Come up with a caption for this picture. Here's a couple off the top of my head:
-"How'd you boys like one of those new fangled 'hand' 'jobs'?"
-"I may not be what I used to. But what I lack in age I make up for in saliva"
-"Eisenhower hit it. Why not you?"
post by Kadooganahasapeemapetilon at Apr 28,2008 12:50pm
"Did she invent the handjob?" "No, but she did say she invented the finger up the ass during a blowjob. She's a pioneer. Now who'd like to hear about my STD from the silent film era?"
"Alright... prosthetic hip lubed up... seizure medicine mixed in with apple sauce taken... medic alert bracelet on standby... dentures in glass of water.... I'm good. Let's fuck."