Alright, we got 8 new songs and still need names for em. Anyone got some good ideas

brain fart
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and you can also use the rev's invention:
http://www.returntothepit.com/bullshit.html

succubus said:

holy shit, that thing is fucking awesome, how did I never find that before

somebody deserves a noogie.

that thing is really cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wrote that thing like 3 years ago...

your cheerleader at work

if you havent seen the song name generator, you should check out the message board!

Grendel's Grundel.
It'd have to be about swords and dragons and eating fire and stuff though.

Adam, He Who Farts Fire

succubus said:

you seriously need to get a skirt, matching pom poms, and an extremely tight shirt/tanktop/tubetop that says RttP chearleading

Kalopsia said:
i wouldn't be allowed out of the house

these are gay but i wrote these songs when i was 16. i dont do gore antmore so if you want them go for it. i wish i could rememmber more of them. damn im old i do appologize for the spelling
butcher knife babtism
lucorreah popcicle
riddled with scabs
sadomasacohistichomonegrophediphille

Grotesque Grundle Gunk
Petrified Menstrual Fluid
Papsmear Paradise
Defecation Celebration
Fecal Fandango
Necrodendropediphilia (pretty sure the spelling on that is correct. it means "dead baby tree fucker")
Cream of Fetus
Aborted Fetus: It's what's for dinner
Rub Napalm on my Tool
Phallic Papercut
Cellulite Delight
You're a Worthless Knock-kneed Bangwhore
Inane Cum Dumpster
Erectile Erosion
Snatch Suckerpunch
Hymen Haymaker
Your Cunt Makes a Nice Cereal Bowl
Bukkake Bandit

ill come up with more later...

ha ha ha nice dude

i love poop

period chunks and the amazement they bring

some poop for me

Decomposing Pile of Former Life Partners

Maggot Bag Anal Blast

Happy Handfuls

SmallBrownRatFuck said:


I don't get this one... I mean, I can assume, but
it just doesn't seem to fit the genre

could be boobs or innards

I'm at work and have been looking at porn for the past half hour. I certainly think that it really has nothing to do with the genre, moreso my demented need for boobs at the moment.

yeah, that makes more sense, but the song name makes you think too much. i just don't wanna think.

satan just came in my eye <--- no thinking involved

pink sock massacre

davyp said:

Wow, bad images abound on that one.

Satan just came in my eye? I'd say that you were just hit with some inspiration. I like that one.

it comes naturally to me

you guys should write something about George Clinton, or Roddy Piper, or my Aunt Phylis. When is the re release of Sexual Intercorpse going down?

pubik's cube
cumshot karate
fallopian xylophone
dead baby gravy

"Return of the Pink Panther"

"Mass Shiticide"
"Poo is Taking Over"
"March of the Ya-Yas"

"Your band's name is Devil Driver, you're gay"
"You suck at life, you're gay"
"You made a shit load of people sit through your horrible music so they could see Opeth, you're gay"
"Carina got punched in the face during your set, you're gay"
"Your song is based on a soundcheck riff, you're gay"
"We stole Anal Cunt's way of titling songs, we're gay"

and so forth.

wow..my name's in a song again
yay! =)

succubus said:

Haha. What other song was your name in?

i think 'bukake bandit' is by far the best so far