My roommate and neighbor wake me up this morning saying "Hey, get up! That crazy broad you were messin around with a couple weeks ago is here and wicked pissed."
this girl is misery-esque, btw. i've been legitimately fearing for my life the last few days.
My wife got me good one time by having her friend who was pregnent at the time piss on a test and then show me and say suprise im pregnent !!! not too long after the birth of our first son