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returntothepit >> discuss >> finger mutilation by y_ddraig_goch on Oct 29,2008 3:18pm
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toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Oct 29,2008 3:18pm
I HAS IT

sawed off the front of my ring finger on a meat slicer at work yesterday, skin avulsion for the win. have to wear some gel adhesive to clot the blood. can't get it wet so i doubt i'll be able to go back to work until it falls off. maybe i can find some other job

irony... i was saying how i wanted a new job and how i wanted to go home.






toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 29,2008 3:22pm
watch your wishes



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Oct 29,2008 3:23pm


kinda what it looks like, though i had no flap of skin, it flew off somewhere at work and is probably still there



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 29,2008 3:23pm
go get some of that powder they use now. it grows fingers back, as long as the bone is still there.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 29,2008 3:24pm
meat bonus!



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at Oct 29,2008 3:24pm
elves don't exist, sir.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 29,2008 3:25pm edited Oct 29,2008 3:26pm
Pig stomach?

OUCH.

Condolences but glad you're home.



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 29,2008 3:28pm
yes, they do.
http://edition.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/05/26/regrowing.body.parts/index.html

this was older, when it was first on the mainstream media. i've heard it works excellent. people have grown parts of their fingers back, nail and all.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Oct 29,2008 3:42pm
(rubs powder on dong)



toggletoggle post by aril at Oct 29,2008 3:46pm
haha, cut your penis off??



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 29,2008 4:32pm
back to one hand typing for you



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Oct 29,2008 4:35pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
back to one hand typing for you


usually when im on the internet it's one handed typing anyways badda bing badda boom



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 29,2008 5:17pm edited Oct 29,2008 5:18pm
yes that was the joke



toggletoggle post by AfterWorldObliterationn at Oct 29,2008 8:06pm
where did you work?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Oct 29,2008 8:16pm
i just sliced my thumb and blood was spurting everywhere
still hurts...i'll never learn not to cut towards me



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 29,2008 11:13pm
Mutilating your digits is always a good time. In my junior year of high school I sliced my left index finger down the side with a brand new Xacto blade. I never knew a person could bleed so much from a finger that you'd end up passing out, haha. The next few weeks after that were quite the pain in the ass, having to play the frets on my guitar with my middle finger, ring finger and pinky.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 30,2008 7:31am
i lopped off a big chunk of my thumb on a slicer one time back in like 2000. i never found the chunk.



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