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New site? Maybe some day. 
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I'm not going to bother doing it. Fuck it.
Oh wait, I already did it. Let the lawsuits commence.
http://www.HollaDaddy.com
I'm also currently fucking with some blog software. Full interactive blog format coming soon. Guest contributers, new profiles, etc etc etc...
Smoottley zazzles n shit. |
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you put your myspace on it? |
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"DICKHOLEZ IN THEY EYES" will never get old to me. |
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I'm off to go spread the word... |
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i think putting contact info is a BAD idea |
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you should just make a fake myspace and and email for the creator... shit could get ugly fast |
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I agree with Alex.
Also, I think you should put each conversation on a separate page, since putting that much text on one page and having to scroll through it is pretty annoying, even if the content is funny. |
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I put contact info on a long time ago. I hope to get stabbed.
More traffic to that site would obviously result in me taking it off though. Perhaps now is the time.
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Yup. That will be taken care of when the blog format kicks in. |
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my god, I love this shit.
Me:
YARLY. So wut u gonna do? Wut would u do 2 me if I jus threw u in mah bedroom and started tearin ur clothes off? ;)
Him:
I DONT KNOW WHAT I WOULD DO
Me:
Swing and a miss. Maybe next time, faggot
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I would take off your real myspace... |
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god dammit, I just wasted so much time on this, pure fucking genius |
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yeah, honestly, I'm not exactly comfortable spreading this around to all of my internet frenz as long as you have that link up.
maybe just a brandie new e-mail address instead? |
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"I'm a fat white guy in a death metal band. Let's make babies."
words to live by |
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I'm actually burning calories from laughing at this |
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idk how your brain doesn't melt trying to read that stuff. |
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Mike sends me these everytime he finishes one to make sure it's funny enough to post. This has caused me to realize that black men are even sadder and more pathetic than white men when it comes to trying to get some gash. |
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RTTP Tested.
P-Qwan approved. |
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| Mike sends me these everytime he finishes one to make sure it's funny enough to post. This has caused me to realize that black men are even sadder and more pathetic than white men when it comes to trying to get some gash. |
SHEEEEEIIIIIITTTTT, Why you gotta be getin all up in a nigga's game like dat? Let a playa play, shiiitt.
I wanna see some of the rejected ones. |
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I could dig em up. One creepy mexican dude kept talking about taking me (as the ghetto broad) out to Applebees. |
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applebee's. Now there's a man with taste. |
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i want to see the rejects too |
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made a thread on lambgoat...another guy made one 2 seconds after me....literally 2 seconds.
breskin, are you here? |
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I only wish the page didn't cunt-punch my phone - this would be prime bathroom reading. |
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Mr MSD.
This is just a personal want, but if someone you could get a sound file to play the "HOLLA" part of the "HOLLA" skit from Chappelle's show when you first go to the page, I'd probably die.
If this isn't true to your idea, I understand.
If you don't know what I'm referencing, that too I understand.
HOLLA. |
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haha I shall most certainly look into this. |
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http://lambgoat.com/mb/thread.aspx?id=1401396 |
this guy makes fake profiles of black people and fucks with other black people. some are stupid but some are fucking gold.
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He makes profiles of black people and then fucks with the black people and the black people get mad at the other black people and they ate all the food at the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
LAMBGOAT SUCKS. ALL the Holladaddy posts are fucking gold, and if this kid ever tried to come up with anything half as hilarious there would be nothing left of him but a skid mark on his computer chair and a browser window open to the Burningangel login page. Bustahz. Str8 up. |
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i knew a faggy board like lambgoat wouldn't be able to appreciate holladaddy. |
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he's a good dude, actually.
this guy, on the other hand...
By: picturesofme on 1/28/2009 11:43:10 AM
congratulations, that's probably one of the least eventful, most unfunny sites of all fucking time
your friend is humorless and unintelligent. fail |
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otherwise people are laughing |
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its ok to make fun of black people now that we have a black president |
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By: picturesofme on 1/28/2009 11:43:10 AM
congratulations, that's probably one of the least eventful, most unfunny sites of all fucking time
your friend is humorless and unintelligent. fail |
PICTUREZoFMEE lol. Masculinity fail.
I'd wonder what is actually funny to this kid, but seeing as how his musical tastes are probably still stuck in 2002 I'll assume he gets his lolz from Ally McBeal. |
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| its ok to make fun of black people now that we have a black president |
Equality means equal work, too. And equal negativity. No one is safe from mockery.
http://www.colorofcrime.com/
...or analysis. |
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I posted the link on a North Carolina board and it's gotten positive response. |
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Haha, I would expect worse shit from Lambgoat. There is no better place to get worthless opinions and shit talk from 19 year old kids that live in Oklahoma than Lambgoat. |
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"ooooo thas nice gurl. I start 2 get even harda as i starrt 2 think about da holocaust."
That is just fucking genius. I can't stop laughing.
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"Thas jus howz I rollz u trickass captaincrunch bustah!"
fucking GOLD. |
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This shit is pure gold. Good work.
Lambgoat has to be the single worst message board ever. Its all inside jokes and pimply preteens that love normajean. |
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That sounds like /b/... except replace worst with greatest and normajean with Rick Astley. |
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Post this on the SomethingAwful forums. |
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mashed potato sunburn colostomy
hhahahahahaahaahahahaahahhahahhahaha! |
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| Post this on the SomethingAwful forums. |
and b0g and 4chan
I've sent word out to my favorite trolls |
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Thanks much, homies.
