Specific to guns and hunting/target shooting....

Either that or a "Liberals would whine as if they had sand in their vaginas" thread...


Either of these would rock....

[Annoying Faggot]

While I'm definitely not a republican and hate Hoser and his moronic homophobic drunken rants, I would like to see a "Liberals would whine as if they had sand in their vaginas" thread. Because if I one more Subaru with a 01.20.09 bumper sticker cuts me off, I'm going to lose it.

ever think that maybe you're just in the way a lot?

soken like a true person who drives a subaru with a 01-20-09 sticker.

Soken? You're stupid.

The worst part of driving a Subaru is dealing with other Subaru drivers.

LOL 1.20.09 I AM ON TEH WAY TO TRADER JOEZ TO BUY A JAR OF ORAGNANIC DOUCHEPASTE HAND JARRED BY IMPOVERISHED PERUVIAN CHILDREN, .0001% OF EACH JAR I PURCHASE GOES TO BUILD THOSE IMPOVERISHED PERUVIAN CHILDREN AN ORPHANAGE I AM DOING MY PART

We should bomb Brookline, Wellesley, Needham, Newton, Weston, etc.

yeah...I'm really pumped up for 01-20-09 when the next do nothing piece of shit of a president takes office

and I drive a honda

and so do you


I'm taking this seriously

fight me

I'm ALL FOR drunken (and sober) homophobic (and racist) rants, but I'm feelin' ya on that Hoser prick.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

See also: Cape Cod

i'm not sure a car is the best place to make a political statement. I think they are supposed to look shiny and nice.

brian_dc said:

my ford focus will kick your Honda's ass any day of the week, bitch

ps: hoser...
every thread you start exists to piss people off. the world is not as clear cut as you think. you are not a straight up liberal or a right winger. each and every person has their own opinion no matter how buried it is by the desire to feel like they belong to something. the more society drills "democrat" or "republican" into our skulls the more dully expressed our own personal opinion is. I think we all get the picture... you like guns, meat, degrading groups and pissing off people that don't like it. seriously tho you sound like pull string doll at this point... and im pretty sure that ur fellow meat eating hunters are starting to get annoyed by the fact that you lean to represent them when you look this mind numbingly dumb. If the rev who shares some views contrary to yours were as dumb as you... your username would have been deleted and ip address constantly banned.

Hoser is the new HailtotheLeaf.

haha pwned

can we make a new [shut the fuck up] icon?

seriously tho i dont care if he makes a [guns] thread category.

bennyhillifier

bennyhillifier

I own guns, member of the NRA, I drive a big SUV(because I have too, a prius would not pull my trailer with all my tools in it) I own half a dozen motorcycles and quads, I hate ALL organized religion, I eat meat, I am pro - choice, I hate humans for the most part, big crowds at malls, blacks at the movie theater etc. I hate the government, I hate this war, but I support the troops and honor them when they fall. I do not believe in being politically correct, I am a musician and an artist. I believe in freedom of speech, completely uncompromised speech.
The Point: I don't fall into either douche or turd sandwich category. I don't think most people do. Nobody is 100% Dem or Rep. Reading all these posts I would have to guesstimate that about 90% or better of the people on this board are Libertarian/Constitutionalists.

agreed.

PEOPLE NEED TO BE PISSED OFF
THIS SOCIETY DOESN'T WORK

BLACK POWER!

"Hey guys, I was just trying to light a fire under your feet and get you motivated. I'm actually a super dude. Glad you chuckleheads got a rise out of my brilliant plan. Also, I know a guy who drives a Subaru and he's cool."

-Hoser

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

This is self-evident.

Fuck_Logging_In_NLI said:

Haha - Fucking WOW.

I thought hoser would be more like..
"god is shit... god bless america"
or "poop farts"

Republican and Democrat, Conservative and Liberal, Federalist and Carpetbagger - all covet my SOVEREIGNTY. This country went to Hell (and NOT the fun part) with the Industrial Revolution and Ellis Island, but letting women vote was the straw that broke the camel's back... And don't get me started on the Coloreds.

oh, Goat, you card!

What can I say? This Rome season one DVD has heightened my appreciation of human chattel (woman and slave alike - it's not JUST a Black thing!) tenfold.

Politics are gay, I was hoping this was going to be a "post your new guns" thread. Here's mine:



and this one:

largefreakatzero said:

Looks like it is, now.

largefreakatzero said:

Benelli...good choice.

I also own a Benelli, but mines an M1 Super 90 Field.

Fastest shooting shotguns on the planet.

GOT A LOT OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER!

Just in case you missed it there Hoser...you just got your ass handed to you.

Fucking lowlife coward.

I just shot a gun this past summer for the first time in my life. Besides bb guns and paintball that is. It was pretty fun. What's the best starch to go with clay pigeon?

