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returntothepit >> discuss >> Waking up to a clogged toilet unappreciation by Joshtruction on Jun 6,2008 3:17pm
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toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 3:17pm
I want to kill what ever roomate destroyed the bathroom then took off. Thats just not cool.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2008 3:19pm
oh man that happened to me one time, the person was drunk and attempted to plunge it, and just made a gigantic mess. i woke up to piss and came in to a toilet covered in shit, with the plunger still stuck in the bowl, covered in shit, and a note scrawled on a ripped piece of brown paper bag that said "sorry, i tried to fix it".



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 6,2008 3:20pm
ALL I CAN SMELL IS BABIES



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2008 3:22pm
i guess its better than waking up on a clogged toilet.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 3:22pm
ICP babies?



yeah yeti, this is a terrible feeling. I would have flipped out and been calling people if I had to shit!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2008 3:24pm
FuckIsMySignature said[orig][quote]
i guess its better than waking up on a clogged toilet.


and 1 billion times better than waking up in a clogged toilet.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 6,2008 3:44pm
what about NOT waking up on any toilet



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 6,2008 3:48pm
sausage links = lincoln logs



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 6,2008 3:58pm
The best is not waking up.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 6,2008 4:45pm
Cracklin' Oat Bran.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 6,2008 4:50pm
back in seventh grade i went to summer camp with about 7 other doods from my neighborhood. we used to pull a stunt called "stack'n 'em." This consisted of all 6 of us crapping in the same toilet, one after another. If you were the last dood, it was such a raw deal..councilors would have fits about this...



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 6,2008 4:53pm
Running into a public bathroom and doing the taking-a-shit-in-a-toilet-that-is-already-clogged-and-it-is-a-wicked-emergency-because-you'll-shit-yourself-because-you-ate-taco-bell-and-don't-have-to-clean-it-up is always fun.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 6,2008 4:54pm
you are fearless sir.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 6,2008 4:56pm
Not really, I didn't have much of a choice. Almost didn't make it. It was a photo finish.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 4:58pm
Not having roommates is awesome.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2008 4:59pm
had one yesterday.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 5:01pm
pam said[orig][quote]
Not having roommates is awesome.


yeah I know. grrrrr



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 6,2008 5:02pm
Not having roommates is the best.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 5:02pm
Joshtruction said[orig][quote]
pam said[orig][quote]
Not having roommates is awesome.


yeah I know. grrrrr


I highly recommend it.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 5:05pm
I will no longer have roomates once I get my life back on track, and get my musical project where I want them. I am doing this to save money. I can't wait to just live with my family. We are thinking about moving to NH when the time comes.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 5:09pm
I was going to say "ew why NH" but then I remembered you live in New Bedford, so I understand.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 8,2008 7:39am
So it happens again. This time no attempt to flush, and it's mixed with puke. I am pissed!



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 8,2008 7:39am
pam said[orig][quote]
I was going to say "ew why NH" but then I remembered you live in New Bedford, so I understand.


I live in acushnet now. Rather be in NB at this rate though haha.



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 9,2008 9:49am
Joshtruction said[orig][quote]
So it happens again. This time no attempt to flush, and it's mixed with puke. I am pissed!


Just shit inside it and leave it for someone else.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 9,2008 10:10am
if someone's puke is clogging the toilet, they need to chew better.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 9,2008 11:26am
i dropped a durgan last night that was shaped like an S. i dedicated it to my daughter skye. S for skye.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 9,2008 11:30am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
if someone's puke is clogging the toilet, they need to chew better.


or take some fiber tablets



toggletoggle post by metal_church101  at Jun 9,2008 11:38am
Or eat taco bell. That'll clean out the colon.



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