http://english.pravda.ru/photo/report/creature-2804





Creepy looking thing. Looks like the face grabber things from Aliens...

I think pravda means truth in russian so this has to be true!
just watched aliens 4 last night too

dude...If I ever came up on that wading through a trench...I'd fuckin
run so fast my heels would be kicking me in the ass.

that thing is cute

isnt that a horseshoe crab

it's like a horseshoe crab, but the tail is thicker and apparently more prehensile

horseshoe crabs have a stingray type of tail...this is interesting...This is why i get pissed that people want to say there is no such thing as aliens...when we live on a planet full of them...

this looks lik it could definitely be real. some sort of copiopod looking thing.

Whoremastery said:

isn't that the opposite of aliens?

drunk logic meet stoned logic. you will disagree

THOSE ARE RUSSIANS

*Face huggers*

That's fucking cool! Most likely a very old species. related to horse shoe crabs.

that's a fucking trilobite.

"she swallowed it.... by accident"

sxealex said:

WHITE PENIS IS AN OXYMORON
TRY MEGADIK(TM) AND VIAGRA

THEN I'LL SHOW YOU SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU CRY
AND THEN SHOW YOU MUH DIKK

BLACK POWER!

What the hellfuck. That thing is out of control. I can't wait to fight 20-foot versions of those with a shotgun after the war.

The answer is simple. Horseshoe crab + nuclear waste = that thing. Now somebody write a thrash song about it and we'll be all set.

literal Formicide

http://www.underwatertimes.com/news.php?article_id=73961081450

this kind of explains how they got there(an ancient underwater river that was tapped into while digging), and that they are apparently 5 feet long

largefreakatzero said:


i smell a new Mastodon concept album on the rise.

FALLOUT WASTE DITCH
BUBBLING REMNANTS OF LIFE
PREHISTORIC BIOWAR
THE FACEHUGGER TROGLOBITE
BREASTROKING THROUGH PLUTONIUM
A MUTATION FROM MENGELE'S WET DREAM
NUCLEAR HORSESHOE CRAB
CHELICERATA NIGHTMARE UNLEASHED ON THE OBLAST

THE THRASH POLICE said:

Thank you. I will concoct a fitting circa-1987 riff.

isn't that a CSDO song from 89 that they haven't released yet?

0~~~000-000-000-777-8~~~555-7~~~