We get a cheap garden hose and fill it with beef blood and sour milk. We prop it up so that both ends are elevated, leaving all the liquid in the middle. Then, while we play... Mark, Joe or Dave blows on one end and the crowd blows on the other.
If the crowd covers us with bloodmilk, they get a free shirt. If we cover them, we get to facefuck all their grandfathers.
Speaking of good ideas... me and Mark are honestly researching the cost of size Queen 3XL muumuu's at this very moment. I want to see some people rip shit up for us while wearing composted muumuus.
im sure if we all just become gigalos and hang out at old age communities, banging fat old ladies, im sure we can accquire some muumuus and some money. and dentures.
