Imagine if I fisted somebody. that would be fuckin' brutal.

You know what they say about big hands?

BIG GLOVES

this is what I used to say when I was trippy

It takes lsd to turn a normal person into me.

pix or....

I will tko your uterus bitch

palm a basketball, post pix or it didn't happn'

thank you for calling me normal!

i have giant mitts... just normal length finger. fisting a broad is not an option.

Ham Hands Dave?

you lookin to get fisted, buddy?


i think I'm gonna make a craigslist ad just to see if any hot bitches feel like getting sledgehammered in the ovaries with my oversized mitts.

i cant even put myself in the shoes of a broad whos into that. shredding blegh.

No, I'm good thanks. I was making a reference to Ham Hands Bill, the guy on Stern who did a skit about Robin's molesting father. Good luck in your fisting quest.

i too have gigantic gangly hands.

"Carl, what happened to your hands?"

"yeah i know they're very big"

DaveFromTheGrave's handshake is a force to be reckoned with

complete with goof fingers

i have size 14 and a half shoes... big socks..

I dated a girl that asked me to get in there with the fist.. i said "ummm, what?" and when she asked again i tried, i just couldnt bring myself to shove my six inch wide hands in there when i was about to stick my cock in her.. what fun would that be?

I HAS HUGE GLANDS.

au contraire, i only have 1.

fuckin' a right it is

not to be a dick, dave, but there was a time not too long ago when i would go to great lengths to avoid your crippling shakes before playing shows.

i like that we seig heil each other now

I find a rubber glove works better than a shoe, but whatever works for you.