Free composted handjobs to all! |
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This needs to make CNN.com |
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If Holla Daddy drives some girl to suicide and 2 agents come knocking on MSD's door, then perhaps.
Brightside of things is that Composted would get huge. |
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no such thing as bad publicity |
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OMG Nothing has changed with this website...
you are going to go to hell for this. |
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I can't wait to be able to buy Holladaddy t-shirts at Hot Topic 5 years after this stops being the coolest meme ever. |
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OMG Nothing has changed with this website...
you are going to go to hell for this. |
I'm already going to hell. |
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OMG Nothing has changed with this website...
you are going to go to hell for this. |
Are you kidding? Fucking with these sub-human retards is going to escalate this man to being one of the highest apostles of the land. |
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OMG Nothing has changed with this website...
you are going to go to hell for this. |
WWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
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OMG Nothing has changed with this website...
you are going to go to hell for this. |
Are you kidding? Fucking with these sub-human retards is going to escalate this man to being one of the highest apostles of the land. |
Eugenics now! |
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Muchas gracias for all the feedback / support, guys! I really appreciate it! |
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I got a lockdown on Sarasota for this shit now. Crazy connex son. |
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omg
this is amazing
<<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah >
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
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<I'm calling the police anyway, you pervert>
dude you =awesome |
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Did this dude go to school with Nicc.
Because if so, this went from super fucking hilarious to bwahahahahahaha.
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omg
this is amazing
<<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah >
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
Total classic. |
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| Muchas gracias for all the feedback / support, guys! I really appreciate it! |
Your a fucking genius. I can't stop laughing |
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omg
this is amazing
<<loOks lIke tHa fRee coNDoms caim 2 laTe. They's not guNna maKe yo welfair babY go awaaay now, u trickazz bUstah >
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA |
one of my all-time favorites. even funnier was watching a picture frame break because of how funny it was. MSD knows what i'm talkin' 'bout. |
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this shit is fucking true comic gold. i put it up on another site i post on and mothafuckas are barrell rolling over there.. |
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so wuz with ya cuttie
My response:
mashed potato sunburn colostomy
Her:
so do u think that we can get to know each other
Me:
mos def scuba shoe roast beef cholera lessons
Her:
what are u talking about roast beef what the fuck
Me:
gurl, i wantz ta crawl inside yo roast beef curtains n sheet
holla
Her:
why you did not answer my question
Me:
cuz tha dog soda rowboat dunkers dont holla at tha roofbacon
Her:
so u saying that im not cute
Me:
think whateva u want, u gumpass bitch.
Her:
dang what have i done to u
Me:
sallright wit chu eitha wit shadonkdonk skiing frisbees dig?
Her:
why you have to be so mean
Me:
thas jus howz i roll, gurl.
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha |
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Two questions, Mike
Is that ALL THE material you had or did you have to limit or hold anything back? I just for some strange reason think some of those were longer and more detailed.
And how does one get to be a guest contributor? |
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It is true, the real "Holla Daddy" went to school with Niccolai. Apparently he went from being a video game nerd to a hardcore gangsta over one summer. |
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Dan, there's more, including a few I helped with; I'm assuming they're either not over or not prepped for public view yet. |
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we need to get high res pics of holla daddy to make 4XL process t-shirts |
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I showed a few of my friends. trickazzz bustah |
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I don't know how we haven't gotten any angry cross-traffic here, yet - this thread is the #2 hit for "Holladaddy" on the Gizoogle. |
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I have been spreading the word about holladaddy.com on a biblical scalezzz trick azzz Gump!!! |
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Jan 28,2009 11:17pm - Dankill ]
Is that ALL THE material you had or did you have to limit or hold anything back? I just for some strange reason think some of those were longer and more detailed.
~~~~~
Yeah I also remember a few of those being more detailed as well...
great site!! |
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Nothing has been toned down/ trimmed if that's what you mean. Everything's word for word how the conversation went down. The scrapped stuff I was talking about was just lame conversations that weren't over the top hilarious. I think I've only ditched maybe 4 or 5 in the whole history of doing this. Ghetto trash is generally pretty hilarious. |
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wat if we kick it at the sickle cell wing at da hospital.
ahahaha |
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Sickle cell anemia is so hot. |
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my wing wang shoots sickle cells out of its blowhole when it gets pointy |
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Good to know, Mike.
I want in on verbally assaulting lower income minorities like all the cool kids. |
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The hipster angle: "Hi there. Rad. Would you like to go shopping for vintage 2nd hand clothes with me at salvation army and then maybe catch an indy show and eat some vegan food with my roomate and his cats in an apartment that the last 8 tenants killed themselves in? If your 80lb malnourished body can withstand the 45 seconds of intense fucking I have in store for you, I might wait till the THIRD date to kill you and bury you under an overpass wrapped in my discarded wool jackets." |
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how about rastabrobeerpong.com |
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the hipster one is too hard because they talk almost like normal people. you should just be really ridiculously sardonic if you are gonna try that. |
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I don't expect it to be funny. I just want to tell a few of them that I want to murder them. |
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I was listening to today's jam scam on 94.5 (long story) this morning and he was calling this woman pretending to be her wedding DJ, and telling her that her husband had demanded that he play all this thugged out hip hop at their wedding. He was listing off songs titles and eventually just making them up. The last one he named was "If I see you wearing a gold chain that I like I'm gonna shoot you for it."
