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returntothepit >> discuss >> H.Y. Empty Orchestra looking for shows for March / April by the_taste_of_cigarettes on Feb 17,2008 12:26pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 17,2008 12:26pm
After months of toiling over what riffs to play, how to play them, and then throwing all that out to start again, we feel we're ready to make our debut.

Heisai Yasokawa's EMPTY ORCHESTRA is looking for shows for Mid/Late March and/or April onward. We're all friendly dudes with a positive attitude and can respect whatever time restraints you give us (hell, our set is only 10 minutes, as it stands, if that). We can set up and tear down quickly.

Get in touch via our myspace www.myspace.com/emptyorchestrama or right here.

We should have 4 songs by then, AND maybe even lyrics!

-N
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Heisai Yasokawa’s EMPTY ORCHESTRA



toggletoggle post by metalguy at Feb 17,2008 5:12pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 18,2008 12:36am
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toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Feb 18,2008 2:47pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 18,2008 10:31pm
PHUCKET



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Feb 19,2008 11:35am
Complete fail.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 19,2008 11:38am
You're a complete fail.

So is your anus.



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Feb 19,2008 11:16pm
As long as you like it!



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 21,2008 12:13am
anus



toggletoggle post by metalguy at Feb 21,2008 11:59pm
the taste of dildos



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at Feb 22,2008 1:48am
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 22,2008 9:32pm
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 25,2008 6:52am
WHOA



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 26,2008 6:53pm
we have two shows for April, none for March. Help us brothas out!

http://www.myspace.com/emptyorchestrama



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 26,2008 7:01pm
house shows would be sick






toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 26,2008 7:09pm
Things you should know before entering the lifestyle

Swinging 101

We define Swinging as, "social and sexual intercourse with someone other than your mate, boyfriend or girlfriend, excepting the traditional one-on-one dating.

Swinging is not the same as swapping, because lots of swingers (men and women) are still single, so no need to swap. A good definition might perhaps be "recreational sex". In summary, swinging is for (mostly) heterosexual people who enjoy sex for its own sake, as opposed to purely within one relationship. Sex as a hobby.

A few important things: first, no one should swing unless they really want to. No one should ever go into it if they are at all uncertain of their own wishes, or of the strength of their emotional relationship with their partner. Swinging can (and often does) strengthen couples' attachment to one another. But equally, it can and does wreck relationships too. If you can't discuss it openly between yourselves or if one partner keeps bringing it up you almost certainly shouldn't go there.

Swingers lifestyle is based upon communication more than any other factor. Swinging couples have an ability to talk openly about there feelings with one another and learning to do that must precede any decision or discussion of entering the Lifestyle.

A good way to start the process with a spouse is to talk about sexual fantasies, particularly those sexual fantasies that involve other people. Once you have established that your fantasies can be more of a source of excitement than a threat, it is much easier to begin talking in terms of bringing those fantasies into the real world.

No matter how you start the communication, it is not generally a good idea to simply blurt out, "Hey, do you want to swing?". Most people who have been in a long term monogamous marriage are going to be taken aback by that approach, and failure is almost assured. It is best to establish the idea over a period of time rather than try to rush.

You can't "swing" without your spouse's knowledge and consent. That isn't swinging. You would be having an affair. Swinging requires two consenting adults who are open to the idea of participating in the lifestyle together. Most swinging couples are not going to have anything to do with someone who is sneaking around on a spouse. Swingers as a group are very proud of the fact that they are open and honest about their sexuality. Cheating is considered to be the antithesis of everything that the swinging lifestyle is about and besides, the swinging community is already assailed by literally millions of solo males looking to get laid.

Your best bet is to work on the communication in your marriage and try talking about the swingers lifestyle some more. Remember, that swinging isn't for every couple. If you can't agree on it, maybe it is not for you.

It is generally not a good idea to swing with friends, unless you met them through swinging: even then, many swingers have a "one-hit" rule, so emotional complications/attractions can't arise.

When you do meet someone you think you might like, be frank about what you like or don't like, and demand the same from the person or people you meet. If you don't like them for any reason, just politely turn them down. If YOU get turned down, don't be offended.. You will be just what someone, somewhere, is looking for. This is ALL about people's right to do absolutely what they like, and nothing they don't like.

