Before a show:


To fap or not to fap. That is the question. I have found this question knows no boundries. It seems like it doesn't matter what music or what instrument you play, the answer is defined by the individual. So what is it for you? Does firing off some knuckle children before your set make you play better? Do you lose focus/drive after you have? Or does it help you to be more focused? I for one feel that it frees up that part of my brain that thinks about women constintly to focus solely on music. I don't think it effects any motivation, or causes any other negative side effects. What do you think?


and yes, i play with USEFUL IDIOT tonight...*wink wink*

are you talking about RIGHT before you play or a good few hours?

i usually just do that before dates. suppose it couldnt hurt before a show.

Aril- as far as the poll is concerned, i am not talking specifically about either. It's a personal thing that i hope people will post about which way they voted and explain way.

for me, it's a couple hours before. I never rush it, because if you practice going as fast as you can, it will be the same during the real thing. Take your time with it, make sweet love to your cock.

I usually just do it to the women in the front.

To fap.


To fap.


To fap.

Best advice ever.

can you name me a time when its not a good idea to fap?

what a lop sided poll.. i KNOW there are lots of people who tell me that if they fap pre-show, they lose all their energy and focus. Maybe metal is that divider that seperates the men from the boys.

Sitting next to your grandmother at Thanksgiving dinner.

one of my worst memories was at thanksgiving dinner at my grandparents house. We were eating, i had my hands under the table, but mark my words, I was NOT fapping.... and then my granda says (very loudly stopping all other conversation.)
"Jimmy, don't play with yourself at the table!"

I still get red in the face when i think about that. My family still makes fun of me for it.... and thank you skinsandwich for bringing it up.

No sweat man!!

that was a very uncomfortable dinner.

oh god, speaking of uncomfortable thanksgiving dinners.. i couldn't make this shit up... One thanksgiving with my grandparents (other side) and all my aunts and uncles and cousins from that same side, I was still sitting at the kids table, and my older sister started tapping her glass with her spoon calling for attention. she got it. She stood up with a big smile on her face and stated that.
"I thought i would let all of you know, that I am gay. I am a lesbian, and i am only sexually attracted to other women."

Then she sat down, and kept eating while EVERYONE else stared for about 10 minutes. For once, they weren't staring at me.

can i come to your next thanksgiving dinner?

no

my family is a seriously disturbing group. I am by far the most normal outta my family. And i am not exactly normal.

too late. party at ouch's family thanksgiving dinner '09

14-0 FAP WINS

what about fapping at ouch's family thanksgiving dinner '09?

I think it depends on type of music. Doom metal or stoner rock, I would say go for the pre-set fap. Death metal, thrash, or other more physically demanding type of music, hold back on the fap -- boxers typically don't fap or fuck before a bout, they claim it makes them meaner. I remember I always had to be feeling pretty mean to get through a Life at Zero set in order to fight off the tendonitis and possible cardiac arrest.

fapping has increased my ability to play faster riffage. true story.

fapping loosens me up and makes me more confident on stage, plus its fun to think the whole time "oh yeah, i just fapped". sex before a show i could see being detrimental, unless she does all the work.

DON'T DO IT IT'S A TRAP

GO DO IT IT'S A FAP

well i do it before techdeath stuff, and i think it HELPS me focus.. mainly because i am not thinking about who i am going to call later that night for some action. I think it's different for everyone.

sex after the show is much better... especially when she does all the work.

oh, i definately still try to have sex afterwards, i just don't focus on a means to that end whilest playing.

...looks like I'm the only one that will be fapping on ouch's thanksgiving. damn.

besides me of course.

ever try to fap in your office? specifically when you're at your desk? risky as fuck, but the finish is oh so smooth.

nice, no i never tried that before. I've done the bathroom a plenty, but not in my office. There are at least 12 dudes within talking distance from my desk, and 3 women.

my buddy from high school used to fap off into shot glasses and then throw it at people... many lulz

who the fuck did that??

I've stated this before, but we caught this one dude fapping to a picture of the virgin mary before

that is the best christ raping fap story ever. I love it..... although it would be better if after fapping to the virgin mary he threw his knuckle children all over a priest.

what would be even more disturbing was if someone was fapping to him fapping to the virgin mary with a penciled in stache.

hahahaha rich

why am i not in the least bit surprised at that?

rich was a whole nother monster in grade school.

next time you guys see him, just do the same to him. see what his reaction is.

flapping off before thanksgiving?

sounds like there's more room for stuffing after that.

i'm sure he would larf whole heartedly and then commence with the gorrilla punching

thats actually the best idea i've heard all day

either do that or drink some exlax, shit the water into a balloon, repeat. once said balloon has enough shitwater inside, use it as a water balloon and throw it at him.
nothing worse than getting hit by a shit balloon.

while typically I am all for fapping under almost all circumstances, I have found that pre-show faps are the worst thing I can do for my performance, perhaps worse than eating an unnecessarily large taco bell dinner

STAND UP AND BE COUNTED

Sometimes when I get all... frisky I can't pay attention to my music. So I must "fap" as you say.

NO FAPPING BEFORE A SHOW

you got to store up all of your energy, anger, and frustration and take it out on the crowd. if i have a show on a saturday, i'll go a week without just to make sure im extra pissed off. besides, fapping makes me sleepy.

[Jan 27,2009 7:32pm - DrewBlood]fapping makes me sleepy.

fuckin A