I lul-ed and rubbed one out to the holladaddy project for the billionth time. |
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This is now a meme, I'm seeing it posted on other forums. How many hits have you gotten? |
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i googled it yesterday and there were scads of results. |
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| This is now a meme, I'm seeing it posted on other forums. How many hits have you gotten? |
AWStats will run on my server in about an hour. I'll check again then.
The site's served out 57GB worth of files since Monday though haha! |
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Jesus.... that 4chan thread is 10hours old. That's crazy. (newfags won't understand.. only /b/tards) |
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you are a legend, sir Disco. |
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haha thank you, sir Martins.
I need to figure out a way to exploit this site for Composted now. Simple banner at the top? |
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YES PLZ - Can't see it from work, want to enjoy butthurt and lulz. CREATING NEW CONTENT IS FOR FAGS, DESU DESU DESU DESU |
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Well I can't screencap it all for you, silly. It's 40 pages long. |
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haha thank you, sir Martins.
I need to figure out a way to exploit this site for Composted now. Simple banner at the top? |
what about exploiting it for your other bands?
speaking of your other bands, when are you going ot change the name of bane of existence to bane of nonexistance? |
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I need to set up my SSH access for this server. Once I get in I could probably run AWstats whenever the hell I wanted instead of waiting for the cronjob to run every 24 hours. |
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haha there are no other bands. Bane of Nonxisance is exactly that. As well as Nullbomb, Everything to Fear-except-practicing, and Terminally Your Aborted Not Enough Myspace Friends for Ferret Music. |
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haha thank you, sir Martins.
I need to figure out a way to exploit this site for Composted now. Simple banner at the top? |
hell ya find a way to put MFR's flyer up on that bitch |
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what is happening with noosebomb? is it done or just dormant? |
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Donemant? Nah I think it's done. |
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| Well I can't screencap it all for you, silly. It's 40 pages long. |
YOU HAVE THE POWAH |
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congrats on making it into the 4chan archive mike. you've been a real team player. |
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We are currently investigating this matter. Please be advised. |
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| congrats on making it into the 4chan archive mike. you've been a real team player. |
Is it archived? Link me! |
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hahaha people are asking me if I take paypal donations. |
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I just looked up holladaddy.com on Google and on page 2 at the bottom:
In response to a legal request submitted to Google, we have removed 1 result(s) from this page. If you wish, you may read more about the request at ChillingEffects.org.
WIN |
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hmm. I have to do something about who can get to the holladaddy myspace. I'm being requested by random nerds giving me feedback. It needs to be a sacred place. I could just take down the link... but it's funnier when people are able to see the page. |
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| Jesus.... that 4chan thread is 10hours old. That's crazy. (newfags won't understand.. only /b/tards) |
WOW that's impressive as shit. |
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on myspace, you can make it so that people have to know your last name in order to friend request you. If you set it do that, then you won't have to worry about getting any friend requests, you'll only be able to send requests out and not receive any. |
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yeah, but I'm guessing that attracting random ghetto hos to request him is part of the fun |
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I do receive quite a lot of friend requests from crazy gay dudes and whores though. that needs to continue.
I'm thinking of making an exact replica of the holladaddy myspace and making that one viewable, then leaving the other one up to troll retards.
Of course anyone with a brain can look at the content of the page and search for similar pages and find the real holladaddy myspace.. but it's the internet. Does anybody really have the brains? |
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| yeah, but I'm guessing that attracting random ghetto hos to request him is part of the fun |
haha yeah. Check out the page and look (especially towards the end). Any conversation that starts off with the victim talking is a friend request I received. |
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Can't wait for "BUSTRUGGALO" to start showing up on buh-I MEAN EBAUMS. |
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"I have hepatitis. Do you want to meet up?"
Oh my god, that has got to be the best pick up line. |
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Holy shit. I've gotten over 18,000 unique visitors in the last 24 hours. |
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88GB of bandwidth used since the site went online monday night. |
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LOL @ all the ad revenue you're not collecting for today. |
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Hahaha... WoW forums has you as "The Most Epic Troll." A WINRAR IS YOU |
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Mike, I told you you'd be famous. |
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I still hate myself, for the record. |
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NURSE! SYMPATHY HEAD, STAT!!! |
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Fucking fantastic dude. Amazing. |
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Some writer just emailed me saying he'd love to write a screenplay about all this shit. what the fuck. |
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MSD's tombstone is totally gonna say "HOLLA". Also there will be a ball pit. |
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MIKE PUT GOOGLE ADSENSE ON THIS PAGE PLEASE
also:
delete yourself from the top friends on the holadaddy myspace
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I just got the most amazing hatemail. I'll post later. |
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One of my friends just sent me a text message telling me that Holladaddy changed his life. |
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Just took off all the myspace links/numbers until I get the blog version going. Skimming some messageboards yesterday I saw people prank phone calling all the thugz.
Also... google adsense is "reviewing" my site haha |
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This is a fucking revolution. |
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i have to post this hatemail. so funny |
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Mike did you get my text? also, send me this hatemail. |
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I have like a dozen thank you letters in my inbox. then this.... fucking hilarious:
Subject: Do you have the balls to defend yourself?
Body: I don't think you do, but I would love for you to respond to how I destroyed your character on my blog: (link to myspace blog) or at the (niggersite) forum (link to niggerish messageboard I never went to) Hope to see you there coward.
