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returntothepit >> discuss >> People upstairs from me dead. by niccolai on Oct 23,2007 2:59pm
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toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 23,2007 2:59pm
I live in a 2 familly and the people upstairs from me just ODd on heroine.

There's a state coroner up there and shit. I was trying to shoot the shit with him but he was all bahrgy and serious.

I'm waiting for the stretcher so I can take some pictures.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at Oct 23,2007 3:04pm
Pull your dick out.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 23,2007 3:06pm
no put yur dik in



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Oct 23,2007 3:10pm
"dead serious about getting you the best deal on a new or use hondi elantra"



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Oct 23,2007 3:13pm
Wow. Whitman FT MOTHERFUCKING W.



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at Oct 23,2007 3:15pm
How many died?.....they od'd at the same time?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Oct 23,2007 3:16pm
Wonder Woman came and killed them.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at Oct 23,2007 3:29pm
A heroine on heroin?



toggletoggle post by Kinslayer at Oct 23,2007 3:42pm
What are the chances of both of them ODing at the same time and both dying as a result?



toggletoggle post by narkybark   at Oct 23,2007 3:48pm
The last apartment I moved out of, they found the new tenant dead in a pool of his own blood like a month later. Apparently he was having surgery the next day and was taking some sort of meds which made him pass out and he cracked his head on the stone floor. Brutal.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Oct 23,2007 5:36pm
wowsys



toggletoggle post by BobNOMAAMRooney nli at Oct 23,2007 5:39pm
niccolai said:
I live in a 2 familly and the people upstairs from me just ODd on heroine.

There's a state coroner up there and shit. I was trying to shoot the shit with him but he was all bahrgy and serious.

I'm waiting for the stretcher AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR THE LISCENCE PLATE SAID FRESH AND IT HAD DICE IN THE MIRROR. IF ANYTHING I COULD SAY THIS STRETCHER WAS WEIRD BUT I THOUGHT MAN FORGET IT, YO HOMES TO BEL AIR! I PULLED UP TO THE HOUSE ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT AND I YELLED TO THE CABBIE YO HOMES SMELL YOU LATER, LOOKED AT MY KINGDOM I WA FINALLY THERE, SIT ON MY THRONE AS THE PRINCE OF BEL AIR





toggletoggle post by corpus_colostomy at Oct 23,2007 5:43pm edited Oct 23,2007 5:46pm
the last apartment i had was in southie and it was owned by two gay guys who lived upstairs from my girl and i. They would throw wild parties and as the evenings would pass on, these 'booze parties,' would seemingly end up spiraling downward, into what sounded to me like 'savage wrestling.'



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Oct 23,2007 6:21pm
niccolai said:
I was trying to shoot the shit with him...



pun intended?




toggletoggle post by archaeon at Oct 23,2007 6:23pm
pussies



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Oct 23,2007 6:23pm
HAHA!!



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at Oct 23,2007 7:46pm
Good thing they OD'd before they took note of your musical proclivities and D-blocked your shit down to the pawn shop for a fix.



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Oct 23,2007 11:51pm
DEAD WHITE PEOPLE

SMELLS LIKE VICTORY



toggletoggle post by fuck logging in at Oct 23,2007 11:51pm
NIGGER said:
DEAD WHITE PEOPLE

SMELLS LIKE VICTORY


who said they were white?



toggletoggle post by NIGGER  at Oct 23,2007 11:52pm
IF THEY ARE BLACK, IT IS A TRAGEDY

IF THEY ARE WHITE, A POSITIVE STATISTIC

BLACK POWER

FUCK WHITEY



toggletoggle post by Samantha at Oct 24,2007 1:53am
About 2 years ago, there was a fire in my apartment complex. It was around 2am, and there were at least 5 fire trucks there. Smoke was pouring out of the building next to mine. My boyfriend and I went outside where at least 30 or 40 of our neighbors were trying to figure out what was going on. I detected the horrible stench of burning flesh and hair, and I knew that someone must have died.

As it turned out, the guy who lived in the apartment where the fire started did die. When the firemen got into his apartment, he was already dead, and his head was on fire. The dead guy weighed about 400 pounds, and the firemen had a very hard time carrying his corpse out of there. I don't even think he fit on a normal stretcher. They had to make everyone move far away so that no one would see the embarrassment of it all.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Oct 24,2007 8:31am
Heroin is a hell of a drug



toggletoggle post by niccolai   at Oct 24,2007 4:49pm
NIGGER said:
IF THEY ARE BLACK, IT IS A TRAGEDY

IF THEY ARE WHITE, A POSITIVE STATISTIC

BLACK POWER

FUCK WHITEY


Jokes on you. Dude guy was maaad black.



toggletoggle post by theaterfag at Oct 24,2007 5:33pm
Samantha said:
I detected the horrible stench of burning flesh and hair, and I knew that someone must have died.


oh. that's very sensual and poetic.




toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Oct 25,2007 6:57pm
NIGGER said:
IF THEY ARE BLACK, IT IS A TRAGEDY

IF THEY ARE WHITE, A POSITIVE STATISTIC

BLACK POWER

FUCK WHITEY


Someone please unleash Kramer on his ass.



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