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returntothepit >> discuss >> Who is your favorite RttP poster? by xanonymousx on Jun 4,2008 7:45pm
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toggletoggle post by xanonymousx at Jun 4,2008 7:45pm
i'd do a poll but the list is too long.



toggletoggle post by BOBDEAD at Jun 4,2008 8:02pm
Rich Horror makes me laugh like a muthafuck.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 4,2008 8:04pm
ME!



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 4,2008 8:55pm
chillywillywongaface, currently.



toggletoggle post by Martins   at Jun 4,2008 9:03pm
For the record, it's most definitely MSD.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2008 9:25pm
currently, DYA.
overall, DOM, rustedangel, and Ryan_M (cd reviewing like a mother fucker)



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 4,2008 9:30pm
If anyone votes for anyone other then mikeXmike then you'll get destroyed.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Jun 4,2008 10:00pm
blackmetallady



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 4,2008 10:02pm
NIGGER



toggletoggle post by goatcatalyst   at Jun 4,2008 10:06pm
nigger has been slacking lately, but he's got my vote... though i'm quite fond of jesus the antichrist



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 4,2008 10:07pm
chillywillywongaface by a muthafuckin landslide.

The big 3: DYA, MSD, RH... Rich Horror.

I think Yeti, and DrewBlood are the Eddie House, and Leon Powe of the board. And probably more.



toggletoggle post by The Revealer at Jun 4,2008 10:16pm
I dug iFuck for the 5 minutes he was around.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jun 4,2008 10:27pm
XmikeX is one of my favorites. It's good to see a Metal guy know as much about sports as he does music.

Mark Effing Richards is an awesome dude too.



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 4,2008 10:29pm
Dreadkill is the James Posey of the Board
Mark Richards is Tony Allen



toggletoggle post by My_dying_bride at Jun 4,2008 10:46pm
radical dirt biker



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 4,2008 11:03pm edited Jun 4,2008 11:03pm
Chillywillywongface and blackmetallady in a dead heat for favorite, with THE REAL JOE CHRISTIANNI picking up the lifetime achievement award.

Posters that are both real and intentionally funny are overrated.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 4,2008 11:03pm
your mother.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 4,2008 11:03pm
Rat Mowe + Rich Horror > Rich Horror



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 5,2008 12:05am
My_dying_bride said[orig][quote]
radical dirt biker


Backed.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 5,2008 12:05am
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
your mother.


Eliot?



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 5,2008 12:06am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
Rat Mowe + Rich Horror > Rich Horror


Those were indeed the days.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood@Work at Jun 5,2008 5:11am
i really miss the blackmetallady vs everyone feud. as far as pure lolz per post i'd have to go with xmikex. best overall threads would be msd. and most on point would be a tie between NIGGER and rich horror.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Jun 5,2008 6:02am
Drew, Nina is sweating you big time!



She's the pretty one.



toggletoggle post by archaeon at Jun 5,2008 7:08am
So shes not in the picture?



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 5,2008 7:46am edited Jun 5,2008 7:50am
RDB. hands down.



toggletoggle post by powerkok   at Jun 5,2008 7:51am
archaeon said[orig][quote]
So shes not in the picture?


Hahaha right?
woofx3



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 5,2008 8:29am
Not Pictured: An Attractive Woman.



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 5,2008 8:33am
Brown Paper Bag : 36 cents.

15 Heinekens : 75 bucks-ISH.

Punishing Horrendous Cheeks for a Few Hours: Priceless?




toggletoggle post by largefreakatzero at Jun 5,2008 8:48am
archaeon said[orig][quote]
So shes not in the picture?



Ouch! Pwnage.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 5,2008 9:38am
aril



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at Jun 5,2008 10:38am
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Drew, Nina is sweating you big time!



She's the pretty one.


Where?



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Jun 5,2008 11:21am
I'd toss it in lefty.



toggletoggle post by Kadooganucleus at Jun 5,2008 11:31am
I'd toss it in all 3 at the same time, with my three-headed cock.



toggletoggle post by yummy at Jun 5,2008 7:58pm
I'm goin with the dude.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at Jun 5,2008 8:02pm
ConquerTheBaphomet said[orig][quote]
AUTOPSY_666 said[orig][quote]
Drew, Nina is sweating you big time!



She's the pretty one.


Where?


Wow....what a pig festival.



toggletoggle post by SW at Jun 5,2008 8:26pm
i enjoy kadoogan's comics.



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Jun 5,2008 8:38pm
To quote Josh Martin: "If you aren't your favorite poster you shouldn't bother posting."



toggletoggle post by brad weymouth at Jun 5,2008 9:44pm
i miss Joe NotCommon and Beakey



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2008 10:17pm
lot of great posters from the past...
*tips 40 on the ground*



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2008 10:19pm
what a dying forum.



toggletoggle post by Nobody_Cares at Jun 5,2008 11:40pm
I've looked at this site daily for years now. Never really posted much, I guess its entertaining enough to come back to all the time. Most productive would be MSD, the name sums it up. Loved the blackmetallady stuff, the Wretched Asylum tales, and the Christianni saga was ruthless. Funniest and most absurd, Radical Dirt Biker. NIGGER comes correct with the whitey hating. You have to say Rev, he's the monarch.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 5,2008 11:51pm
you spelled moronic wrong.



toggletoggle post by ellesarusrex  at Jun 6,2008 12:05am
Niccolai said[orig][quote]
ellesarusrex said[orig][quote]
your mother.


