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returntothepit >> discuss >> Hot guys by succubus on Aug 20,2008 10:18am
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 10:18am
how old am i? 16? no not at all, but the girls I work with have a list going where you list a hottie

this is for the other 3 or 4 females here...
i know the dudes make these threads with pics...but i'm at work and don't have time for that..

~~~
let's see how quickly it dies..

hahah





toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 10:20am
oops forgot to list names:

(not in any order)

~Christian Bale
~David Duchovney
~Jason Lewis
~Ethan Hawke
~Joaquin Phoenix
~James Franco



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 10:21am
~Johnny Depp



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2008 10:27am
that reads like a list of people that I pray every night to an uncaring God that I never look like.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 10:30am
that reminds me ~John Krasinski



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Aug 20,2008 10:42am
succubus said[orig][quote]
~John Dwyer


Aww, how sweet!






toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 10:54am
-james bond (any actor is fine.. mostly the character himself)
-jhonny depp
-joaquin phoeniz
-nick mincolla
-ryan reynolds
-elvis presley
-jake gyllenhaal
-anthony schrader (haha)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 10:58am
yay someone else is playing =)
~Jeremy Sisto
~Ashton Kutcher
~Luke Wilson
~Ralph Fiennes
~Ryan Gosling




toggletoggle post by MassOfSlitz nli at Aug 20,2008 11:01am
This guy does it for me sometimes.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 11:02am
~Brian Peppers



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 11:03am



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 11:05am
~adrian brody



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:06am
~ Rock Hudson



toggletoggle post by MassOfSlitz nli at Aug 20,2008 11:06am
He's ok too.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 11:08am
~Goatse man



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:08am
ashton kut.. seriously?? blegh.



if devendra banhart showed up at my door like this singing mama wolf with his coffee breath.. id be putty.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:12am
~ Elton John



toggletoggle post by c.DeAd at Aug 20,2008 11:12am
God I luv the kawk.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:12am
all jim sturgess.. but mostly in across the universe.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 11:13am
Weiners are pretty rad.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:13am
~ Liberace



toggletoggle post by MassOfSlitz nli at Aug 20,2008 11:13am



toggletoggle post by duanegoldstein at Aug 20,2008 11:14am
Im surprised No...

-David Bowie?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:14am
~ Freddy Mercury



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:16am
MassOfSlitz%20nli said[orig][quote]


gross.. who is this creeper?



toggletoggle post by MassOfSlitz nli at Aug 20,2008 11:17am
The creepier and the redder the better! Josh Homme.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:17am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
~ Freddy Mercury




toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Aug 20,2008 11:18am
for a second there i thought this was going to be an add for your niece...
lol guess not.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:20am
~ Tony Perkins



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:20am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
~ Freddy Mercury



Best part is... that dude is INDIAN.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2008 11:20am
carina's most successful thread in many-a-year



toggletoggle post by duanegoldstein at Aug 20,2008 11:21am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
~ Freddy Mercury


Damn!!! LOLZ-city!!!



toggletoggle post by duanegoldstein at Aug 20,2008 11:23am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
carina's most successful thread in many-a-year
Yeah, well mine was hating on ketchup, this forum is the shit.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 11:24am
An Ad for my niece? She has too many boys after her already...



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:31am
duanegoldstein said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
carina's most successful thread in many-a-year
this forum is the shit.


Agreed.

and

Carina++



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:32am
mmm native americans..



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:33am
MassOfSlitz%20nli said[orig][quote]
The creepier and the redder the better! Josh Homme.


if this is in reference to red heads... fucking vile. the only thing worse than red heads is the blond redheads...



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:33am
dots not feathers, in this case!



toggletoggle post by mOe  at Aug 20,2008 11:34am
man, elle's a maniac



toggletoggle post by MassOfSlitz nli at Aug 20,2008 11:36am
Vile for you, delish for me. Not all are hawt... Only the ones that let me give them blowjobs or have their babies. yuck yuck yuck



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:38am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
the only thing worse than red heads is the blond redheads...


Isn't red-headedness a leftover trait from neanderthals?




toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:38am



toggletoggle post by MassOfSlitz nli at Aug 20,2008 11:38am
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
the only thing worse than red heads is the blond redheads...


Isn't red-headedness a leftover trait from neanderthals?


VIKINGS! ALL RED HEADS ARE VIKING SPAWN! Silly.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 11:40am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]

bennyhillifier


girl looks syriac or arab, possibly wopitalian



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Aug 20,2008 11:40am
Robert G. Goulet.




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 11:44am
YOU WOULDNT HIRE A CLOWN TO FIX A LEAK IN THE JOHN



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:44am
somehow i found this song by clicking links from flashdance

and now im stoked.


bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 11:45am
Yay this thead brought back Mass!!!
woooo
and yeah elle Ashton is my dirty little (not anymore) secret) lol

~Keanu Reeves
~Kevin Bacon
~Timothy Olyphant
~Thomas Jane



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Aug 20,2008 11:48am
is this thread secretly titled "a list of horrible actors"?



