There's a house on my street, 2 houses down from mine that's somehow become the hangout for every misfit 12 year old in Quincy. On any given day there are between 5-20 random kids hanging around outside this house making noise, and making a mess of the neighborhood. The only adult I've ever seen near this place was a guy who looked like he was in his early 30's, and I literally only saw him once. On top of that you can usually smell weed coming from the house, in the middle of the street.

I'm usually of the boys-will-be-boys state of mind. My dad usually understood when I did stupid shit, because he did even stupider shit when he was young. So for a long time I never took any issue with these kids, and usually said what's up to them if I was passing by. Eventually things add up, and begin to piss me off though. So far these kids have:

- Smashed a computer monitor in the middle of the street
- Egged my roomate's car while it was moving (which resulted in him calling one of his cop friends to goto the house and chew whatever adult was there out).
- Knocked over trash cans
- Made it impossible for me to be on my balcony for more than 2 minutes at a time without hearing incessant screaming.

Yesterday they smashed a pumpkin in the middle of the street (I have no proof, but I know it's them), and made a mess out of a big cardboard box I had put out for the trash. My plan is to buy a bunch of pumpkins and either smash them one by one on their doorstep, or blow up a couple with M80's. Am I wrong or am I wrong?

just imagine if these kiids were plaaying stick ball in the street and their ball landed in old man shea's yard. oh noes.

snipe them from your balcony.

no sense in taking your anger out on pumpkins. take it out on them.
buy some m-80s and BLOW THEM UP.

Burn their house down.

while i understand your irritation... i ask you to step back for a minute. Not that i think you should still have the "boys will be boys" attitude, they obviously pushed that too far. But what do you hope to accomplish with revenge? Kids of that age will only be egged further on the make your life miserable, and if it comes down to it, they will be scolded, you could actually have to go to court if anyone saw you. Be careful.

Boys will be boys, but shitheads will be shitheads.

They may need to have their rumpus room somewhere else...

Ouch's advice is good: I wouldn't try revenge. Call the law.

Quincy kids suck, especially North Quincy kids. I lived there for 2 years and had countless problems. Give them a blanket party.

what kind of advice is this crap?
the only solution to the problem is to go straight to the source and eliminate it.
you can always say the gloves don't fit.

They're probably a bunch of pussies anyway that will pee their pants at the first sight of opposition.

Wait, because it's Quincy, are these kids Asian?
Forget about it, they'll outsmart everyone

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Rape retribution is justice. You're not a fag for raping boys if it's to get some goddamned quiet in Quincy.

Shake harder, boy!

Woah, was the title of this thread "ATTN: Soccer Moms, Responsible Advice Needed"?

1. Children only understand childish actions. How many times did your parents yell at you for doing stupid shit that resulted in you going right back to doing it the next day?

2. These kids wreak havoc on the entire block, not just outside my house. They egged my roomate's car most likely because he was driving by while they were sitting by the window with a carton of eggs. If I smash a bunch of pumpkins on their doorstep they're not going to have any idea who did it.

3. Furthermore, whatever adult finally sees this massive rotting pumpkin mess is probably just going to assume that the kids did it.

4. Unless they have an eyewitness, or somehow think to go on RTTP and find this thread there is no way they'll ever be able to trace this back to me. This is awesome because A. Unlike these kids I'm able to be awake at 2:00 in the morning to pumpkin-ize their house while they're dreaming about the Power Rangers winning the Superbowl or whatever, B. My neighborhood is dead quiet after 10:00, and I don't think anyone even lives in the house across the street, and C. if these kids are even going to touch a computer it's not to hunt down vandals, it's to look up n00dz of Miley Cyrus

Now who's got M-80s??

Get an airsoft gun and shoot them all in the balls from a discreet location. i.e. the second floor windows of the empty house across the street.

Best advice.

you could get some neighbors to join your cause and call the law, AND toss some pumpkins with m80s through a window or three. while they're dreaming about power rangers winning the superbowl or whatever

An alternate plan! If you have a cousin/nephew or child of a family friend around these kids age why don't you let them infiltrate the group, gain their trust and then become their myspace friends. At that point you can take control of the kid's fence profile and go all P-Qwan Holladaddy on the bastards.

It might not provide an immediate solution, but it will provide maximum lulz.

fuck m-80s just make a sparkler bomb or use a potato cannon. we used to do shit like that back when i was one of those annoying little kids. Kids these days are too lazy to put real effort into anything. Little bastards would never see it comming

Does your mailbox say xmikex on it?


seriously, if you wait out there late at night with a ski mask on and then beat the living fuck out of a couple of them, they'll be too scared to fuck around there anymore. that's what I would do.

also rape at least one of them.

Rohypnol them, rape them, and then leave them in a homeless shelter with big daisies drawn around their anuses in magic marker.