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New site? Maybe some day.
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...with a chick.
(All metalcore bands can put your hands down now, thanks.) |
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does sitting on a dildo count? |
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For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion. |
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Anal play is gross, exit only.
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speaking of exits, i'm going to go exit this toxic waste into the toilet as we speak. shit's been sitting there for 3 days |
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For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion. |
For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion. |
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For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion. |
For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion. |
Excellent work right here on both parts.
The couple of attempts I've made have resulted in the female party screaming "GET THAT FUCKING THING OUT OF MY ASS!"
FAIL. |
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nah. asked a few times (mostly with my finger), never got the green light |
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Guilty. I loves me some butt of the female variety. |
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Yea. Twice. It's cool, kinda more novelty than function i'd say. Unless ya gurrls wikkid down. |
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Let's be real though.
V > A |
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i had a gf that bragged to her friends that i fucked her in the ass yet would not let me actually fuck her in the ass. bitches is crazy yo. |
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FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IN THE BUTT OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
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I tried a few ex's ago and got smacked in the face |
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I think the movie "Irreversible" will change the way you look at anal Rev. Shit's on fire! |
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in a good way or bad way? |
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in the heat of the moment the tip has slipped in but she wasn't down for it. i have gone spelunking though, as long as she is clean and has a nice looking butthole, i'm down. |
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It's cool - just don't try it unless the girl's got a sense of humor, even if she's into the idea. Buttsex has some occasional and unavoidable consequences that you both need to have the ability to laugh at. [/SHEETS] |
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At first I never wanted to even try it, but an ex wanted to get adventurous, so I figured why the hell not. Definitely took some getting used to. I couldn't even get the tip in with my last ex. That was bullshit. |
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in a good way or bad way? |
Depends on your definition of rape. |
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i like it. You have to be patient, and really take your time getting it in, but if you do it slowly for long enough, it's possible for the lady to really enjoy it. It's not easy, but you can make it fun for both. |
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Yea. Twice. It's cool, kinda more novelty than function i'd say. Unless ya gurrls wikkid down. |
seconded |
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I used to bang my ec meghan in the ass all the time. I'd occasionally get to nut in her ass.
She's a pretty big whore.
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if you don't nut back there, then that is a sticky situation cause you would either then have to go ass to mouth or ass to vagina. |
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"You never go ass to mouth!" |
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and a girl who goes ass to mouth is a wonderful girl. ass to vagina is a terrible idea. |
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my girl lets me go ass to mouth
<3 <3 <3 |
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in a good way or bad way? |
Depends on your definition of rape. |
rape (verb) - a fun and rewarding activity that women only pretend not to enjoy |
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For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion. |
For double bonus points I had anal sex with your girlfriend's abortion. |
FOR THE FUCKING WIN!!! |
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let me into starfish land. |
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well one time my gfs dad was outside her room working on his computer, and so i shoved her face into a pillow, and i fucked her in the ass. it was a traumatizing experience. |
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I used to bang my ec meghan in the ass all the time. I'd occasionally get to nut in her ass.
She's a pretty big whore.
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is that the dead one? |
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i did it to rich horror 2 yrs ago in the parking lot next to O'briens |
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No you didn't you've met me once and then wouldn't stop sxy txt me cuz I'm handsome. |
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I WOULDNT TOUCH YOU WITH YOUR DIRTY FOREIGN SKIN AND BLOODZ EWWW BARFGROSS |
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rape (verb) - a fun and rewarding activity that women only pretend not to enjoy |
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[Jan 29,2009 4:15pm - RichHorror]
I WOULDNT TOUCH YOU WITH YOUR DIRTY FOREIGN SKIN AND BLOODZ EWWW BARFGROSS
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that's why you let me put a dong in you |
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YOU DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS YOU HAD VEGGIE PIZZA AND FINGERED AARON WITH THE STATUE OF LIBERTY U PROUD U GAVE IT TI US |
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Yes I have. It's ok. Butt, I prefer the other hole. either other |
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Yes I have. It's ok. Butt, I prefer the other hole. either other |
seriously.
anal is a nice change up now and again, and i do love that my girl lets me go ass to mouth....
but her pussy is amazing.
i think i just like anal because i don't have to pull out unless i want to blow it in her mouth |
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Wait, so you eat her asshole?