toggletoggle post by anon at Aug 20,2008 11:48am
WILL ARNETT 4EVA



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:50am
i hate kevin bacon as much as i hate bono.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 11:51am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
-james muthafuckin brolin!



FIX'D.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 11:51am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
is this thread secretly titled "a list of horrible actors"?


No, because I poasted Charles Nelson Reilly.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 11:53am
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
is this thread secretly titled "a list of horrible actors"?


No, because I poasted Charles Nelson Reilly.


Double no because of Brolin....



bennyhillifier



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 11:55am
nick keeps brolin pics in his pillow cases and i hear heavy breathing from his side of the bed at night.



toggletoggle post by markfuckingrichards  at Aug 20,2008 11:55am
Bea Arthur



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 11:56am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
nick keeps brolin pics in his pillow cases and i hear heavy breathing from his side of the bed at night.


"i learned it from you alright? i learned it from you."



toggletoggle post by Seth at Aug 20,2008 12:02pm
I dont see the Rev in there or is this a list of your coworkers!!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 12:03pm
Carina works at Entertainment Tonight, apparently.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 12:06pm
hahaha



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Aug 20,2008 12:09pm
Wow, Nick. We have remarkably similar taste in men. Brolin is a fucking dreamboat. A total frickin pleasurecraft. These broads ain't got a clue with their hemmin' and hawin' over niggaz like Joaquin Phoenix with his cleft-palate lookin maw! Pish-posh, ladies, pish-posh.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Aug 20,2008 12:20pm
LMAO @ richhorror
booo Goat!!!

~Luke Wilson
~Sean Farris
~Wentworth Miller
~Milo Ventimiglia
~Oliver Hudson



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 12:22pm
WENTWORTH MILLER.. MMMHMMM

what does that say about nick if i have bad taste..? hah



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 12:23pm
your list is too long. you need to shorten it up a bit.
~danny devito
~gary coleman
~minime
~Danny Devito



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 12:33pm
~ John McCain



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 12:37pm
anyone ever notice John McCain's sagging cheeks? wtf?



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 12:38pm
i hope your talking about his jowels and not his auss cheeks you southern fried kook.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 12:39pm
his jowels, yes.
but southern fried kook? nope.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Aug 20,2008 12:41pm



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 12:45pm
aril said[orig][quote]
his jowels, yes.
but southern fried kook? nope.


sorry brotha..thought you was KKKONSERVATIONIST for a sec.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 12:47pm
i am



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 12:48pm edited Aug 20,2008 12:48pm
I'm sorry, I thought you (KKKOLOSTOMY) were a lesbian acoustic songwriter with a new track about the poignant sensations of loss compared to a fresh spring day.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 12:52pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
I'm sorry, I thought you (KKKOLOSTOMY) were a lesbian acoustic songwriter with a new track about the poignant sensations of loss compared to a fresh spring day.


welllllllllll sorta, i write jingles for summers eve.

and for the record, usually you're pretty awesome but as of late you have gotten kinda predictable.



toggletoggle post by aril at Aug 20,2008 12:53pm
~bob barker



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 12:55pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
and for the record, usually you're pretty awesome but as of late you have gotten kinda predictable.


I need to use performance-enhancing drugs.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 12:55pm
pack up the pipe, bomb, dildo.



toggletoggle post by scmfck at Aug 20,2008 12:59pm
ha this guy




toggletoggle post by scmfck at Aug 20,2008 1:00pm
notice the gansett tall boy in hand, very classy



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 1:04pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
up the pipe


Leads to AIDS.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Aug 20,2008 1:13pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
YOU WOULDNT HIRE A CLOWN TO FIX A LEAK IN THE JOHN


That's right, his middle name is "G." Know why? 'Cause he's straight gangsta.

TO THE HONEYS GETTIN' MONEY, PLAYING NIGGAS JUST LIKE DUMMIES



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 20,2008 1:14pm
Conservationist said[orig][quote]
~ Freddy Mercury
i'm listening to queen right now. what a dreamboat.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 20,2008 1:17pm
aril said[orig][quote]
~Brian Peppers
so hot



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Aug 20,2008 1:17pm
THROW YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A PLAYA



toggletoggle post by deathchick   at Aug 20,2008 1:20pm
men in spikes and loin cloths



toggletoggle post by lbpvdnli at Aug 20,2008 1:21pm



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 1:24pm
EASTWOOD IN HIS PRIME.

ID FUCK HIM. YESHOMO.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Aug 20,2008 2:36pm
No to so much of this.

Toshiro Mifune
Common
Lawrence Fishburn (Boyz n the Hood days before his head got huge)
Ed Norton (only in AHX/Only with his chinless chin concealed)
Harrison Ford
LL Cool J



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 2:37pm
LOL FAG



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 2:39pm


SEXXXORZ!



