I'll start:

It'd be nice to be bitched at because I'm actually doing something wrong, not just because I have a set of keys and a pager and I'm expected to fix everything.

I need more fucking money, assholes.

I'm a fucking file clerk.

i need to clone myself three times

I don't like women from Dorchester who sit across from me and bitch at me all day by saying I post on RttP too much.

you're no michael keaton sir

i wanna quit my job so bad right now. these people are pissing me off to no end

I want to co-own a bar/venue.

Think, idiots! Don't constantly ask me the proper direction to wipe your ass.

One line cannot possibly contain the bitchness of my job.

10100110101010101010101010101010101011110111010101110110100010101001001010101011001011010101010101010001010101010...2? wtf!

this was my first actual Laugh Out Loud moment all day.

i guess i just dont like wearing shirt+tie/suits.

oh, woops, lawyers suck too... thats it.

STOP SPENDING MONEY YOU DONT HAVE AND THEN COMPLAINING WHEN WE CHARGE YOU FOR IT.

Can you get me those TPS reports asap? M'kay?

Stupid fucking clients, if you complain again to me for mistakes that YOU made, I swear to God I will shovel hot tar into your mouths.

boring, repetitive

I water plants.

Fuck people who ask me to make wraps.

make me a wrap bitch

white or wheat?

white pweeeez

RACIST

My paycheck sucks due to readily available immigrants via the temp services that will gladly do my job for 5 bucks an hour less.

What is the point of low-salt bologna?

what's the point of bologna?

mechanically seperated chicken....ohhh

anyone want to hire an alcoholic racist for more than 10 fucking dollaaaaaars an hour?

Fat corporate assholes above me, Dale Earnhardt decor around me, oh what a day.

i like my job

its a fucking job...

I can't convince this slampig to fuck me

Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews and more Jews; driving a cab in Newton, OY VEY!

NO CANOPENER

Wake up @5:30am, work 9hr day in a loud dirty CNC dungeon.

Retail Management sucks; only 2 holidays off per year (Xmas/Thanksgiving), up every day at 4am, work every Sunday, 6 days a week in December

oh ya, all that and you work dealing with the public too... yeesh

rules broken = thread closed

im sick of cooking top of the line food for rich people that still complain aabout it when its fit for a king.

LISA NEEDS BRACES, DENTAL PLAN

I'm glad you managed to kill your hamster within a day of buying it, but I really don't want to exchange it for a live one because I know you'll kill that one too.

Eat lots of beans and make them complain about your gas.

win

It's just a dream Bender, theres no such thing as 2.

Talk to your caseworker.

I can get fired for talking about my job on the internet/ cannot post on certain web sites anymore, plus the big boss hates me.

change that, i hate not getting paid for a fucking month, but today's check should be worth it?

One word: non-existent.

i think i'm going to take the job as a butcher for 10.50 an hour.
i had an interview yesterday. he said it was mine if i wanted it.
at this point, i think i'm going to have to take it. just don't order
the "ground chuck" alright?

10.50 an hour? For a butcher position, or meat clerk? Meat cutters at Stop & Shop make like 20 an hour. You've got to do an apprenticeship to be a cutter though. It's not the most glamorous job in the world but it's good honest work. Hope it works out for you.

I don't have one; need one.

its work.

thanks dude.
all he said was i'll be cutting meat. haha. i asked for 13 but he could only give me 10.50 i've never butcher'd before but i've worked in the kitchen before cutting with knives. they can only give me up to 30 hours also. shitty. i'll probably get a second job too. it sucks knowing i was making 20 bucks an hour just months ago. this is why it's taking me so long to find a job. no one will budge. 10 bucks is the going rate.

most people who get tattoos are retarded and i have to be totaly fake to get along and its very draining and annoying.

STOP FUCKING CALLING.

I can't complain, cause I don't work.

i deal rich snobby soccer moms from the south shore with fuzzy hair spending their husbands hard earned money on their wretched attempt to look 20 again.

that irritates me so much. i work with this pickled alcoholic woman who does anything and everything to be part of the latest trends that her daughter is part of. the hair, clothes, everything.

its like someone gave an over tanned alligator nice clothes and hair.

i am going to Sikkim to start an educational schoolyard farm to feed the school...cant complain!

I've only been here a couple weeks so I don't dread waking up in the morning just yet. But it does suck I can't get fucked up at my desk. Being sober is like the worst fucking feeling in the world.

fuck I thought you fixed this shit rev.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Was getting a piece down at Renaissance from Kevin one night, and I hear Andrew ranting in the front room: "Another goddamn tribal armband! I'm gonna put up a sign in the front window, 'Tribal armbands are wicked gay!'"

LOL

i had two tattoos done at Renaissance. i think his name was Bob, but i could be mistaken, as it was 10 years ago.

dude sick tribal

sweet you should start passing out my number to them.

Soccer mommms GIGGITTY GIGGITTY

I don't want to fall off a roof.

PAY YOUR BLOODY BILLS YOU DEBTOR LOSERS! HUMAN ROBOTS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!

How the fuck was I supposed to know you like your prosciutto paper thin and with sheets separating every fucking slice?

I'm gonna pretend I still work at a bakery:

Oh you want a bagel? THERE'RE 30 DIFFERENT KINDS OF FUCKING BAGELS.

i called into work yesterday. it was amazing...

I don't have one. :(

"If you dont come into work tomorrow... then dont bother coming in on Monday"

-"WOOHOO! FOUR DAY WEEKNEND!"

i'm still debating on going in tomorrow? i can't get over the fact that i'll be working 8 hours and not even bringing home 100 bucks for it. yeah, i guess it's better than nothing but... fuck.

people do that at the deli

"yeah I'll have the turkey breast"

not only do they not tell you what kind they don't tell you how much

one line?
"at least I have a dental plan since lisa seems to need braces."

"i wish it were in a different city"

nice correct grammar

let me answer for dwyer: a what?

I'm really sick of working for incompetent assholes who think their job is the epitome of their life.

spend money to make money

I need more customers.

it stinks and i dont like it


linger longerrrr

my boss is french and has tribal tattoos

starting my new job in about an hour and a half. wish i was more enthusiastic about it but whatever.