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returntothepit >> discuss >> WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK by DeOdiumMortis on Jan 30,2004 6:56pm
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toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 30,2004 6:56pm
I go to look up something about ATHF...
#1. (Breaking News!) Toyzz.com aquires Aqua Teen Hunger Force Web site ATHF.com!
Toyzz.com has just aquired the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Web site ATHF.com and it is now a Toyzz.com company!
We are looking forward to offering all of you Aqua Teen fanatics the lowest prices on the hardest-to-find Aqua Teen toys and collectibles in our Toyzz.com Aqua Teen Hunger Force Superstore!

Useful website GONE for sake of selling foam-filled fabric SHIT (they have Mr. Hanky crap so this is literal as well as figurative).

#2.











Apparently you need big titties to sell toys these days. FUCK commerce.

...Okay they sub-domained ATHF.com. I'm still pissed off though. Fuckedy fuck fuck.



toggletoggle post by Terence   at Jan 30,2004 7:13pm
Chloe Vevrier a supermodel?? I got porns with that bitch in em, shes just a Score magazine regular...and Taylor Wayne??? Jesus Christ she stopped porn back in 1990. She must be close to 50! These skanks best thank the lord for airbrushing!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 30,2004 9:58pm
And for sleazy toy venders.



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 30,2004 10:52pm
you know what they say. sex sells



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 30,2004 11:01pm
Kalopsia said:
sex sells


That's the problem. Sex sells sex: ie porn, hookers, underwear, that's fine with me. But retarded toys? that's just pathetic. If I ever see big tittied naked women in Pampers' ads I'm going to start shooting people.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 30,2004 11:07pm
hahahahahaha

heh


hehe


heh

yeah retarded



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 30,2004 11:08pm
i'd buy the toys if the models came with it



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 30,2004 11:13pm
gross



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 31,2004 1:18am
kalopsia, me too. and then I would make them do things like run and get me food or mix me drinks. hey.. I already got big tittied mamma to do that, yeah me!

wtf is between her boobs?



toggletoggle post by Kalopsia   at Jan 31,2004 1:27am
1st girl: i'd totally bang her
2nd girl: boobs are WAYYYYY too big (yes that is possible) no thanks
3rd girl: oooo what i'd do to her
4th girl: look at third girl
5th girl: that's the 2nd girl, damned bitch, get a boob reduction
6th girl: she must be great in bed. only one way to find out
7th girl: definately a bimbo, so she must give great head
8th girl: her face is scaring the fuck out of me
9th girl: it looks like a painting. disqualified
10th girl: that's the 6th girl. ALLRIGHT!!!!



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 31,2004 1:45am
it's an exclamation point between her boobs. they've
been streteched out.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 31,2004 1:45am
PS - first chick... brown lip liner and lip gloss = ick.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 31,2004 11:08am edited Jan 31,2004 11:09am
the_reverend said:
kalopsia, me too. and then I would make them do things like run and get me food or mix me drinks. hey.. I already got big tittied mamma to do that, yeah me!


heyyy
you are lucky i didn't read that while i was doing those things last night!
hah

seriously though, get a skinny girl, give her implants put a ton of make up on them..and voila..most men think they are hot...(I didn't say all)
if these girls didn't have as much make up..i think it would looks better..i still think gross for the most part (no that's not jealousy)


if i go to even put eyeshadow on my bf yells at me..damn guys




toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 31,2004 7:32pm
i wonder how many bottles of foundation it takes
to get that "porn star" look....



toggletoggle post by PilloryDan   at Jan 31,2004 11:59pm
Damn I love BIG TITS I'm sold



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 1,2004 12:12am
I don't know if i should masterbate or buy Mr. Hankey...
AHAHHAHAHAHA I HATE OUR COUNTRY!



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 1,2004 12:23am
Abbath said:
I don't know if i should masterbate or buy Mr. Hankey...
AHAHHAHAHAHA I HATE OUR COUNTRY!


Exactly my point!!



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 1,2004 12:39am
You fucking rule DeOdiumMortis



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 1,2004 2:40am
You earned 28 scene points for agreeing with me.
How's metal doing down on the Cape? A friend of mine around the Hyannis area will hopefully be helping us get down there fairly soon.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 1,2004 2:52am
since he rules... i bumped an appropriate thread



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Feb 1,2004 3:07am
Oh, I get it now. Thanks C.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Feb 1,2004 3:07am
no..thank you for ruling
although these girls are nasty <3



toggletoggle post by Abbath at Feb 1,2004 11:07am
DeOdiumMortis said:
You earned 28 scene points for agreeing with me.
How's metal doing down on the Cape? A friend of mine around the Hyannis area will hopefully be helping us get down there fairly soon.



Metal's like an unspoken word around the cape. It's really sad.... most bands around here love the "mtv punk" music or bands that think Korn's music is "Real." That's why I have high hopes for my band....once we got a few more songs.



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