Work is moving especially slow today and I can't seem to find anything to keep me occupied. Please me, RTTP. Tell me jokes, funny stories and other nonsense. Dammit.

whats the difference between a fag and a freezer?

Freezers don't fart when you pull meat out of them!

fuck yeah! das my fave

What do you do, MFR?

MAKE ME AN EGG SANDWICH

Right now I'm temping at an auto parts distributor before going to my other job as the assistant regional manager (not assistant to the regional manager) of a plant merchandising company. Hopefully some greener pastures are ahead. For now I slack.

Make ME an egg Sammuch!

I don't get temping. Weren't you already working at the plant merchandising company before? Why are a you temping somewhere else?

I've been with the merch company for 4 years but it's seasonal, so around this time of year I need to find other work to pay the bills. We have work for the plants until Christmas, then 2 months off. Gotta pay the bills.

Ah seasonal. Got it.