Punk kid.....my ass gets handed to me when your mouth stops and your fists do the talkin'....until then, close the gaping hole under your faggy little jewnose.

Punk kid? I'm sure I'm about your age. Fists? umm...you live in Maine. I live in RI. Keep in mind this is a message board where we can't hurt eachother. Faggy little jewnose? I like titties and am of German descent. Let's fuck!

YEEEEEEEEHAWWW

I love getting ganged up on by dudes like xsealx and yummy, who both support dudes sticking their dicks into the anuses of other dudes, and think that yams have a "meaty" texture. These faggots really make me feel "pwned."

Sorry if dudes who don't support faggotry offend you. Please just stay in that shithole referred to as Mass.....no travelling north for you 2.

Hoser said:

let the record show

RI is a shithole extension of NY...of course you love fags.

RI isn't even fucking New England. Real New England states have over a 50% white non-jew population. Sorry, RI just doesn't make the cut.

I fucking LOVE being unpopular.

RI feels nothing like NY

feels a lot like MA

POLITICS ARE GAY BUT THEY RULE YOUR LIFE
IGNORE THEM, AND SOMEONE WILL RULE YOUR ASS
LOL FAIL

BLACK POWER!

I was originally referring to the way that you start threads just to piss people off and how everybody is so easily categorized. Who said anything about faggotry? Oooohh...that's right...you did. I support what? Also, I can't remember the last time I had a yam but I guess they're pretty good. I mentioned RI because of the distance factor not for the state's merit.

I could give a shit about what you really meant....it's not what you say that matters, it's what people hear.

then everyone just got a dose of retarded with that statement...not that I can hear what people type. But ok...I'll go with that.

the thought of hoser or aaron fighting anything but the urget to hump nuns is hilarious. I just keep thinking of when hoser cornered me in the tiki bar for 2 hours when he was drunk and all because I had a canibal shirt on.

'Urget' is how faggot Frenchies say 'urge'. Or 'urgent'. I can't tell.

Hoser said:

I'm listening to the song 100 Years by Five For Fighting and imagining you sitting at a piano and singing it to me as I enjoy a box of cracker jacks.

It would be a moment of peace in these tense intranets times.

Thanks for not mentioning the times we've shared rev. I might sound hetero.

You see dude...I can respect you for your opinion (which sucks, by the way.)

I'm just here, hangin' out....starting a few fires, having a good time checking out the replies. I'm not really an asshole. If you met me in person, we would probably hang out and sip from the same cocktail glass.

BUT....my problem is that nobody here really thinks for themselves. They just spit back the same brainwashed Liberal metal community banter.....it gets tired you see. POST after POST after POST...."I'm a whiny liberal faggot and I need a wet-nap!!"

Someone needs to throw a hook up their ass to let them know that they're alive. That's where I come in.

I steal their sense of entitlement and hopefully instill some fucking order into their chaotic, meaningless , internet driven lives.

I make fun of their stupid piercings because they are trendy. I make fun of their black jeans because they are trendy. I make fun of their "Hillary and Obama" politics because they are trendy. I make fun of their anti-war horseshit because it's trendy, and they really have little to no knowledge base of what's really going on...just what the media dikes tell them.

So, you want my opinion? You assholes need a giant foot up your assholes to shake reality loose.

That's all I'm about....that and watching fat bitches cry of course.

the_reverend said:

Rev, I love ya man and you know that. BUT, you also kinda know me outside of intranet kingdomness.

Murph nli said:

hahahahahahahahaha......this would make an interesting picture.

I don't respect your opinion because I don't know which Hoser I'm talking to right now. Bipolar disorder. If you did respect my opinion or ever actually pay attention to things people posted you would know that most here are not what you describe.

I have met you by the way. My band backed out of a show we were supposed to play with you like 5 years ago at KC's. We showed up and left (not a decision of mine but hardly regret now) So, I am an asshole in person.

the word was "urge".

of course I know you mr doogie hoser. that was just our first encounter back in what 2002? maybe 2001. that was before even carina and I were together. the whole time we were talking, some girl from my highschool kept trying to go through my pockets.

yummy said:


Well fine then...you missed out on some great palishness.

We shall remain forever enemies in a battle that neither can win.

Are you satisfied with what you have caused?

NO YOU CANNOT READ PARADE MAGAZINE!!

I don't want to win any battle. I caused this?! Whatever will I do?
Take your faggoty, hippy, liberal, jewbag, sandal wearin, palishness elsewhere.

No, Aaron. Bird bird bird, bird is the word.

Yummy, I am noy bi-polar.

far from it, actually....according to my therapist.

I have my beliefs, yet I try to avoid conflict within my genre.

Truth is, if you come to one of my parties and act like a dick....you get your ass kicked. If you come to one of my parties and voice your opinion like a gentleman...you get gentalmanly critisism or praise,

I'm a simple man actually...I just hate cities and what they do to people.

