http://news.excite.com/odd/article/id/3821...ough|01-29-2004::11:06|reuters.html

Jan 29, 10:52 am ET

TAIPEI (Reuters) - The decomposing remains of a 60-tonsperm whale exploded on a busy Taiwan street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours, local newspapers said.
The 56-foot dead whale had been on a truck headed for an autopsy at a university earlier this week, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

The whale had died after it was beached on the southwestern coast of the island.

HOSE GUTS!

ewwwwww

now i'm hungry

i can't even imagine the horrible smell

that poor scooter, it's going to smell like dead entrails for a while

i wonder if it smelled like a giant fart

Hahaha, that definately beats my dead baby in cement block story.

STINKY CACA!

it's in thailand...
so that scooter probably smelled already

good point

yesterday at work we all smelled this horrible smell...skunk like and this guy started telling a story of being "squirted" by one

he said squirted

hahahahha
but the smell was not funny

help me, for i am bored off my ass. i hate working evenings and being alone at home all day while the rest of the world functions normally. i'm getting really sick and tired of day time TV. if it wasn't for RttP, i'd be dead.

what about online shopping?

my hours were cut at work.... not a lotta extra cash right now and i hate when i see something and can't get it just now. it frustrates me.

oh i know what you mean..

sorry dollface =(
what time you goin in at tonight?

you could always play with the one toy santa can't give you....
the xmas that almost wasn't

i have to be somewhere to shadow someone as part of my interview
for this company. not fun. i don't know if i even want the job. i talked
to someone that said i could be working up to 70 hours a week. fuck that.
then, i gotta be at work at 5 and i should be home by 11. sucky sucky
shift. i hate my job and it used to be fun.

i hate whales, they take up way to much space in my oceans

That's a lot of sperm.

stop looking at your face and read the thread

Sorry.

It's ok, i didnt know i had it in me.

Guess we'll know where McDonald's is getting their fish sandwiches from...

that's amazing

hahahahahahaha

ok if you actually read it, it tells you that people gathered around it.. not to see the explosion but to look at its 5 foot penishttp://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

that's a heck of a lot of sperm in that rod.
where's that thing about the ocean being salty from whale sperm?

5 feet? amateur...

whale sperm is good for your skin
i have posted it several times in here

DESCENDENTS!
"welcome to der weinerschnitzel may I take your order please?"

"Yeah I want:
Two large cokes, Two large fries
Chili-cheese dog, large Doctor Pepper
Super deluxe, with cheese and tomato"

"you want whale sperm with that?"

NO!

succubus said:

hahahaha... too bad you can't see it in the picture...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
oh man that reminds me of the taco i ate last night!

whale penis remids you of tacos?

MyDeadDoll said:

awww my little pervert =)

that's me!!!

*gropes MDD again*

woooo!!! just what i needed!!!

MyDeadDoll said:


hmmmm i guess it does....fuck beans.

fuck beans, eh?

for quoting the descendents, you are granted passage to heaven

litacore said:

Someone better write a song about this.

largefreakatzero said:


ill get to work on it.

And the special on the menu at the resturaunt across the street for the next 2 weeks is................. Whale penis with gut soup

didnt this happen alomg time ago?

Either way its funny.

hahaha exploder whale!

this happened a few years ago in the States (California I think). A dead whale had washed up next to a road, and since it was the Highway Patrol's responsibility, they decided to blow it up (what else?). They packed the whale with dynamite, and the explosion showered chunks of meat and blubber on people (and their cars) who thought they were a safe distance away.

There's a video of this floating around somewhere. Also, I think Old Man Gloom wrote a song about it (exploder whale)

http://perp.com/whale/video.html

there it is!