In his latest saga of Indiana-Jones-esque elaborate stories about why he can't show up for work on time, the fat guy I work with treated me to a tall tale about a recycling truck that was pelting him with trash, and berating him, thus causing him to be late for work. His revenge plans include a grocery list of phone calls to various departments, and a trip to a city council meeting where he'll demand to either have these ruffians fired or "tell everyone where the bodies are buried."