sawed off the front of my ring finger on a meat slicer at work yesterday, skin avulsion for the win. have to wear some gel adhesive to clot the blood. can't get it wet so i doubt i'll be able to go back to work until it falls off. maybe i can find some other job
irony... i was saying how i wanted a new job and how i wanted to go home.
Mutilating your digits is always a good time. In my junior year of high school I sliced my left index finger down the side with a brand new Xacto blade. I never knew a person could bleed so much from a finger that you'd end up passing out, haha. The next few weeks after that were quite the pain in the ass, having to play the frets on my guitar with my middle finger, ring finger and pinky.