Eliot?


i def thought i saw the resemblance



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 6,2008 12:10am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
what a dying forum.



toggletoggle post by tomxnli at Jun 6,2008 12:26am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
what a dying forum.



toggletoggle post by Joshtruction   at Jun 6,2008 12:28am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
what a dying forum.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 6,2008 12:33am
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Dreadkill is the James Posey of the Board


i'm honored. posey is awesome.



toggletoggle post by BSV at Jun 6,2008 1:45am
brad%20weymouth said[orig][quote]
i miss Joe NotCommon and Beakey



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 6,2008 11:29am
Here's the official RTTP Dream Team

Rich Horror as Charles Barkley
DYA as Larry Bird
MSD as Michael Jordan
Yeti as Clyde Drexler
Dreadkill as Patrick Ewing
Tomx as Magic Johnson
Drew as Karl Malone
Thuringwethil as Chris Mullin
Nick Dysentery as Scottie Pippen
Kadoogan as David Robinson
Rusted Angel as John Stockton

and the Rev as fat Chuck Daly.
Carina can be... Lenny Wilkins. The rest of you can fight to be Christian Laettner.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 11:30am
DFTG



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 6,2008 11:31am
DYA looks more like Dino Radja than Larry Bird.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 11:35am
DYA is made of awesome.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 6,2008 11:36am
I used to think the same thing until I smelt his Indian Food farts that take place during our band's practice.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 11:37am
DYA and I have managed to successfully avoid meeting in person for years.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 6,2008 11:43am
I'm sure you'll meet DYA (closest thing to Jesus Christ himself, of course) now that our bands playing shows.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 6,2008 11:46am
Similarities with DYA and Jesus:

-Both are really good with woodworking.
-Both have the ability to turn water into alcohol. (DYA turns it into beer)
-DYA enjoys fine cuisine - specifically Middle Eastern food
-I saw DYA walk on water once to grab a floating beer
-DYA can cure diseases with his touch.



toggletoggle post by Kadooganucleus at Jun 6,2008 12:01pm
Fuckin a', I'll be David Robinson. I used to pick him and whoever-he-was-with on NBA Jam all the time.



toggletoggle post by RustyPS  at Jun 6,2008 12:20pm
Kadooganucleus said[orig][quote]
Fuckin a', I'll be David Robinson. I used to pick him and whoever-he-was-with on NBA Jam all the time.

That'd be Sean Elliot, if my memory serves me.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 6,2008 12:46pm
when DYA throws a d20 it measures on the Richter scale.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 6,2008 12:49pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Here's the official RTTP Dream Team

Rich Horror as Charles Barkley
DYA as Larry Bird
MSD as Michael Jordan
Yeti as Clyde Drexler
Dreadkill as Patrick Ewing
Tomx as Magic Johnson
Drew as Karl Malone
Thuringwethil as Chris Mullin
Nick Dysentery as Scottie Pippen
Kadoogan as David Robinson
Rusted Angel as John Stockton

and the Rev as fat Chuck Daly.
Carina can be... Lenny Wilkins. The rest of you can fight to be Christian Laettner.


I guess that makes me Scalabrine :(



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Jun 6,2008 12:58pm edited Jun 6,2008 12:59pm
a rare but true lol.



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 6,2008 1:16pm
on NBA Tournament Edition you could play as Hillary Clinton.



toggletoggle post by DYA / NLI at Jun 6,2008 1:21pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]

DYA as Larry Bird


*insert French Lick joke*

pam said[orig][quote]
DYA and I have managed to successfully avoid meeting in person for years.


LIES. We met briefly outside Funtroll, only you were as drunk as I should've been and therefore forgot.

aril said[orig][quote]
Similarities with DYA and Jesus:

-Both have the ability to turn water into alcohol. (DYA turns it into beer)


I have to object, here - I actually turn beer into water, and at an alarming rate.

Yeti said[orig][quote]
when DYA throws a d20 it measures on the Richter scale.


Well, yeah, that's true.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 6,2008 4:14pm
You know as soon as I posted that I thought "I bet I did meet him at some point but was too drunk to remember".




toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 6,2008 4:16pm
GREAT STORY



toggletoggle post by aril at Jun 6,2008 4:17pm
the first time I met DYA, he had a kegerator. a KEGERATOR.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 6,2008 4:38pm
I also drive an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 6,2008 5:16pm
human skulls full of semen.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 6,2008 7:24pm
xmikex said[orig][quote]
Here's the official RTTP Dream Team

Rich Horror as Charles Barkley
DYA as Larry Bird
MSD as Michael Jordan
Yeti as Clyde Drexler
Dreadkill as Patrick Ewing
Tomx as Magic Johnson
Drew as Karl Malone
Thuringwethil as Chris Mullin
Nick Dysentery as Scottie Pippen
Kadoogan as David Robinson
Rusted Angel as John Stockton

and the Rev as fat Chuck Daly.
Carina can be... Lenny Wilkins. The rest of you can fight to be Christian Laettner.


nice. i love ewing and his huge snookerholes. i heard rumors that giuliani had planned to route a duck boat championship parade through ewing's nose if the knicks had been able to stop hakeem and the rockets in game 7.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Jun 6,2008 7:29pm
i am the ewing of this board, but the alaa abdelnaby of real life.



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