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returntothepit >> discuss >> Don't believe the lies -- jerking off is good for you by Conservationist on Jan 28,2009 12:10pm
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toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 28,2009 12:10pm
Ejaculation frequency, a measure of sexual activity, is not associated with a higher risk for prostate cancer, according to a study in the April 7 issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA). However, a high ejaculation frequency may be linked to a decreased risk of prostate cancer.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/04/040408090927.htm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jan 28,2009 12:12pm
should have put this in the fap thread



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jan 28,2009 12:12pm
flap flap



toggletoggle post by tylor  at Jan 28,2009 12:46pm
i would never believe otherwise



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 28,2009 1:08pm
I have been taught for years that it wasn't bad for you. Matter of fact, i got epididymitis around when i first started playing the drums (incredibly painful) and so i went in to find out what was up with my nuts, and they said it was epididymitis... and couldn't explaing it because i tested clean for the STDs that would cause it... and then they asked about my sex life, and i explained that i had been celebent for a little more than a year, no masturbation, no intercourse, no ejaculation. I explained that i wanted to focus more on music so i was training my body not to think about it. Which worked, so much so that my body forgot to have nocturnal emissions. So there was something of a "back up" in my sack, and that's how i got it.


The point of this installment of "Ouchys' Silly Anecdotes" is that the doctors told me to pull it more. (after i was treated) They said that the more i fap away, the healthier it will get.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Jan 28,2009 1:09pm
dreadkill said[orig][quote]
flap flap


FIGHT PUSSY OR YOU WILL FAP



toggletoggle post by dertoxia   at Jan 28,2009 1:24pm
ouchdrummer said[orig][quote]
I have been taught for years that it wasn't bad for you. Matter of fact, i got epididymitis around when i first started playing the drums (incredibly painful) and so i went in to find out what was up with my nuts, and they said it was epididymitis... and couldn't explaing it because i tested clean for the STDs that would cause it... and then they asked about my sex life, and i explained that i had been celebent for a little more than a year, no masturbation, no intercourse, no ejaculation. I explained that i wanted to focus more on music so i was training my body not to think about it. Which worked, so much so that my body forgot to have nocturnal emissions. So there was something of a "back up" in my sack, and that's how i got it.


The point of this installment of "Ouchys' Silly Anecdotes" is that the doctors told me to pull it more. (after i was treated) They said that the more i fap away, the healthier it will get.



did you hire a nurse to help you through this ordeal?



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jan 28,2009 2:01pm
*stops fapping*

*reads threads*

*goes back to fapping....more vigorously*



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 28,2009 3:59pm
tylor said[orig][quote]
i would never believe otherwise


Fapping is how we know God loves us.



toggletoggle post by arilliusbm  at Jan 28,2009 4:01pm
The sole reason I fap is to prevent prostate cancer. I could care less about orgasms, they don't even feel good.



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jan 28,2009 6:03pm
For some reason I doubt that's the only reason.



toggletoggle post by TXiz at Jan 28,2009 6:47pm
Where is DYA on this one....specialist!



toggletoggle post by ouchdrummer   at Jan 28,2009 7:01pm
unfortunately there was no nurse to help with the fapping.

I did decide to start getting laid again at that point. The sad thing is, i improved at a faster rate on the drums during that time than i ever have. But i guess getting laid is fun too.



toggletoggle post by moenli at Jan 28,2009 7:04pm
I'd say its a pretty even trade



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jan 28,2009 10:00pm
TXiz said[orig][quote]
Where is DYA on this one....specialist!


TOO BUSY... CAN'T TALK NOW... NNF NNF NNF



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jan 29,2009 11:28am
http://open.salon.com/content.php?cid=94930

More information on the health and wisdom of the five finger shuffle.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jan 29,2009 12:40pm
i am proud to be a frequent masturbator.



toggletoggle post by douchebag_patrol_2 at Jan 29,2009 11:02pm



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