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New site? Maybe some day.
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so i met this smokin' Italian chick who i've been trying to get busy with. we've hung out a few times before this but i decided on wednesday i'd make my move. after a little carousing at a bar, i walked her back to her place and she invited me in. we talked for a little while and then i went for the kiss but she wasn't into it.
this is her reasoning: she really cares about her "sort-of" boyfriend who is currently dating one of her good friends and has been for the past 4 years.
this is the epitome of skewed moral judgment.
i haven't dismissed her entirely, but mostly. |
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Are you trying to figure girls out?
warning, epic failure eminent.
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GTFO.
Seriously, that's a giant, flashing "I'm fucked up and will be doing the same thing to you soon if you let me" sign. I mean, go ahead and bang her if she's into it - it's not like you're breaking up anything special (or healthy) - but keep that one at arm's length at all costs. |
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that was my first thought too. |
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that and she obviously has herpes from fucking this dude behind her goodfriend's back. |
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DestroyYouAlot said: GTFO.
Seriously, that's a giant, flashing "I'm fucked up and will be doing the same thing to you soon if you let me" sign. I mean, go ahead and bang her if she's into it - it's not like you're breaking up anything special (or healthy) - but keep that one at arm's length at all costs. |
i mean that's the plan. i'm going to some french party tonight and she'll be there. all i know is i'm not walking her back all out of my way and shit.
and no rev, i'm not trying to figure girls out. that's impossible. |
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TAKE WHAT YOU WANT, RAPE THE BITCH |
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the girl might be temporary.. but herpes is forever.
You know this is the kind of situation that leads to you and this guy being on a talk show when she gets pregnant, blames it on the dude she "loves" and then in the end the tests say it's you. Do you really want that? |
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DestroyYouAlot said: Seriously, that's a giant, flashing "I'm fucked up and will be doing the same thing to you soon if you let me" sign. |
Definitely backing this statement. If you actually dig her, abort.
If she's willing to lead you on into a potentially fucktastic situation while she's got some other guy on the line, what makes you think she won't do the same thing if you wind up dating her.
Tricks man. |
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the_reverend said: the girl might be temporary.. but herpes is forever.
You know this is the kind of situation that leads to you and this guy being on a talk show when she gets pregnant, blames it on the dude she "loves" and then in the end the tests say it's you. Do you really want that? |
thats what bukkake is for my friend. |
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Not to be racist or anything, but if she's Italian and goes to French parties... she's likely susceptible to savage Gallic anal. I say "pursue" but be wary of the snakes in her head and let the ol "PIBH" be the extent of your relations with the sozzle. |
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Sexually transmitted disease (STD)—an infection that is passed during oral, anal, or vaginal sexual contact. There are many sexually transmitted diseases, including chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis, genital herpes, HIV, genital warts, and trichomonas. |
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GoatCatalyst said: Not to be racist or anything, but if she's Italian and goes to French parties... she's likely susceptible to savage Gallic anal. I say "pursue" but be wary of the snakes in her head and let the ol "PIBH" be the extent of your relations with the sozzle. |
PIBH= penis in butt hole?
that would be money if she dug pooper sex |
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WARNING: The following phrase is comprised of coniving, psychotic, and/or completely fucked-up woman speak:
"sort-of boyfriend"
I'd be careful with this one man...only a matter of time before shit hits the proverbial fan. |
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i mean, i really had very little intention of pursuing her before i made this thread. i just wanted to share this horrible display of a woman to all of you caring, insightful, and compassionate boardgoers. |
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mess with the bull, get the horns. |
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Precisely. Though you may want to administer my patented "will I catch something?" test prior to said PIBH - if you can fit four fingers in her bum she is most certainly a whore and you would do well to use a durable latex dongsheath as bareback and lambskin pleasantries are out of the question. |
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GoatCatalyst said: Not to be racist or anything, but if she's Italian and goes to French parties... she's likely susceptible to savage Gallic anal. |
"Savage Gallic Anal" is now a band name. Who's playing what? |
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1. Find out who the "friend" is that is dating the "sort-of" boyfriend. Rape the shit out of her.
2. Find the "sort-of" boyfriend. Rape him too.
3. ????
4. Profit!
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Is her name Mya?
Does she live in Mission Hill?
Does she have an awesome collection of Ramones lunchboxes?
If you answered yes to all 3, it's a trap, and she will ruin your shit. |
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KillerKadoogan said: Is her name Mya?
Does she live in Mission Hill?
Does she have an awesome collection of Ramones lunchboxes?
If you answered yes to all 3, it's a trap, and she will ruin your shit. |
no this girl is an actual italian, from milan and shit.
but that sucks man. beware of calumet. |
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never date an eyetalian chick...they are crazier than a bag of shit house rats.
im 100% ginzo and the first thing my old man told me was stay clear, young man. |
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KillerKadoogan said: Is her name Mya?