OK I went to this guy's myspace. Here he is:
There also a bunch of horseshit about hiphop on his site and this lovely banner:
Here's his blog:
I ran across this website: http://www.holladaddy.com
It details conversations on myspace between the webmasters two fake profiles, and people he set out to harass. I found it to be cowardly, racist, and logically flawed. I wanted to challenge him on it, but saw nothing productive to come of emails between he and I. (The only contact info I have is the email on that page.) So I thought, I will take a little effort at a public response to him, and then make him aware that it exists.
So here is what makes him such a giant hemorrhoid on society:
1.
He is putting people on blast trying to blow out their pages, and
highlight their errors. Yet the coward gives no sign of who he is. To
me that is straight coward. "Look I can get people to laugh at you, but
I am hiding everything about me, because I fear you putting the flash
light back on me. " The child would probably have a serious mental
breakdown, psycho ward style, if his real identity was shattered like that.
Think about it, he is paying money to host a website made to make fun
of brief exchanges with people he doesn't know, trying to show how
stupid these individuals are. He obviously holds this type of attack
in high esteem, (much more than most) therefore would be crushed by
others seeing the real him.
2. Fuck his racist ass. He is
shocked and amazed when one young black girl changes up how she speaks
to him, from full of slang to very proper English. Yet he talks about
how he is amazed at how black folks do that. Fuck him for that.
Everyone does that. He does. I posted a different response here then I did in the forum I came accross his page. In his comments to the reader of the
website, he uses a fair amount of slang and misspelled words, except
for when he wants to highlight how street someone else is, then he
kicks up the grammar and vocab a notch. Plus everyone talks to their
close opposite sex members differently then they do at a salon or
locker room. Just because the combination of Ebonics and l33t is new
to him, does not mean that his language use is any more proper then the theirs.
I am not sure if dude is black, I doubt it given his
obvious bias and agenda. Notice that he did not make any of his fake
profiles white, and almost always picked Black targets. Then laughs at their blackness. You could create a stereotype, like all white people
are starving actors who like to live in Missouri, and you could find quite a few
myspace profiles to target, to prove that point. Yes, he picked popular
stereotypes, but none the less, it is always easy to find an individual
who fits a stereotype. His agenda is clearly to prove how ignorant
the young black youth are. But not targeting any other race, and
holding them to an adult standard, of course he proves his stereotype.
Pick any segment of the youth culture, and I could make you a page
"proving" that segment to be the most ignorant. One has to ask him or herself why did he set out to make blacks look stupid? Because he is
racist against them, doesn't matter what his skin is, he has numerous
racist thoughts about black people.
3. Myspace is made to
socialize and make friends. Not for war or to hustle. He is using the
"can't sucker me, but I can sucker you" paradigm, while his marks are
polite at first, usually accept the first insult / gag, then just block
him. So he thinks that when he says your little sister is cute, and
they don't get all pissed that they are too stupid to understand what
he said. When in reality, the know exactly what he said, but give him
the benefit of the doubt that he didn't realize he was attracted to a
kid. In most of the replies, he thinks he got one by them, when in
reality, they said ok, this guy is weird and maybe a little slow,
but I will be polite back. Like I said, the name of the game is
socializing and friendship, he is the one losing at that game.
4.
*Vulgar Alert* At the end of the day, if he is talking to an idiot, he is wasting his time talking to an idiot.. And he is also the
one talking about skull fucking little kids. His targets are just trying to be friendly. Which
would you rather be? A pedophile, or less than perfect with your grammar
and spelling??? Is it really even a choice? Part of him created the fake persona, so that he could say things that
the real him would never have the balls to say. Like I want to slit
your throat while fucking you, and then stick my finger in your tight
ass, while I suck on a four year olds nipples. You have to enjoy
thinking like that, to type that stuff as much as he does.
One
huge difference his marks are being themselves, he on the other hand
has no idea who he is, and doesn't realize how much his ilk fuck up
the world.
The coward would never address this in public (I am
emailing him an invite to, in fact I'll put it on my myspace blog), yet
he is so proud of himself for addressing others issues. I encourage a rebutal, but i doubt we will see one.
I'm just going to respond and tell him I want his delicious balls in my mouth. |
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this is my favorate:
http://wmc718.livejournal.com/164407.html |
LOL
Holy Shit, that's my friend Walter's journal.
This is fuckin hilarious. |
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Haha, that dude clearly doesn't get the point. I also want his delicious balls in my mouth, Michael. |
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Only 11,000 more unique visits in the last 24 hrs :( |
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| Haha, that dude clearly doesn't get the point. I also want his delicious balls in my mouth, Michael. |
I was just gonna say that the dude completely missed the point. Clearly, he's the one with some sort of utopian agenda. |
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Tell him to not be such a gump captaincrunch trickazz bustah. |
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is that DJ Down Syndrome?
Because he sure looks it. |
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I have like a dozen thank you letters in my inbox. then this.... fucking hilarious:
Subject: Do you have the balls to defend yourself?
Body: I don't think you do, but I would love for you to respond to how I destroyed your character on my blog: (link to myspace blog) or at the (niggersite) forum (link to niggerish messageboard I never went to) Hope to see you there coward.
