you make it so easy to turn you into poop.
the food is already 1/2 way there.

greatly appreciated. the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the closest thing to taking a bite out of God. i also really like the 1/2 lb Beef and Potato Burrito.

The nearest taco bell to me is like 12 miles away which keeps me away from the food pretty successfully. But man if there were one right in town....

you make it so easy to turn you into poop.....you mad smaaht.

Chicken Chalupa + Chicken Quesadilla = yum.

Grilled Stuffed Burrito, please.

crunch wrap supreme minus beef sub bean
beef + potato minus beef sub bean.

I just had a crunch wrap supreme minus beef sub bean last night.

I want a burrito-stuffed burrito, where it's just little tiny burritos stirred into refried beans and wrapped up in a tortilla. It's a burrito squared.

I'm finishing the last bit now.
need to make poop though. brb.

you make it so easy to turn you into poop.

best thing about TB as opposed to real mexican food is that it doesn't slide like a milkshake of fire from your asshole. it comes out like a log of refried beans.
thank you Taco Bell!

the_reverend said:

fag

you might wanna consider a "shitting" icon with all the bowel movement conversations.

poop said:

Rev, poop just called you out. That's pretty low.

yummy said:

Definitely should be [POOP].

right on

I want taco bell so bad now...goddammit.

Man, speaking of which, I had a burrito supreme and a grilled stuffed last night, followed up by half a can of Wasabi peas. Right now, my farts are stinging my eyes, I'm not even kidding.

Thanks for sharing.

oh poop.

pam said:

I'm willing to be the people in the cubicle next to me don't feel the same way.

DestroyYouAlot said:

HAH! Gross.

DestroyYouAlot said:

the stinging eyes part made me erupt in chortles.

DestroyYouAlot said:

that might be the most amazing idea i've ever heard.

Jon's bringing home taco bell. I so love him.

i only get taco bell when i'm either drunk or need an enima.

FuckIsMySignature said:

I think it's supposed to go in your mouth. But, you know, whatever.

oh you know what i meant

will be getting this evening, the temptation is too strong, can not resist chicken Quesadilla..

DestroyYouAlot said:

bahahahahaha holy shit

Yeti said:

truth

nacho cheese chalupas all day

I wish that I could say right now that my gas smels like rainbow sprinkles and butterfly kisses, but even the brazilian girls would cower to be trapped on a car ride with me.

the_reverend said:

you totally know the key to my heart.

Bring on the meat pussies!!!!

Subs are temporary fill ins for the real deal...

Basically...fake.

Just like your diets...

I AM THE KING OF ABRASIVE ASSHOLES!!!

It doesn't matter how you eat Taco Bell it's whether you eat it at all. Taco Bell is the only fast food I want even after I just had it.

taco bell is the key to my fart.

there is a bean+potato sitting beside me (been in my car since tuesday). im very tempted... what is the car life of sour cream?

id be all over that. your car is merely a refrigerator.

I ate Taco Bell pretty recently unfortunately. I know of a place near me where I can get better quesadillas, but not better tacos. As soon as such a place exists, I'll never eat Taco Bell again.

Hoser said:

You should try a different brand of TP.

so many choices

if I were rich, I would wipe my ass with feather pillows.

if i were rich i'd pay playboy bunny to whipe my ass.

the_reverend said:

FUCK THAT, IT'S ALREADY HALF POOP

BLACK POWER!