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returntothepit >> discuss >> European Penis vs American Penis by the_reverend on May 2,2008 12:12am
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toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 12:12am
is there any difference? which is better?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 12:14am
Who in your opinion has the best representation of current Penis right now?

Europe or the States?

(im not asking black metal, folk, pagan, mexician, lute, or whetever the fuck else. pretty much only interested in the top 3% of the sick penis from both countries)



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 2,2008 12:18am
Well, I've been told circumcision is a not nearly as standard in Europe. Most European women think American penis is quite exotic and beautiful.

So there's a pro for us.


USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 12:23am
i sleep with these penis's in my transformers pillowcase hoping that i will absorb their penality through osmosis.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 2,2008 12:29am
hahahaha...alright, fantastic



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at May 2,2008 12:35am
They're just pissed that our peni won the war.



toggletoggle post by murph drinks grape drink at May 2,2008 12:57am
Seeing I might be one of the few people on the board (other than Rev) who knows (in the biblical sense) a European woman every night, she loves my American made vein collection and has sent pictures to friends teeming with glee.

Europe has the landscape and the intelligensia, USA has the pelvic power. If it weren't for my pre-pubescent awkwardness in the bedroom, I might have convinced her Americans are the dominant force in the sack. But her pinky finger will never tickle my prostate, so where the dong is fierce, the libido slackens.

MUST BE ALL I CAN BE.



toggletoggle post by Aegathis  at May 2,2008 1:43am
the_reverend said[orig][quote]
i sleep with these penis's in my transformers pillowcase hoping that i will absorb their penality through osmosis.





toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 2,2008 6:36am
i see what you did here.



toggletoggle post by Pires at May 2,2008 1:52pm
corpus_colostomy said[orig][quote]
i see what you did here.


fuck him up!!!

Interwebz warz!!!



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 2,2008 1:54pm
lulz



toggletoggle post by zyklon at May 2,2008 1:55pm
This is gay!



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 2,2008 1:57pm
I'm glad I hadn't noticed the earlier thread and answered this seriously

(sort of)



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 1:59pm
you should have taken posts from the previous thread and put them in here editing them for the dick.



toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at May 2,2008 2:03pm
if I had known...I would have


it would be tacky to start now though



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at May 2,2008 2:20pm
dood Rev, we got/ had John Holmes and now Lexington Steele and Sean Michaels

AMERICAN DICK KILLS EURO DICK ANYDAY OF THE WEEK THAT SHITS SOLID SON



toggletoggle post by Dick Marley at May 2,2008 2:22pm
one world, one dick, folks.



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 2,2008 2:23pm
until the european dicks joined together to form the massive european union...of dicks



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 2,2008 2:23pm
Dick%20Marley said[orig][quote]
one world, one dick, folks.





toggletoggle post by typical japanesse guy at May 2,2008 2:25pm
WHY YOU DICK SO SMALL AMERICA, YOU DICK SO SMALL



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 2,2008 2:35pm
W3%20nli said[orig][quote]
dood Rev, we got/ had John Holmes and now Lexington Steele and Sean Michaels

AMERICAN DICK KILLS EURO DICK ANYDAY OF THE WEEK THAT SHITS SOLID SON


ROCCO SIFFREDI!



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at May 2,2008 2:39pm
i actually had to look that up, LOL i havent that dood in a movie in fuckin forever he used to be all over the place for Vivid movies back in the 90s did he die of aids or something



toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at May 2,2008 2:44pm
jenna love rocco...oldie but a goodie.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at May 2,2008 2:45pm
troooooooooooo

Jenna Loves Bellas will always be my favorite though, that one is so well its just blame old weird



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 2:50pm
it's so hard to understand W3 since he's constantly got a euro-cock in his american mouth.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at May 2,2008 2:51pm
i think youre thinking of yourself there peepeeless



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 2:53pm
my mouth is peepeeless.
your mouth is peepeeful



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at May 2,2008 2:54pm
im gonna my dick in your ear aaron peepeeless



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 3:08pm
no thanks, I would like to stay peepeesless



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 2,2008 3:09pm
i have the distinct feeling you've fought this battle before



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 3:09pm
W3 tries to take on my sword with his butterknife.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at May 2,2008 3:10pm
i uh i clearly have no idea whatchu are talkin aboot



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 2,2008 3:12pm
that's not a knife, that's a spoon



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 3:13pm
wait... there is no spoon.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at May 2,2008 3:13pm
Sacreligion said[orig][quote]
that's not a knife, that's a spoon


i see youve played knifey spoony before



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 2,2008 3:14pm
ooooo.ooooo



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 2,2008 3:15pm
i ain't bendin around no spoons, man



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 2,2008 8:34pm
Are saying that I don't know dick?



toggletoggle post by Sacreligion at May 3,2008 5:36am
i know a dick named dick




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