Last night I dreamt that you and I worked at McDonald's together. I wore a three piece suit and you wore my Mickey Mouse Fantasia hat, your Eternal Suffering shirt and bloody diapers. Then I had a dream I was Batman but the chick I was crashing with locked me out of her house and it was bullshit.

I had that same dream only I was fucking my sister, none of things you said were in it, and I had an 8 inch dick that would fight crime.

No seriously though, one time year ago I had a dream that me and Dan Beakey were driving around in a flying vintage convertable terrorizing black people. I woke up and was like what the fuck? .....FUCK YEAH!

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Good riff.

Watching the videos of the first practice are hilarious.

Aaaah the good old days. BASEMENT BRUTALITY.

The days of extreme fatness and candycorn soda.

and krylon.