OK I went to this guy's myspace. Here he is:
There also a bunch of horseshit about hiphop on his site and this lovely banner:
Here's his blog:
I ran across this website: http://www.holladaddy.com
It details conversations on myspace between the webmasters two fake profiles, and people he set out to harass. I found it to be cowardly, racist, and logically flawed. I wanted to challenge him on it, but saw nothing productive to come of emails between he and I. (The only contact info I have is the email on that page.) So I thought, I will take a little effort at a public response to him, and then make him aware that it exists.
So here is what makes him such a giant hemorrhoid on society:
1.
He is putting people on blast trying to blow out their pages, and
highlight their errors. Yet the coward gives no sign of who he is. To
me that is straight coward. "Look I can get people to laugh at you, but
I am hiding everything about me, because I fear you putting the flash
light back on me. " The child would probably have a serious mental
breakdown, psycho ward style, if his real identity was shattered like that.
Think about it, he is paying money to host a website made to make fun
of brief exchanges with people he doesn't know, trying to show how
stupid these individuals are. He obviously holds this type of attack
in high esteem, (much more than most) therefore would be crushed by
others seeing the real him.
2. Fuck his racist ass. He is
shocked and amazed when one young black girl changes up how she speaks
to him, from full of slang to very proper English. Yet he talks about
how he is amazed at how black folks do that. Fuck him for that.
Everyone does that. He does. I posted a different response here then I did in the forum I came accross his page. In his comments to the reader of the
website, he uses a fair amount of slang and misspelled words, except
for when he wants to highlight how street someone else is, then he
kicks up the grammar and vocab a notch. Plus everyone talks to their
close opposite sex members differently then they do at a salon or
locker room. Just because the combination of Ebonics and l33t is new
to him, does not mean that his language use is any more proper then the theirs.
I am not sure if dude is black, I doubt it given his
obvious bias and agenda. Notice that he did not make any of his fake
profiles white, and almost always picked Black targets. Then laughs at their blackness. You could create a stereotype, like all white people
are starving actors who like to live in Missouri, and you could find quite a few
myspace profiles to target, to prove that point. Yes, he picked popular
stereotypes, but none the less, it is always easy to find an individual
who fits a stereotype. His agenda is clearly to prove how ignorant
the young black youth are. But not targeting any other race, and
holding them to an adult standard, of course he proves his stereotype.
Pick any segment of the youth culture, and I could make you a page
"proving" that segment to be the most ignorant. One has to ask him or herself why did he set out to make blacks look stupid? Because he is
racist against them, doesn't matter what his skin is, he has numerous
racist thoughts about black people.
3. Myspace is made to
socialize and make friends. Not for war or to hustle. He is using the
"can't sucker me, but I can sucker you" paradigm, while his marks are
polite at first, usually accept the first insult / gag, then just block
him. So he thinks that when he says your little sister is cute, and
they don't get all pissed that they are too stupid to understand what
he said. When in reality, the know exactly what he said, but give him
the benefit of the doubt that he didn't realize he was attracted to a
kid. In most of the replies, he thinks he got one by them, when in
reality, they said ok, this guy is weird and maybe a little slow,
but I will be polite back. Like I said, the name of the game is
socializing and friendship, he is the one losing at that game.
4.
*Vulgar Alert* At the end of the day, if he is talking to an idiot, he is wasting his time talking to an idiot.. And he is also the
one talking about skull fucking little kids. His targets are just trying to be friendly. Which
would you rather be? A pedophile, or less than perfect with your grammar
and spelling??? Is it really even a choice? Part of him created the fake persona, so that he could say things that
the real him would never have the balls to say. Like I want to slit
your throat while fucking you, and then stick my finger in your tight
ass, while I suck on a four year olds nipples. You have to enjoy
thinking like that, to type that stuff as much as he does.
One
huge difference his marks are being themselves, he on the other hand
has no idea who he is, and doesn't realize how much his ilk fuck up
the world.
The coward would never address this in public (I am
emailing him an invite to, in fact I'll put it on my myspace blog), yet
he is so proud of himself for addressing others issues. I encourage a rebutal, but i doubt we will see one.
I'm just going to respond and tell him I want his delicious balls in my mouth. |
Here's the entirety of what I got from this:
"Young black youth?" Redundant much?
LOLIMISSEDHISPOINT |
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Mikey, you realize how easily this guy could be destroyed if you would just post his myspace and contact info, right? |
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You know, the more I read that guy's hate mail, the more I realize that if Mike actually sent him a well thought out response, the dude would be humbled so fucking much. Mike is one of the smartest people I know and would easily be able to give a million reasons why this fucking idiot is wrong and is more racist himself. The funniest part is, Mike would say any of those things to anyone's face and has haha. |
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this thread actually needs conservationist to come and shit all over that dude's white guilt. |
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if anyone is offended by any /b/ type stuff they are dumb as hell |
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| You know, the more I read that guy's hate mail, the more I realize that if Mike actually sent him a well thought out response, the dude would be humbled so fucking much. Mike is one of the smartest people I know and would easily be able to give a million reasons why this fucking idiot is wrong and is more racist himself. The funniest part is, Mike would say any of those things to anyone's face and has haha. |
Thanks dude haha. That's what blows my mind. He's got almost EVERYTHING wrong. I could easily write this guy an organized and well thought response, but I've done shit like that before and chances are if the guy is dumb enough to miss the point in the beginning, he wouldn't fully comprehend a rebuttel in response to what he was saying.
