Has anyone seen this shit?
Fucking insane...And soo wrong

yeah, fucked up.

explain

probably the most fucked up thing I've ever seen on the internet. and that's saying a lot.

I demand to see video.

i dunno, 1 guy 1 jar was a little much for me...

3 guys and a hammer just sounds like a fucking great time.

Does it involve pumps and a bump?

Or chumpin' a lump on another nigga's rump?

yeah, what the fuck is it? I may have to get this from bit torrent. wait a minute, no i won't.

Jim, we could just do whatever it is we think it is on Friday. Just a thought. I've got the hammer.

I'm not into that shit you sick fuck!
.... but i will have my Dominatrix friend come down and kick Eliots ass so we can masturbate.

Now we're talkin.

her you met her yet? I think you would really like her. She talks about her job like it's totally normal. It really interesting to hear what kinda stuff guys will pay 450$ an hour for and NOT get off. She tells em if they wanna get off, go to a hooker, they're cheaper. They can't touch her, and they can only touch themselves when she says so. And if they don't obey, it's not pretty. She's the one "dating" the Behemoth singer. As dating as you can be across the ocean from someone. He trying to get her to move to Poland.

it's just some dude getting 86'd with a hammer. nothing we haven't seen on ogrish...

... see, in the resteraunt industry, 86'd=there wasn't anymore/all gone. So were they just killing the guy with a hammer? Or fucking the guy with a hammer?

Hahahahaha, that girl sounds like a keeper.

she's pretty fucking hot, and loves death metal. (?????i seriously didn't think that happened????) but she shits in peoples mouths for a good portion of her earnings so.... not REALLY marriage material.

Woah woah WOAH... Homegirl poops in dudes' mouths???

This chick sounds like the proverbial barrel of monkeys, Jim.

Get that girl to a Horrifying Condiments practice.

ok. I will try and get her to come Friday.

GC- and yes. she's a blast.

Wow. I'd totally introduce her to Mom.

awesome, this turned into a mouth shitting thread, love it when that happens

I'm still waiting for that video.

i can't stop laughing at this. i'm going to get fired. make it stop.

tears are coming out my eyes

seen it. never will watch again.

The suspects' cell phones and personal computers contained multiple video recordings of the murders taking place. At least one full video was leaked to the Internet, showing the murder of 48-year-old Sergei Yatzenko. He is seen laying on his back in a wooded area, and is struck repeatedly in the face with a hammer held inside a plastic bag. One of the attackers pokes out Yatzenko's eyes with a screwdriver, and stabs him with the screwdriver elsewhere. Yatzenko is then struck with the hammer in order to ensure that he is dead. The brutal attack lasts over four minutes, during which the victim lapses in and out of consciousness. The murderers walk back to their car, showing that the crime took place only a few feet away from the side of a road, next to their parked car. They discuss the murder calmly, expressing mild amazement that the victim was still breathing after a screwdriver was plunged into his exposed brain. The suspects then wash their hands and the hammer in a puddle and with a water bottle, and begin to laugh. Only two suspects appear to be present in the video, with one always behind the camera

CHUMP A LUMP ON ANOTHER NIGGA'S RUMP OR YOU ARE A PUSSY

Hahaha, now that you are laughing about this Ken, I am also laughing uncontrollably. I can't wait to go on our date.

this thready is win

this thread is total fail...where the fuck is the video???

http://forum.uncoverreality.com/audio-vide...ickest-thing-you-will-ever-see.html

scroll down a little bit...its the first post on that forum. click to play. pretty intense actually.

our date is going to be great. i just need to find a nigga's rump. we should get ouchy's friend to shit in our mouths or we can just have one of your famous showponies shit in our mouths after riding him bareback or we could just shit in each other's mouth. whatever works for you. all i know is a candlelit dinner of raviolis for two (three if the showpony gets hungry) is in the works.

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and I thought I was uncertain about my sexuality? wtf

if i had a nickle for every time i've heard that.

i forgot about this. good thread.

It's nickel, you bum-blaster.

bum-blaster? well..... ok.

I'm a polite Nazi. Now get in the oven.

no

This was a champion thread. What's your special friend up to these days, Jim?

funny you should ask. She was dating a friend of mine (who should remain un-named) then she was kinda single, so i called her one night and was like:

"Hey, wussup?"

and she was like:

"Nothing, what you doing sweetheart?"

and i was like:

"Chillin, wanna come over and have animal sex?"

and she was like... well i dunno, she stopped talking to me.

true story. :(

ahahah...
Ryan, she's doing well. Let's just say she's an absolute doll when she leaves her tower, which is rare[/].

and i should add jim, you fully knew there was 0.00001% chance of that but you tried anyway. nice work.

and yeah, the video. why did they bother with the plastic bag?

You have no idea of what was said/what happened with her. I totally appreciate you assuming you do though.

haha, fair enough.

last i saw her she came down to hang out after a show a couple months ago. man...a more flighty chick would be hard to find.

flighty? I could see that. Although I think that's a nice way to put it... but fuck it, she's a cool gurl, let's be nice.

i actually tried to get her to come see obscura/augury/BDM with us at Harpers, you know how she feels about BDM.. <3