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at Aug 20,2008 2:39pm
Bucca DiFaggocini



toggletoggle post by lady_czerach  at Aug 20,2008 2:44pm


Yum.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 2:46pm
ZJD said[orig][quote]
Bucca DiFAGGOTcini



toggletoggle post by anon at Aug 20,2008 2:52pm
um hi, early 90's mike patton, ftw.



toggletoggle post by lady_czerach  at Aug 20,2008 3:05pm



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Aug 20,2008 3:07pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
MassOfSlitz%20nli said[orig][quote]
The creepier and the redder the better! Josh Homme.


if this is in reference to red heads... fucking vile. the only thing worse than red heads is the blond redheads...


I happen to resemble that remark. I have the reddest of red hair and beard. if I wanted to mean i could just say JEW NOSE!!!

but i'm not into being mean



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 3:30pm
haha. idiot.

BIG NOSE = JEW?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 3:31pm
I wish I still had the link on the types of red hair found in honkeys. It was interesting to see the divergent origins.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Aug 20,2008 3:49pm
y_ddraig_goch said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
MassOfSlitz%20nli said[orig][quote]
The creepier and the redder the better! Josh Homme.


if this is in reference to red heads... fucking vile. the only thing worse than red heads is the blond redheads...


I happen to resemble that remark. I have the reddest of red hair and beard. if I wanted to mean i could just say JEW NOSE!!!

but i'm not into being mean


she wasn't referencing you directly with her remark.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 3:49pm
y_ddraig_goch said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
MassOfSlitz%20nli said[orig][quote]
The creepier and the redder the better! Josh Homme.


if this is in reference to red heads... fucking vile. the only thing worse than red heads is the blond redheads...


I happen to resemble that remark. I have the reddest of red hair and beard. if I wanted to mean i could just say JEW NOSE!!!

but i'm not into being mean


i aint a jew.. its an italian nose.. and im aware of how horrid it is. thankfully i could drop 5 grand ot fix it if i wished.. but im def comfortable enough with the way that i look that i dont need to. dont be so defensive about the red hair.. im sure youre a strapping young fella.. but theres someone out there for all of us.. and that someone for me has dark hair.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 3:50pm
FEELINGS FEST 2K8



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 3:52pm edited Aug 20,2008 3:53pm
what do you expect with a thread about hot guys and a message board full of fugly ones??? *awaits the hateful responses*

hah turds..



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 3:53pm
You date one of the fuglies, big nose.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 3:54pm
hahaha. funny coming from you rich.



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Aug 20,2008 3:55pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
its an italian nose.. and im aware of how horrid it is.


Semitic influence on Europeans has produced giant noses in Southern Europe, the UK and the Pyrrennees region. It's not automatically entry into the world banking conspiracy (?) to have a large nose.

I also dunno if it's necessarily "horrid."




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 3:55pm
You're the one that said it was full of fuglies.



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 3:58pm
QED



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 4:00pm
COME BACK WHEN IT'S TIME TO DISCUSS THE BAKING OF DELICIOUS CAKES, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Aug 20,2008 4:03pm
RichHorror said[orig][quote]
QED


quod erat demonstratum?




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Aug 20,2008 4:04pm
THE GREAT PROPHET ZARQUON



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Aug 20,2008 4:12pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
y_ddraig_goch said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
MassOfSlitz%20nli said[orig][quote]
The creepier and the redder the better! Josh Homme.


if this is in reference to red heads... fucking vile. the only thing worse than red heads is the blond redheads...


I happen to resemble that remark. I have the reddest of red hair and beard. if I wanted to mean i could just say JEW NOSE!!!

but i'm not into being mean


i aint a jew.. its an italian nose.. and im aware of how horrid it is. thankfully i could drop 5 grand ot fix it if i wished.. but im def comfortable enough with the way that i look that i dont need to. dont be so defensive about the red hair.. im sure youre a strapping young fella.. but theres someone out there for all of us.. and that someone for me has dark hair.



Hahah I wasn't insulting it anyways. You're pretty lass even if you are EYEtalian. And by the way, me noni was a guinea too...and the thing about plastic surgery, you wouldn't be posting here if you believed in cosmetic surgery. and dark hair, that's about 90 percent of the world hahah, so you got some pretty good pickings



toggletoggle post by shannon at Aug 20,2008 6:36pm
<img src="http://a260.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/38/l_fb4c7c1abaa228004902e8b5a9f1bff3.jpg">



toggletoggle post by fleshfries at Aug 20,2008 6:38pm



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at Aug 20,2008 6:51pm
lady_czerach said[orig][quote]





who is that? she is HOT!



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Aug 20,2008 7:31pm
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
what do you expect with a thread about hot guys and a message board full of fugly ones??? *awaits the hateful responses*

hah turds..


Can't argue there. We suck. Hell, I don't even have hair anymore.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Aug 20,2008 7:58pm
hair doesnt matter.. just beards.



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Aug 21,2008 12:26am
The entire Olympic gymnastic team of pretty much any country.

Except China.



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Aug 21,2008 12:32am



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