I didn't go to work today; I'm in Boston waiting for a job interview. On the way in I definitely got violently molested by Mother Nature. Mainly in the grill region.
no, I can't do anything that I don't do at work besides the no pants and leaving the bathroom door open since all my network traffic goes through my work still.
Not only did I get assaulted by Mother Nature, but an older black woman hit on me and a dude on the train said his pet raccoons, Racquel and Norman, were startled by me...they were stuffed animals.
i went into work early, went home for 5 mins, ran in the house, came back out to find the car in the middle of the fucking road. it slid down the god damn drive way. now i'm back at work. this makes for a wonderful day.