Lastly, swingers must be very health conscious. Always practice safe sex and make sure yourself is disease free. Most swingers say they always practice it, but in reality, most probably don't. So there is always some kind of health risk, however careful you are (condoms are no protection against crabs, for instance). It is for you to make your own judgement. But no-one will ever complain if you choose to be super-careful. And it is a fact that sexually-transmitted diseases are far more common among teenagers than among swingers.
Swinging Terms and Acronyms You Should Know

AC/DC - An individual who is bi-sexual.

B & D - Bondage and Discipline.

BDSM - Bondage, discipline, sadomasochism

Back Door - Slang for anal sex.

Bondage - Sexually aroused by being restrained or the subject of corrective treatment. (B&D)

Discipline - Disciplinary actions, which arouse sexual desires, ranging from mild spankings to painful beatings. (B&D)

DP - Double Penetration

Exhibitionism - Sexual need to show the private parts of the body to others.

Fetish - Sexual arousal through the use of objects or devotion to parts of the body, such as feet, fingers, leather, etc.

French - Oral sex.

Greek - Anal intercourse

Hedonist - One who lives only for pleasure.

Off Premise - These are events in which sexual activity is not allowed at the party. If members wish to get together then they leave and go to a hotel room, home, or where ever.

On Premise - These events are usually house parties or private clubs. Sex is allowed in designated areas, such as bedrooms. There are usually safe rooms where sex is not allowed.

Parties - Group swinging with more than one couple. Not to be confused with orgies. Private rooms may be used, but all are under one roof.

Meet and Greetl - An organized get-acquainted area of neutral ground, such as a restaurant, or dance. Sometimes followed by a party.

Soft Swing - Where two couples will agree to watch each other during sexual relations.

Swapping - The exchanging of mates by two couples.

Swinger - One, as part of a couple, who engages in recreational sex.

Swinging - Where two or more couples agree to get together for the express purpose of engaging in intimate, sexual relations with a partner or partners other than their own.

Voyeurism - Observing others engaged in sexual activities, in the act of undressing, or sexual exhibitions. The view of an Exhibitionist.

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Swingers Lifestyle Classification
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Soft swinging
* Watching another couple during sexual relations. May also include foreplay with other partners, sometimes including oral sex but no vaginal penetration. Can add spice to a couple's relationship & allow them to have fun without the risk of disease or jealousy. Many couples start out as soft swingers as they first explore swinging. But don't think that soft swingers will always convert to full swapping.



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Closed swinging
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Partners swap, but have sex in separate rooms. Closed swinging allows for a more intimate experience. Some people feel it allows them more freedom to explore & fewer interruptions of their enjoyment.
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Open swinging
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Partners swap & have sex in the same room, or bed. This includes orgies & is great for exhibitionists & voyeurs, who can show off or just enjoy watching their partner play. Some people find open swinging allows for total release of the sexual desires & fantasies. In order for open swinging to be successful, none of the members of the group can be jealous.

Swingers Ethics

1. Never attempt to break up a marriage.
2. Always keep dates unless you give ample notice of changing circumstances.
3. Always keep the first meeting on a "no strings attached" basis, but be prepared to swing if it is mutually agreeable or to give an honest answer if something doesn't click.
4. Never, under any circumstances exert pressure on a partner to swing.
5. Restrict discussions of swinging to known swingers and interested persons seeking information.
6. Protect the anonymity of other swingers by refraining from unauthorized "name dropping."
7. Always maintain the highest standards of personal cleanliness and appearance.
8. Do not engage in any unlawful activity that would discredit swingers as a group.
9. Be friendly and warm with your swing partners, but understand that there is a type of emotional involvement, which is properly reserved for a spouse or "primary significant other."
10. Always show respect for the personal attitudes, feelings and "hang-ups" of other swingers.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 27,2008 9:23am
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toggletoggle post by brian_dc  at Feb 27,2008 9:27am edited Feb 27,2008 9:28am
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 27,2008 11:13am
CAN'T STOP NOW, THIS IS DICK COUNTRY



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 27,2008 11:14am



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Feb 29,2008 4:33pm
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toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Mar 1,2008 12:28am
Hi.



toggletoggle post by W3 nli at Mar 1,2008 12:55am
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toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 1,2008 9:48am
I NEED BONGHITZ



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 4,2008 11:07am
BLACK ORGIES



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at Mar 8,2008 9:57am



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