Ass Hat
Home
News
Events
Bands
Labels
Venues
Pics
MP3s
Radio Show
Reviews
Releases
Buy$tuff
Forum
  Classifieds
  News
  Localband
  Shows
  Show Pics
  Polls
  
  OT Threads
  Other News
  Movies
  VideoGames
  Videos
  TV
  Sports
  Gear
  /r/
  Food
  
  New Thread
  New Poll
Miscellaneous
Links
E-mail
Search
End Ass Hat
login

New site? Maybe some day.
Posting Anonymously login: [Forgotten Password]
returntothepit >> discuss >> EVER THINK YOUR LIFE CAN'T GET ANY WORSE??? LISTEN TO THIS!!!! by goratory on Jan 14,2004 12:49am
Add To All Your Pages!
toggletoggle post by goratory  at Jan 14,2004 12:49am
My past 3 weeks have gone like this:

1. I had my $9,000 car stolen and then found out that it was crahed and was now a total. No one would give me a rent a car cause I'm 21. That meant that my girlfreind had to buy me a car but my insurance company is barely giving me shit so I am still fighting them while my car had been collecting storage bills the whole time. Total missed work days are 8.

2. My roomate, who I thought was a good friend had stolen my bank card and dumped out my money. I had to throw him out and call the police. Then I had to pay rent for two people.

3. A water pipe burst over my rig in our practice space completely destroying my entire rack and head, everything is fried. $3,500 of damage. We were supposed to go to Cali for studio time and now I have no equiptment.

Now i'm stuck working days from 8 to 5 and nights from 5:30 to 11 to try to pay off the landlord and car among all the other shit that came along with this and still have no amp. Sometimes I feel like I'm on the Truman Show and that everybody is out to get me. Oh well, just thought that I would share.



toggletoggle post by BornSoVile   at Jan 14,2004 1:22am
A pipe burst in my cellar last night too! I'll see you tomorrow sweet prince.



toggletoggle post by MyDeadDoll   at Jan 14,2004 1:47am
i feel for you honey **hug**



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 14,2004 8:38am
someone needs some lemon aid.




toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 14,2004 8:43am
well..at least you have a girlfriend that helped you...there have been a few posts lately with guys saying how they have been backstabbed..at least you have that...

i've had people screw me over financially too..sorry to hear it though....



toggletoggle post by pillorydan   at Jan 14,2004 8:49am
Yeah what the fuck is up with the pipe bursting!! So is your mesa toast? I still have to check my Line 6 to see if that works. Darren and I talk to the guy next to us and his space was also wet. Fuck the sound musuem!!



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 14,2004 9:03am
maybe this will make you smile or laugh

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE

What do you expect from such simple creatures!?
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be president.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
You never have to drive to another gas station because
this one's just too icky.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn
a nut on a bolt.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking
to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically
expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
One mood, ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of
thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still
be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all
seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on
December 24, in 45minutes.
> > >>
No wonder men are happier



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 14,2004 12:18pm
succubus said:
maybe this will make you smile or laugh

WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE


You know stuff about tanks.



Hahahaha, top drawer, top... drawer...



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 14,2004 1:41pm
see, i made someone laugh!



toggletoggle post by retzam at Jan 14,2004 1:57pm
succubus said:
see, i made someone laugh!


Hahaha, I have low standards though.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jan 14,2004 2:02pm
yeah well you liked my random song idea



toggletoggle post by subjugate   at Jan 14,2004 2:52pm
this outta brighten your day



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jan 14,2004 3:08pm
heh heh heh...boobies.

anywho...if i was in your situation with that roommate business, i would have locked all doors and windows, blocking every way out, broke all his shit, then fucked him up like a car accident. hell, i'd break all his shit using HIM as the weapon. then i'd puke on him. and give him the finger. werd.



toggletoggle post by death2all  at Jan 14,2004 3:22pm
THAT SUCKS!!



toggletoggle post by RustedAngel at Jan 14,2004 4:24pm
thats horrible al, i can't even imagine that shit happening...

no insurance on gear that expensive is not a good idea.



toggletoggle post by SinPromos at Jan 14,2004 4:24pm
wow thanks for making my life totally sunny looking today..that's some terrible shit! Do you have any shows coming up that you need equipment to borrow for or anything?

And Succubus..that's awesome.. i gotta pass that around



toggletoggle post by goratory  at Jan 14,2004 4:30pm
ya, the tits brighten up my day. Thanks for the cheering up succubus with the WHY MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE . The whole situation sucks. I just found out that the landlord of the practice doesn't have any insurance and won't give up any money at all. Anyways, hope your line 6 is ok Dan



toggletoggle post by goratory  at Jan 14,2004 4:37pm
RustedAngel said:
thats horrible al, i can't even imagine that shit happening...

no insurance on gear that expensive is not a good idea.


ya dude, last time I make that mistake. I'm going to be stuck with no rig for a while



toggletoggle post by PilloryDan   at Jan 14,2004 4:46pm edited Jan 14,2004 4:47pm
Pillory was going to partice tonight but I told darren that I'm going to take my Line 6 home and let it dry out for a couple more days. If it works your more than welcome to use it for goratory practice.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jan 14,2004 10:34pm
just think, at least you didn't find out those boobs above were on a guy when you went down on shim.



Enter a Quick Response (advanced response>>)
Username: (enter in a fake name if you want, login, or new user)SPAM Filter: re-type this (values are 0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D,E, or F)
Message:  b i u  add: url  image  video(?)show icons
remember:slacker tracker is watching
[default homepage] [print][10:14:48pm Apr 24,2024
load time 0.04038 secs/12 queries]
[search][refresh page]