Weird, to each his or her own. But, if a restaurant had all you needed why would you go out back and eat from the dumpster? |
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Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.
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Putting your penis anywhere on a woman is fully heterosexual. Who's the faggot now?
FUCK GIRLS IN THE BUTT OR YOU'RE A FAGGOT PUSSY. |
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YOU ARE AND YOU'RE ALL AROUND THE WORLD SAME SONG REMAINS THE SAME TWIDDLE DIDDLE TANGO ZE WANGO |
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quit bein a faggot and suck that dick! |
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Ok then the question is how many of you have had anal... Taken it? |
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I did it once when I was 17 to a quiet lil catholic school girl that was a closet superwhore!
BIG WHOOP! WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?! |
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Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.
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what are you inthinuating thilly? |
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Wait, so you eat her asshole?
Weird, to each his or her own. But, if a restaurant had all you needed why would you go out back and eat from the dumpster? |
that's not what i was saying.
ass to mouth means i pull out of her ass, and she sucks and swallows.
but, i will give her an asslicking fresh out of the shower if she really wants it (which - on occasion - she does) |
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quit bein a faggot and suck that dick! |
louis ck!!!
brilliant!!! |
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Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.
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Point that finger back at yourself, chief. |
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how is anal for fags? If you're fucking a womans asshole, you're obviously straight. Last time I checked, women and queers are the ones who make kissy faces every time they take a fucking picture. |
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Call IRAN. I think I've found 'em.
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don't ya remember what archie bunker said?
"there no such thing as a gay negro, ask any coon you know"
haha
all in the family ruled |
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Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.
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I SEE NO IRON BARS OR MAN-ASS HERE SILLY
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Guys that like anus = gayness.
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guys who are afraid of anus obviously feel ashamed of even thinking it because of latent gayness...
no, i don't really believe that. But your statement of how doing anal with chick makes you gay is as reasonable. |
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what about a blowjob? Guys suck guys off all the time.
If
anal w/girl=gay
(only correlation i can find is that gay guys also do anal, or maybe just because it's NOT the vagina. but if those are the rules, then)
Then
Blowjob w/girl=gay too.
tell me, what's the difference? Guys and girls both have mouths... and assholes... and they both use them in hetero sex AND gay sex, so why is the ass inherently different? hmm?
I dated girls who loved anal, and they begged for it (whores yes, but whatever, they certainly weren't dudes.) Does that sound like a faggy situation to you? |
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Three cheers for jellybabies.
GAPE HER RECTUM OR YOU ARE A PUSSY!!!
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dwyer sounds like some of the sheeple that he's so against. cosmic irony right there. |
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how is anal for fags? If you're fucking a womans asshole, you're obviously straight. Last time I checked, women and queers are the ones who make kissy faces every time they take a fucking picture. |
zing! |
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dwyer sounds like some of the sheeple that he's so against. cosmic irony right there. |
dwyer tried to kill himself at Niagara 'falls' but FAILED.
..cosmic wimpout right thurrr.
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Anal sex is for gay men and prison inmates, you fags.
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I SEE NO IRON BARS OR MAN-ASS HERE SILLY
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Wow, she had burgers and fries for supper last night. |
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My girl is a total fag, then. OOPS. |
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well fuck my ass and call me a bitch. |
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i lick my womans asshole and fuck it....all the time!!!! |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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That ain't what you said last night, mami. |
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I could understand for most of the assholes here (no pun intended) for stickin' a broad in the ass because the girls they all fuck are probably gapped to all hell. If I was with a girl who fucking was like sticking your dick in a bucket of water, I'd hit the ass too - probably. But if you ain't packin it in some loose whore, why the fuck would you pass up a perfect good pussy that is INCHES away to put it in a shit hole? I don't know, maybe it's just my opinion. |
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I could understand for most of the assholes here (no pun intended) for stickin' a broad in the ass because the girls they all fuck are probably gapped to all hell. If I was with a girl who fucking was like sticking your dick in a bucket of water, I'd hit the ass too - probably. But if you ain't packin it in some loose whore, why the fuck would you pass up a perfect good pussy that is INCHES away to put it in a shit hole? I don't know, maybe it's just my opinion. |
backed... ive pondered it once and a while but the poop factor outweighs by alot imo |
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If you keep thinking like that, you'll never get in to starfish land! |
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RAINBOW ROOOOOOAD - IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO |
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the worst would be banal sex. |
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Yeah, that dude totally broke Batman's back, and he was raised in a friggin' prison - I can only imagine what he'd do to my service entrance. NO THX |
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pussy is better than asshole.
