it's just my opinion.

backed... ive pondered it once and a while but the poop factor outweighs by alot imo



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Mar 9,2009 3:47am
If you keep thinking like that, you'll never get in to starfish land!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 10:40am
RAINBOW ROOOOOOAD - IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2009 10:47am
the worst would be banal sex.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 9,2009 11:07am
Yeah, that dude totally broke Batman's back, and he was raised in a friggin' prison - I can only imagine what he'd do to my service entrance. NO THX



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Mar 9,2009 12:59pm
haha Banal sex



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 9,2009 5:29pm edited Mar 9,2009 5:32pm
pussy is better than asshole.
but every once in a while fuckin a girl's ass is nice.

i've been with the same girl for three years, she is a great lay, but sometimes ya have to try different things keep shit interesting.
positioning
porn
roleplay
spankings
anal
etc.

but honestly....on a one nighter (or even after dating a girl for less than six months) i don't see much need to whitewash the colon



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toggletoggle post by xmikexnli at Mar 12,2009 12:21am
i wish a black dude would do that to me.hot.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Mar 12,2009 2:43am
DestroyYouAlot said[orig][quote]
RAINBOW ROOOOOOAD - IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO


FUCK THAT MAP



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 12,2009 8:32am
alex quit TTOS when anal went from optional to mandatory.. yeah, we would have done it either way, but he just wanted to male the decision himself like a bigboy.



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toggletoggle post by mike_network   at Mar 15,2009 7:10am
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Mar 15,2009 11:22am
FAG = ANAL =



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 15,2009 12:14pm
mike_network said[orig][quote]
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while


This is truth.

Also: RUNNING OUT OF CONDOMS FTW

"Uh-oh - well, looks like I know where THIS is going!"



toggletoggle post by orgymaggotfeast  at Mar 15,2009 5:18pm
^^^^^hahahahaha!!!!!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Mar 15,2009 5:22pm
that one doesn't work for me... though I have tried that and "well, if that whole is sore..."



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Mar 16,2009 11:12am
Hahaha... I have successfully worked that angle. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', JACK.



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toggletoggle post by starmummy at Apr 22,2009 11:55pm
Did it once a long time ago. The girl told me months after that it hurt really bad she just didn't want to ruin it for me. Of course me, being the gentleman that I am, didn't bother with lube. Ouch! I was young and stupid (as was she). Would love to try it again (properly though).

Tossing salad I am all for. Only done it once though.



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toggletoggle post by xgodzillax  at Apr 23,2009 11:51am
so when i was 16, i went to fuck this girl who was a virgin, who was at the time my 'girlfriend'. she told me that stickin my hog in her vag would hurt too much, and to just fuck her bootyhole, so i did. after i blew my load in her ass, she proceeded to try and suck my dick, after i had noticed a little kernel of shit on it. so she tried, and tried. then after she tried to kiss me, and i slapped her. then 2 days later i broke up with her on her answering machine.

the end of 2006, i was hangin out with this girl who was a 7th grade math teacher, she let me fuck her in the ass, and when i pulled out there was shit all over my dick, so i slapped it on her face and nutted all over it. two birds with one stone. goood times =]



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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 24,2009 9:23am
Plough the pink donut!



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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Apr 24,2009 10:49pm
Women who make themselves whores are made to be mistreated.



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toggletoggle post by CassieLynn   at May 20,2009 1:51am
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]


She looks like Shakira <3



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toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Dec 14,2009 11:56pm
orgymaggotfeast said[orig][quote]
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]



!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Why am I living on this planet?



toggletoggle post by beelze at Dec 14,2009 11:57pm edited Dec 14,2009 11:58pm
Anti-Human, Anti-Life...Fuck you all



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Dec 15,2009 2:08am
I was mightily inspired by this thread, naught but 30 minutes ago. Say no more, say no more, say no MORE!




toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Dec 15,2009 2:10am
i did it.. that is to say ive done it



toggletoggle post by timma at Dec 15,2009 7:41am
Well that was certainly a lovely way to start my day.



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toggletoggle post by t2daeek  at Jan 3,2010 1:29pm
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]

i'm pretty sure he's poking her in the lungs. good for him. good for her.



toggletoggle post by blessed offal at Jan 3,2010 1:30pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion.


i dont know if rich is joking here, but this is actually true for me



toggletoggle post by lon_chaney at Jan 3,2010 3:21pm
i know someone who assfucked paul stanley



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toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Jun 23,2010 12:29am
xmikexnli said[orig][quote]
i wish a black dude would do that to me.hot.


Hi nlifag.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 23,2010 1:20am
douchebag_patrol said[orig][quote]
except for the condom, the man In the back seems like a super stand up guy. Well, except the fact that he's holding it like he doesn't know how to hold a dick... Seriously, in this day and age, how do you get in to she male prono with out knowing how to pump a 1/2 limp dick? Ethenics...



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toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst's greatest hits at Jan 19,2011 4:14pm
goatcatalyst said[orig][quote]
If you keep thinking like that, you'll never get in to starfish land!



toggletoggle post by Woah!_Shut_It_Down!  at Jan 19,2011 8:14pm
I'm not allowed back into Starfish Land after damaging the equipment and prompting a weeklong maintenance period. :(



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toggletoggle post by Headbanging_Man at Jun 2,2012 9:14pm
douchebag_patrol_2 said[orig][quote]


Why don't they sell bongs like that at Sugar Daddy's?



toggletoggle post by Dana DeArmond at Jun 28,2013 2:22pm
This thread turns me on!



toggletoggle post by Serpentor at Jun 29,2013 1:59am
So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello.........



toggletoggle post by shutup wily fagget at Jun 29,2013 3:47am
Serpentor said[orig][quote]
So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello.........


shutup wily fagget



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