12pm-11pm. fuuuuck! i love when people call out sick. all i can do is think of the pay check.

praise a dicks

You didn't miss anything dave, I just jerked off like.. alot.




Like.. too much.








I don't feel good.

after five times dick starts looking and feeling like a character from hellraiser

i mean. . . .

fuck it

me too. fuck it. fuck it.

Hey man I just got back from my "job" right now.
but i get no overtime...
Its a great feeling huh?

thank god i got the over time. i also did a bunch of stupid shit in spite. i hope it doesnt come back to bite me on the ass. if it does. oh well.. its a dead end gas station job. i can just hop over to the next dead end job

LOL@AMERICAN DREAM

"You call this the land of milk and honey? Well down here, it stinks funny."

-Ludvig Borga 1993 RIP