but every once in a while fuckin a girl's ass is nice.
i've been with the same girl for three years, she is a great lay, but sometimes ya have to try different things keep shit interesting.
positioning
porn
roleplay
spankings
anal
etc.
but honestly....on a one nighter (or even after dating a girl for less than six months) i don't see much need to whitewash the colon |
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i wish a black dude would do that to me.hot. |
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RAINBOW ROOOOOOAD - IT IS A ROAD THAT YOU GO |
FUCK THAT MAP |
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alex quit TTOS when anal went from optional to mandatory.. yeah, we would have done it either way, but he just wanted to male the decision himself like a bigboy. |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while |
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FAG = ANAL = |
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^
MISSIONARY ANAL!! that is a girl you keep around for a while |
This is truth.
Also: RUNNING OUT OF CONDOMS FTW
"Uh-oh - well, looks like I know where THIS is going!" |
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that one doesn't work for me... though I have tried that and "well, if that whole is sore..." |
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Hahaha... I have successfully worked that angle. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN', JACK. |
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Did it once a long time ago. The girl told me months after that it hurt really bad she just didn't want to ruin it for me. Of course me, being the gentleman that I am, didn't bother with lube. Ouch! I was young and stupid (as was she). Would love to try it again (properly though).
Tossing salad I am all for. Only done it once though. |
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so when i was 16, i went to fuck this girl who was a virgin, who was at the time my 'girlfriend'. she told me that stickin my hog in her vag would hurt too much, and to just fuck her bootyhole, so i did. after i blew my load in her ass, she proceeded to try and suck my dick, after i had noticed a little kernel of shit on it. so she tried, and tried. then after she tried to kiss me, and i slapped her. then 2 days later i broke up with her on her answering machine.
the end of 2006, i was hangin out with this girl who was a 7th grade math teacher, she let me fuck her in the ass, and when i pulled out there was shit all over my dick, so i slapped it on her face and nutted all over it. two birds with one stone. goood times =] |
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Women who make themselves whores are made to be mistreated. |
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She looks like Shakira <3 |
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Why am I living on this planet? |
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Anti-Human, Anti-Life...Fuck you all |
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I was mightily inspired by this thread, naught but 30 minutes ago. Say no more, say no more, say no MORE!
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i did it.. that is to say ive done it |
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Well that was certainly a lovely way to start my day. |
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i'm pretty sure he's poking her in the lungs. good for him. good for her. |
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For bonus points I had it with my girlfriend at the time the night after she had an abortion. |
i dont know if rich is joking here, but this is actually true for me |
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i know someone who assfucked paul stanley |
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i wish a black dude would do that to me.hot. |
Hi nlifag. |
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except for the condom, the man In the back seems like a super stand up guy. Well, except the fact that he's holding it like he doesn't know how to hold a dick... Seriously, in this day and age, how do you get in to she male prono with out knowing how to pump a 1/2 limp dick? Ethenics... |
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If you keep thinking like that, you'll never get in to starfish land! |
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I'm not allowed back into Starfish Land after damaging the equipment and prompting a weeklong maintenance period. :( |
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Why don't they sell bongs like that at Sugar Daddy's? |
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So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello......... |
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So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello......... |
shutup wily fagget |
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I'm saving it for the wedding night! Woweeeee!!! |
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So I take it Tittalker Samantha enjoys anal................Hello......... |
shutup wily fagget |
shutup fagget |
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