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returntothepit >> discuss >> FREE CAR~ not a joke! for girls only! by succubus on Jan 27,2004 8:09pm
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toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 27,2004 8:09pm
ok so i won't be getting it...but, if you are interested..


http://losangeles.craigslist.org/ers/23133238.html

Free Toyota Corolla For You! <-- NO JOKE - m4w - 36

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Reply to: anon-23133238@craigslist.org
Date: 2004-01-26, 1:05AM PST



Well, sad but true...My employment is relocating me back to Italy after only 3 weeks in the states. Finally after getting settling in, it's time to leave. For the past week I've been selling everything I've got and it's pretty much come down to my Toyota Corolla and some cheap furniture. I couldn't think of how I could sell the car in 4 days before leaving, and my employment won't ship it over to Europe unfortunately. So here's my proposal:

I will sign over the car to the person that fits the following criteria:
- Female
- Between the ages of 18 and 30
- Nice ass
- White (no asian or black please, for sexual reasons only)

This female must be willing to give me 2 hours of her time in sexual pleasure.

Info on the car:
- Toyota Corolla (Black Finish, 4 Door)
- Full Stereo System (CD Player, Tape, AM/FM Radio, etc)
- Velvety Interior (Is that what that material is called?)
- Drives smooth, I've never had a problem with it.
- Scratch on back-right door, and passenger mirror.

Info on me:
- White, 36 years old
- Kind, nice, sweet, gentle
- Brown hair, brown eyes.

If you are interested please email me with (a) picture(s), information on yourself, and a contact number. The most attractive submittion will receive a phone call from me by Tuesday afternoon. I will be discreet. Thank you and I look forward to hearing from you.






toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 27,2004 8:13pm
Hahahahahah. I'm fat and blonde, does that mean I can't get the deal?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 27,2004 8:23pm
don't think so..yer not female...nor blonde..nor fat...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 27,2004 8:44pm
the best part:
White (no asian or black please, for sexual reasons only)
sigh

all that and he doesn't even tell you the year of the car
hmmm



toggletoggle post by DeOdiumMortis  at Jan 27,2004 8:57pm
Or the mileage.



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 27,2004 9:05pm
Wait, so wouldn't this be considered prostitution (for the girl who goes in on the deal)?



toggletoggle post by Wee...Bink!  at Jan 27,2004 9:15pm
yes sir, yes sir it would.



toggletoggle post by XmikeX at Jan 27,2004 9:33pm
i've got a nice ass and no morals, i'll do it.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 27,2004 9:41pm
I think if the car's got high miles,
he should get a girl with high milage.



toggletoggle post by makelovesohard   at Jan 27,2004 10:36pm
no blacks or asians..

hmm...what if you're only partially black!?

what a tool.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 27,2004 10:41pm
i don't get it either..but the asl pic makes me shudder



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 27,2004 10:42pm
i'm not white, so i guess i'm out.



toggletoggle post by anonymous at Jan 28,2004 11:31am
not for a Corolla... ever lol

seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow)



toggletoggle post by SinPromos at Jan 28,2004 11:32am
not for a Corolla... ever lol

seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow)



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 28,2004 11:35am
i wonder if any girls sent him photos and stuff...



toggletoggle post by Joe/NotCommon   at Jan 28,2004 12:10pm
SinPromos said:
seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow)


maybe, but atleast you got a new car from the deal



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 28,2004 12:11pm
anonymous said:
not for a Corolla... ever lol

seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow)


SinPromos said:
not for a Corolla... ever lol

seriously, this has to be the newest scam or something. That is the most ridiculous thing I've seen today (aside from the Maryland teens trying to get a car out of the snow)


Wha???



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 28,2004 2:40pm
yeah.. what do girls usually get out of sex?
a baby?
a car is much cooler...
but for some reason this reminds me of the old indian saying
"he promised me earrings, but only pierced my ears"



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 28,2004 2:49pm
i bet the guy is fugly



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 28,2004 3:01pm
i think it would have been funny if someone here would have emailed him back with photos and stuff

just to see what he'd say




toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 28,2004 3:08pm
succubus said:
i think it would have been funny if someone here would have emailed him back with photos and stuff

just to see what he'd say



Someone can still do it, 2 days until he leaves.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 28,2004 3:15pm
rev, can we dress you up and send your photos?



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 28,2004 11:03pm
I'm thinking I can send him 3 different e-mails from 3 different domains I own...
now that would be funny



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 28,2004 11:07pm
but who's pic would you send? it's gotta look real..

Jess and i talked about emailing him AS A JOKE and saying he'd get 2 for one bahahaha

but we don't wanna send our pics



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