Does she live in Mission Hill?
Does she have an awesome collection of Ramones lunchboxes?
If you answered yes to all 3, it's a trap, and she will ruin your shit. |
There has got to be an awesome story behind this. |
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robin should be posting in this thread. |
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yeah dude get the fuck away while you can. even fucking her once will open the gates. |
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bradmann said: KillerKadoogan said:Is her name Mya?
Does she live in Mission Hill?
Does she have an awesome collection of Ramones lunchboxes?
If you answered yes to all 3, it's a trap, and she will ruin your shit. |
no this girl is an actual italian, from milan and shit.
but that sucks man. beware of calumet. |
Bahahaha she really is on Calumet, too. Wasn't me, though. She fucked over my buddy pretty well. At least you didn't get sucked into the false comfort of Joey Ramone's face on a thermos. |
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Well, she is decently attractive. Nice boobtop. |
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and girls from milan sound stupid and are whores. that's what carina taught me. |
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bradmann said:
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no this girl is an actual italian, from milan and shit.
but that sucks man. beware of calumet.>>
Remember, the Italians sided with Hitler. Watch your step with these folks. |
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she's cute, but not hot enough to get messed-up with a head fuck situation. there's plenty of cute-nerd girls who ain't crazy. |
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I just read this entire thread and have but one qustion.
WHEN THE FUCK DID RTTP TURN INTO THE B9 BOARD? |
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fuck her boyfriend. that'll show her. |
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Timma said: WARNING: The following phrase is comprised of coniving, psychotic, and/or completely fucked-up woman speak:
"sort-of boyfriend"
I'd be careful with this one man...only a matter of time before shit hits the proverbial fan. |
I have figured out women's vocabulary enough to decipher this phrase, "sort-of boyfriend."
This is a guy who she's been hanging out with and probably fucking, helping him to cheat on his actual girlfriend. She wants a relationship with him but he doesn't want one with her because she's a stupid twat, so he just fucks her and leads her on. She's not comfortable with calling him her boyfriend because, frankly, he isn't, but she wishes he was. Eventually he'll get sick of her and throw her out with the trash. Then she'll be ripe for the picking, a used up stupid whore all for you. life is good. |
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the_reverend said: and girls from milan sound stupid and are whores. that's what carina taught me. |
I thought Carina was Canadian? |
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if you tell her that, she will correct you and say something about how she is italian, but was just born in canada. |
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You should fuck her, film it, then edit in Super Mario Bros. sound effects. |
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She's not into it, hang it up and save yourself some misery. |
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pam nli said: She's not into it, hang it up and save yourself some misery. |
best advice I've heard in a long time. |
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Riddle me, riddle me, rot-tot-tote!
A little wee man, in a red red coat!
A staff in his hand, and a stone in his throat;
If you'll tell me this riddle, I'll give you a groat. |
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MAMA MIA ...
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Looks like she's wearing cover-up to hide an adam's apple. Are her feet real long too? |
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Even better is that the fact that you are asking advice from a bunch people who cannot get laid. |
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RichHorror said: I just read this entire thread and have but one qustion.
WHEN THE FUCK DID RTTP TURN INTO THE B9 BOARD? |
You took the words right out of my mouth.
To the OP of this thread, get ebola and die in a grease fire. |
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BobNOMAAMRooney nli said: You should fuck her, film it, then edit in Super Mario Bros. sound effects. |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
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had kinda the same situation like this just happen to me....stay away! and write a song or, two about her and, how she's a fucking douche...then watch her cry...you'll feel so much better! |
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Mucko said: Even better is that the fact that you are asking advice from a bunch people who cannot get laid. |
I get laid, I'm a female, thus my advice is the only one that should be taken.
To be totally blunt: If you're so uninteresting to her that she won't even break her "leaving my options open for someone else's boyfriend" stance, you are wasting your time and she is probably a fucked up dizzy broad in the first place.
However if you're determined to lure in this broad...my best advice is to wear a wedding ring and talk about your wife and kids. Judging by her current situation, this should work like Spanish fly. |
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that photoshop job is hilarious. |
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yeah i was gunna put something else in her hand... ;0
hint*
(it starts with a "P" and ends in "enis") |
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titsmagee said: MAMA MIA ...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god, I saw this image first and didn't even realize it was a photoshop. Bravo, my friend. Bravo. |
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menstrual_sweatpants_disco said: titsmagee said:MAMA MIA ...
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my god, I saw this image first and didn't even realize it was a photoshop. Bravo, my friend. Bravo. |
I didn't catch it at first either. I can't even open a picture on that program, I am impressed.
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This does not appear to be "Smokin' Hot" to me |
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The shadow of the bowl on the table = awesome. |
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I can't believe nobody's said "The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish" yet. |
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I'm betting the wants 2 dicks, 1 ass |
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fast forward 8 months.
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