That's my immediate asumption when reading shit like this, though. If you think it'd be worth it I might go through with it. I usually don't bother getting caught up in emotional drama driven solely by a result to retaliate a shit-talker, which was why I initally favored the "I want your dirty balls in my mouth right now" response.
You guys know where I stand on this shit, but maybe posting my response along with his hate mail on the site (which I definitely have always intended on doing in a special hate mail section) is worth it to let the public know what this shit is all about. I don’t consider myself racist at all. I just love picking on hypocrite ghetto-culture gangsters and people that go OUT OF THEIR WAY to enforce a negative racial stereotype. I guess it can be argued that that’s exactly what I’m doing, too, though. Haha I don’t know. I just love senseless disgusting, racist, sexist, offensive jokes. Sue me. I’m cool with the darkies. Ask Eliot. Him and I are lovers. Ebony & ivory living in harmony.
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did you vote for obama? and wait... elliot is still black? I though he got rid of that shit. wasthat him dressed up like ODB on stage? |
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Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. |
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when you are at PCU, you get your noggin washed with horseshit. |
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| when you are at PCU, you get your noggin washed with horseshit. |
zing!
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"Prove that it wasn't your girlfriend in the last message by sending me a video of you crushing her face in with a brick."
well played sir... |
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| Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. |
what exactly are the stereotypes associated with rape victims? |
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| Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. |
what exactly are the stereotypes associated with rape victims? |
Whimpering.
White guilt is stupid. Evolution made different groups different. It's immature to not face that fact.
Even more, HollaDaddy is about making fun of idiots who are wannabe gangsters. If they're black, that's not why they were selected.
It's not like blatant racist satire like:
http://www.niggermania.com/
...which makes Vaginal Jesus lyrics look tame! |
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i honestly hope both of you get raped. |
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| Making fun of stereotypes should be a favorite past time for everyone. To me, it doesn't matter what group it is, whether it's fundamental Christians, blacks, women, or rape victims. It's all hilarious to me. |
what exactly are the stereotypes associated with rape victims? |
They wear slutty cloths? |
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that is actually one letter away from a really good answer. |
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Those third world slags wear slutty cloths. |
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LOL @ not being as black as the rev, cloths is an acceptable pronounciation of "clothes" per Ghostface Killah on Glaciers of Ice and Malice and Pusha T's clothing brand "Play Cloths" |
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| You know, the more I read that guy's hate mail, the more I realize that if Mike actually sent him a well thought out response, the dude would be humbled so fucking much. Mike is one of the smartest people I know and would easily be able to give a million reasons why this fucking idiot is wrong and is more racist himself. The funniest part is, Mike would say any of those things to anyone's face and has haha. |
Thanks dude haha. That's what blows my mind. He's got almost EVERYTHING wrong. I could easily write this guy an organized and well thought response, but I've done shit like that before and chances are if the guy is dumb enough to miss the point in the beginning, he wouldn't fully comprehend a rebuttel in response to what he was saying.
That's my immediate asumption when reading shit like this, though. If you think it'd be worth it I might go through with it. I usually don't bother getting caught up in emotional drama driven solely by a result to retaliate a shit-talker, which was why I initally favored the "I want your dirty balls in my mouth right now" response.
You guys know where I stand on this shit, but maybe posting my response along with his hate mail on the site (which I definitely have always intended on doing in a special hate mail section) is worth it to let the public know what this shit is all about. I don’t consider myself racist at all. I just love picking on hypocrite ghetto-culture gangsters and people that go OUT OF THEIR WAY to enforce a negative racial stereotype. I guess it can be argued that that’s exactly what I’m doing, too, though. Haha I don’t know. I just love senseless disgusting, racist, sexist, offensive jokes. Sue me. I’m cool with the darkies. Ask Eliot. Him and I are lovers. Ebony & ivory living in harmony.
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BE RACIST OR YOU'RE A PUSSY |
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Just saw this shit made http://www.ehowa.com and http://www.blogwars.com , 2 sites that were always in my daily rotation for viewing disturbing/hilarious videos & images back when doing such things wasn't totally hip and cool yet. lolz |
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IT'S THA CIRCLE OF LIFE, DAWG |
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Post that dude's Myspace. P-Qwan's got a bone to pick with him. |
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lulz at cloths, and zjd and rich's response to cloths. |
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the guy who wrote the hate mail is a gay retard with an affinity for black wang. like everyone said, he totally misses the point. holladaddy is more about being vulgarly funny than making serious points about society.
funny>serious |
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AT LEAST post the url to his blog. |
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haha I will a little later when I have some time I think.
And I put up google adsense. It looks useless so far though. It's linking to Nelly lyrics and "find white women in your area" hahahah. So far the only way to direct the conent of the ads is to manually approve and/or deny certain ads that appear. There may be another way I don't know of though. I haven't had time to check. |
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Mike, you can make it pay per 1000 impressions i think... would be better who the fuck clicks ads? |
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try this is might be a better deal:
http://www.adbrite.com/mb/how-publishers-ad-formats.php?section=rich_media
Rich Media Ads are priced on a CPM (cost per thousand impressions) or CPC (cost per click) basis. Ad placement, site/page traffic and your reserve pricing all affect the amount of revenue you can earn from rich media ads.
you get $1 for 1000 views so that means the other day you would have made 18 bucks on the 18k day... not too bad at all |
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hmmm thanks for the info man, I'm going to look into that. Right now google is giving me ads about Kayne West and afro combs or something. |
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And #1 source of hits is now coming from somethingawful forums haha. Interesting. |
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| Just saw this shit made http://www.ehowa.com and http://www.blogwars.com , 2 sites that were always in my daily rotation for viewing disturbing/hilarious videos & images back when doing such things wasn't totally hip and cool yet. lolz |
You mean after Rotten.com?