I side with all people, as long as your belief holds water.

Hoser said:


As far as the last statement here, I'm going to call bullshit, and parallel it with the first statement. You agree with those most like you. Most people do this, so you aren't unique in that respect. HOWEVER, your ability to inject USELESS bigoted crap into your statements drive you from patriot to idiot. You rant about people needing to find reality, and stop being pussies and all this shit: here's a semantics lesson for you...REALITY IS SUBJECTIVE. We are not automatons, and our beliefs come from personal experience, just like yours.

Brian DC predicted to a "T" what your response would be, and to be honest, your puported role as "catalyst" on this board is borderline retarded. It would be more conducive to renegade nature for me to throw a firecrackers at children. You are a firestarter: you're the fat guy at the fire pissing in it.

Yet, even in our disagreement, I still want you+piano+FFF+cracker jacks.

Hoser: You don't read the forum, you don't hold true to any belief you have, I don't care how you act on real life because I'll never meet you in real life, just because you've never met me doesn't mean I'm not a person, I've met yummy in person and he is a solid dude, you aren't Hoser. Shut the fuck up, eat a dick, die, and let me fuck your dead body for the love of god please just shut the fucking fuck up right now, you are the dumbest person I have ever not quite met.

someone post a weakest link picture puleez.

the_reverend said:

Oh what, so you guys scripted this whole thread behind my back or something?

Hoser said:

YOU'RE RIGHT
THEY NEED A GOOD WAR

CHINA WILL OBLIGE
AND WHEN WHITEY AND SQUINTY WIPE EACH OTHER OUT

IT'S A BLACK MAN'S PARADISE
BOOTY, BUDS AND WORLD DOMINATION
(AND JENKEM)

BLACK POWER!

Murph nli said:

*does the running man while blowing a party whistle*

Lamp said:

*bows*

Eh, I was drunk, just ignore me.

i basically just made a statement then backed away. i didnt read a word of what yummy said. no ganging up required buddy... I can single handedly support peoples right to be homos.

AHHHHH, I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

FTW!

I went deer hunting last week with this!
top that rednecks!!

Hoser said:

It's "palosity."

Hoser said:

i call horseshit on that. or should i say hosershit. you're the type that's like LB from the Hillman Morning Show. you say "ok, voice your opinion", and the entire time one is doing so, you just say "DUDE, GUY, LISTEN, DUDE, GUY, DUDE, GUY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, DUDE, GUY, LISTEN, GUY, DUDE" until the other person is so frustrated that they just stop, and then you ramble in broken, incoherent sentences for 10 minutes until the other person just walks away out of fear of their IQ dropping.

Just to comment on the guns icon...because I think that was the original point of this thread...it's probably not going to be of key interest to people coming to a metal site.

Or the key interest of anti-gun faggots like xsealx....he's most definitely a HOMO...i've met him.

His butt thwacking buddy Tim fucked me out of $300.....downright stole my cab...pawned it as a matter of fact.

Assholes always hang with assholes...it's a proven fact. And faggots are always assholes...it's a well known fact.

No Hoser, don't you get it? They were just playing a joke on you to get you worked up. Once you get to know them you'll realize they're really nice guys who will give you your $300 back and they didn't mean to be a dick, they really do respect your equipment a lot. In fact, those guys even have a friend who has the same kind of cab you had stolen.

FUCKING HIPSTERS
ANYONE WHO BEHAVES LIKE THAT BELONGS IN THE GHETTO

HIPSTERS RUIN EVERY SCENE
THEY ALWAYS THINK THEY'RE CLEVER

THEY BE BITCHES FOR MY BROS IF THEY COME TO THE HOOD

BLACK POWER!

Hoser said:

what buddy named tim... i think u have me confused with alex from pfap.

and ive met you like once for maybe 10 minutes at the bomb shelter... but i don t think i even talked to you.

its also pretty obvious that people are aloud to post threads about guns and what they killed and very rarely are they given shit unless the incite it like you did. just cut it with the shock value posts about how awesome it is to be homophobic.. or racist... or a meat eater... or a woman beater... i personally see nothing wrong with owning guns... none of my posts say you shouldn't have guns... go ahead check it out... but right now if i felt like i needed a gun i'd probably just threaten you with it.

sxealex played in the taste of silver and plays in devil in the kitchen and blue's new band that has the word parasitic in it...

just providing the run down

Beating women is pretty awesome though. Seriously.

yea the only tim i know is tim that is in my band as of this month. sooo eat tha poopoo.

RichHorror said:

oh yea totally... but thats beside the point

WHY IS THIS THREAD NOT TAGGED WITH THE "GUNS" TAG?!?!?

i just searched [guns] and the only thread that came up was mine.

I searched [gus] and got the ol' goose egg

Gus gus gus!

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