http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/devon/7126973.stm

"I am happy to oblige them, there is no problem. I do get a bit windy - I am an old fart now"

hahahaha awesome. people need to lighten up.

"It's my way or the highway, Farty!"

when i get to be an ancient elite, i will let my massive farts go wherever i please, whenever i please, and i expect all those around me to bask in the glory. i didn't endure 80 years of life to be told where and when i can fart.

Yeti said:

What's your excuse now?

he still wants to get laid.