Alt.tasteless was the original source of all good things offensive. |
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rotten.com wasn't updated nearly enough, but that got the candle burning I suppose. After that was r33t.org, which Stile totally ripped off, but hey, he kept it going and stayed dedicated to it. So mad propz. |
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try this is might be a better deal:
http://www.adbrite.com/mb/how-publishers-ad-formats.php?section=rich_media
Rich Media Ads are priced on a CPM (cost per thousand impressions) or CPC (cost per click) basis. Ad placement, site/page traffic and your reserve pricing all affect the amount of revenue you can earn from rich media ads.
you get $1 for 1000 views so that means the other day you would have made 18 bucks on the 18k day... not too bad at all |
I'm looking at the google stats now. Since about 10am this morning I've gotten 11 clicks ($1.19) but 9,500 impressions. Tracking based on impressions seems like the way to go. |
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See if the ICY HOT STUNTAZ will advertise. |
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haha I'm finally reading through all the email I'm getting. And in the process, I checked out that hate mail guy's blog again, as wel as the messageboard he linked to. Neither have any replies. hhaha. I don't have time for a serious reply right now, so I'm just going to give him the "I want your dirty balls in my mouth right now" response. |
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I can't wait for the day when Mikey's face is on a split screen with some broad on Fox News, and she acts all offended while she scolds him, and Mikey just schools her and laughs at her and becomes a legend for good. It'll happen. |
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good god i googled it and this shit is on every messageboard known to man. |
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The real Holladaddy's rap career can only benefit from this exposure. |
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i was just playing with google ads... I did a video affiliate thing it payed me like 59 cents for 2 clicks o.O.... its not too bad people are more likely to look at vids and you can set the channels that show up. |
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Apparently I missed one of the AIM screen names when removing all the contact info. Some kid with some LinkinPark email address emailed me an AIM log of him (and his alienantfarm screen name) harrassing this guy and telling him he's an idiot for ending up on holladaddy.com. This kid is far dumber than the dude I was talking with as holladaddy. |
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also, someone just told me to say Holla-luyah! to somebody. |
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hahahahah a half-black web designer just sent me some fan mail and got insired to make this for the new layout I'm planning:
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soon you will quit your job and become a full-time holladaddy |
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I haven't done any conversations in 2 weeks and this is already a shitload of work. It would have to pay good haha, which it won't. |
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Hey, Mark Henry can't have Fucking in his name. |
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FIGHT HIM FOR THE NAME OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
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TELL ME HOW OR YOU ARE A PUSSY |
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Sexual Chocolate on da innanetz. |
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| http://www.cnn.com/2009/TECH/02/05/facebook.impostors/index.html?iref=mpstoryview |
Another friend, Beny Rubinstein, got a direct message saying Rutberg had been robbed at gunpoint in London and needed money to get back to the United States.
So, trying to be a good friend, Rubinstein wired $1,143 to London in two installments, according to police in Bellevue, Washington. |
Absolutely NONE of my friends have $1000 anywhere that they could ever wire to me. I'm gonna go ahead and not worry. |
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dp: why is that guy hitting that girl in the beginning? |
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that is the ugliest crew I have ever seen. |
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| dp: why is that guy hitting that girl in the beginning? |
dat be ma nicca jawanda. she be talkin shit yo. |
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I'm reading through 93 emails.
Most are praise, some are offerings of free graphic design work, site layout help, and of course this one...
Whats up,
Your page has been having be crack up all week man. I always make fun of
these kinds of people and when i found this i balled.
I was wondering if you would be willing to do a collaboration. I happen to
live in the LA area and With what ever phone numbers / people willing to
meet up you get, ill meet them in person and record my self fucking with
them or throwing something at them anything from eggs to dog shit and upload
it on youtube/ your page. I think it would be awesome and hillarious. Get
back to be whenever
Evan |
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Dude, that myspace blog is amazing. What a fucking moron. |
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I get like 20 emails a day from this shit. One dude in Iraq's entire platoon is demanding updates.
And some dude who I've been out of touch with for 10 years recognized my menstrual sweatpants disco address and was asking if I was the same guy haha crazy. |
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haha now some college radio dude is asking if they can re-enact some of the conversations over live radio, but changing the names for privacy sake. I'm finding out details and if they have a live stream.
And some frat homos from USC just told me their entire frat just delayed going out and railing drunk whores for 2 hours to read my site. |
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I think you found your life's work, Mike. |
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haha now some college radio dude is asking if they can re-enact some of the conversations over live radio, but changing the names for privacy sake. I'm finding out details and if they have a live stream.
And some frat homos from USC just told me their entire frat just delayed going out and railing drunk whores for 2 hours to read my site. |
get in touch with foghorn and do a composted/ holladaddy live set.
DO IT. |
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| I get like 20 emails a day from this shit. One dude in Iraq's entire platoon is demanding updates. |
UPDATE OR YOU HATE THE TROOPS |
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I fucking HATE these little fucking kids trying to contact my victims and getting in their faces and taunting them about how they've been fucked with by me. FUUUUUUUCK OFF.
Here's the latest one... he messaged my GhettoPhresh page thinking it was the real girl....
http://www.myspace.com/czmorganandersoncz
He's some faggot Disturbed/Slipknot fan from Minnesota. 18-years-old.
He sent me this message (preceded by a blank message):
"Didnt mean to hit send before. Did you check out this website? I'd say that this guy fucking owned you.
......http://holladaddy..... com/..
LOL!!!"
My initial reply:
"Nigga wut da fukk u tawkin bout?"
His witty retort:
"number one Im not ignorant, nor am I black so dont call me a "nigga" and that guy posted you on his website"
I just sent this reply back:
"That guy IS me, Mr. Not-Ignorant. If you love how I "owned" this person so much, how is taunting them with proof that I am fucking around with them going to result in anything but a headache for me (your god)? Why don't you think before you act, you stupid piece of shit. I don't need people like you getting in anybody's face and spouting completely unfunny, unoriginal, cheap, pointless horseshit at them. You're the reason why this site is going to get shut down.
Shave the unibrow." |
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I heard about this from someone completely unrelated to anything, ever, last night. The word is gettin' around. |
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it's true, and not shut down but someones gonna get sued. |
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Everybody keeps saying that. I think if I hear 3 more people say it I'll pull it down forever. Problem solved. |
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Hey I'm just saying if someone can sue McDonalds over getting them fat and someone can sue Dunkin' Donuts for having too hot of coffee then I'm sure someone you butthurt could find a reason to sue you over this.
I LOVE AMERICA. |
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Well I have about 8 new conversations to post and the blog format is almost done. Maybe I'll put it all up the day before I shut it down haha |
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I should have known the human race isn't smart enough to handle this shit.
Most people laugh at me making fun of useless hypocrite ghetto nerds of all color.
A handful call me racist.
A handful laugh and then throw rocks at black people because I showed them it was OK. |
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don't ever stop doing this man...it's fucking HILARIOUS
and the people you do it to need to be fucked with....
color isn't an issue to me...but intelligence is. To many
fuckin dumb wiggaz/niggaz/jiggaz in the world. |
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| A handful call me racist. |
That's how liberals prove they're superior to you.
Don't take it ;)
Point them to:
http://www.gnaa.us/
Another non-racist site (it's actually a gay male supremacy site). |
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| color isn't an issue to me...but intelligence is. |
Not to be a dick but:
RACE ISN'T COLOR
http://www.goodrumj.com/RFaqHTML.html |
Your shit is so played out. |
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| color isn't an issue to me...but intelligence is. |
Not to be a dick but:
RACE ISN'T COLOR
http://www.goodrumj.com/RFaqHTML.html |
You're so annoying. |
fix'd for troof. |
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not to be a dick but:
He's right. |
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lol i was just in tears for the guy you told you were a cop a couple times
Victim's name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !
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lol i was just in tears for the guy you told you were a cop a couple times
Victim's name:
A Nigg@ Like Me Stay On Top Of My G@me !
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Thats definitly my favorite one. |
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not to be a dick but:
He's right. |
Like I give a shit. I'd rather be right than a hipster, and a few people complaining -- because their pretense is offended -- isn't going to change how I live.
You don't like it? Eat a dick.
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Captain unibrow wrote back. I didn't even read the whole message. I assume it just talks about him dribbling milk out of his retard-face or something about how cool disturbed is.
"shave the unibrow? thats original? and I would if I actually had one. And if your willing to waste so much time doing this then more power to you. If anything the last message you sent me would motivate me more to help get your shit shut down. and how was I spouting any type of horse shit? I messaged this profile cause I saw it on the site and wanted to see if "the chick" knew about it. evidently your playing both characters. How much fun is that? " |
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If you want to be a dick about it (and this is just what I'd do) write him back just about the unibrow, and don't even acknowledge anything else he says. |
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OK who wants to test this shit out. I put up WordPress with some gay template. I don't really give a shit how it looks. I only put up the first 2 conversations ever (dates changed to original dates) and a "new" fake news post.
http://www.holladaddy.com/yo |
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Register, poke around, tell me what you think. If all is good, I'll probably make a couple final tweaks, upload the rest of the content, plus NEW material, a new (real) site news update, and flick the switch to forward the main page to this one. |
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updates > template changes |
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haha the template change was much needed. and very delayed. it needed to happen. The faster I get feedback about the template the faster you all get updates! hehehohohaha |
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Registered, looks good to me! |
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Thank ya maam!
Also.. I'm getting requests to be able to comment as anonymous. I was thinking about that... but then again I don't care and it would be easier to manage / weed out the retards by making people register. I'll have to think it over again. |
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Make people register so you don't have to deal with potential problems. It's easier to deal with people being pussies than anyone being able to post whatever stupid shit they want to without being recognized for it. |
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Yeah I think you's right. Danke sir. |
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template suxors change the images |
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Which images?
That was the least gay template there was haha. Anything prettier is too much work for me to care about. Unless you know of a better suggestion. I'm all ears and open to suggetions. |
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There's a shitload of free templates out there. The one you picked is ambitious. |
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Just did another quick search. (Key word: "quick"). I found some other cool templates that MAY do the job too, but they don't really look much better than the one I have now. Meh. |
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Done adding the old content. All I have to do now is upload the new content, write a quick news blurb, and edit the index.php to get this shizzle on the main page.
http://www.holladaddy.com/yo |
 
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