I mean really!

gay

You are gayer though lol

no I hate watching sports

which in american means "gay"

Ha ha ha ha, to hell with non football watchers!

Patriots on tonight!!!!!

Damn straight!!!!!!!!!!

Cinci are going down!

Do I hear a 4 - 0 start to the season?

Indeed

16 and 0 !!!!

Thumbs down for not having cable and monday night games being on ESPN.
There any websites that will have a live stream of the game?

metal_church101 said:

seriously what better way to break the monotony of yet another boring Monday then drinking beer and watching the Pats kick ass.

The thing that sucks the most, is waking up early the next morn with a hang-over! LOL!

The one time of the year that I'm actually excited to goto a bar: Pats on a fucking Monday night. Cinci is fucking dead in the water.

xmikex said:

QUOTED FOR TRUTH. Cinci's defense isn't going to stop the Brady and Moss combo and seeing as how the Bengals have key player out like Houshmanzadah and Rudi Johnson, what can they do?

ESPN is so lame for hyping this up to be a good game, it's gonna be a whitewash

It'll be a great game, even if the Patriots pound them.

we gonna eat the bagels like nigga whutnut

Is it time for the Colts game yet? I'm really sick of all the Peyton Manning cock gobbling from ESPN and just want to see the Pats crush them in the dome. The NFL is retarded for making me wait this long to see the Pats' revenge.

peyton manning is looking as good as ever, the colts are still the team to beat

Marvin Harrison will probably be out. So that's a blow for Manning.

the colts are going to be tough to beat. along with the dolphins. the dolphins could have the worst year, and they'd still beat the pats. we always suck against them for some reason.

so far for the pats, so good. I think we'll do good tonight. Who the fuck are we playing next week?

hyper_sludge said:

eat the bagels?

pizza bagels?

Cincinnati Bagels, motherfucker!

The NFL should ban the NFC East from being on primetime television. The two games thus far (Washington v. Philly on MNF and last night's game) have been two of the worst games I've ever watched.

Actually, the more that I think about it, maybe the Eagles just shouldn't be allowed on TV.

I'm looking at the stats right now. Cinci defense has given up almost TWICE the passing yardage this season, and has given up almost exactly TWICE the rushing yard per game.

If the Pats execute (and I do say if just as a disclaimer) then this will be a route. I don't hate the Bengals, but it's a shame Corey Dillon won't be here to rack up a billion dollars in fines tossing shit into the stands after touchdowns.

hyper_sludge said:

I'd have to agree. As much as I hate to say it I think the colts are looking to be our biggest challenge. Though I have every confidence we will have our revenge

Peyton Manning is a fucking cock-mongrel and i can't wait to see his face stomped into the ground.

oh do i love football.

There should be a band that only writes songs about beating the shit out of Peyton Manning.

I would buy all of their albums, t-shirts, stickers, back patches and follow their tour around the VFW circuit.

fucking pumped! been fasting all day for 25 cent wings in framingham.

the bengals gave up 51 points to the fucking cleveland browns, they should be shitting their pants right now. i predict 45-20

85-2

I figure Cassel will botch a snap in the endzone once Brady sits to rest his arm in the second quarter

My prediction:

41-28. Carson Palmer will get something going late.

38-17 pats

Dammit, I thought Monday Night Football was on ABC...I haven't watched MNF in years. Not having cable is fucking stupid.

ONE HOUR UNTIL KICKOFF

HAY GISE, HAVE U HERD ABOUT THIS SPYGAET THING!?!?!?!?!

This oreo commentary team should stop fucking talking about the cameras and start talking about how the Pats are going to stomp the rest of the league for the rest of the season.

41-21 Pats.

WE WILL DOMINAAAAAAATE!

*busts out video camera*
I ain't missin a play tonight!


and I agree, all the commentators need to shut their mouths about the video taping.

WE KNOW.

Now let's talk about how we're smashing assholes left and right.

My fantasy week is riding on this game. If the Pats have a crappy game, I'm screwed.

Holy shit the announcers are fuckin jackoffs tonight. Ripping on the Pats each time we make a play, make excuses for the Bengles when they mess up a play. Stupid

LOOK AT ME I AM ON THE NATIONAL CREW FOR A PATRIOTS GAME

VIDEOGATE
SPYGATE
CAMERAS
TARNISHED LEGACY (PHEW THAT WAS A BIG WORD)
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FINES FOR THE PATS
LOST DRAFT PICK
SUPERBOWLS?
CAMERAS CAMERAS CAMERAS CAMERAS
OH WAIT, THEY ARE PLAYENG TEH GAEM? LOL I MISSED IT!

after they ran out of that insulting shit, they had to rip on tom brady for being on magazine covers. Give me a fucking break.

TONY KORNHEISER IS A MEME

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WEEK 1 BULLSHIT
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DID YOU KNOW THAT THE PATRIOTS GOT CAUGHT TAPING IN WEEK 1?
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DRAFT PICKS
16-0?
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LOL YOU SAY HOUSMANZAD-AH I SAY HOUSHMANZADEH!
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TOM BRADSY IS A HANDSOME MAN LOLOLOLOL
LOLOL OCHO CINCO CAMERAS
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I can't wait for Harrison to come back so we can hear

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HGH
OMG STEEROYDZ
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CAMERAS CAMERAS SETERODIS
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Haha!

VIDEO TAPES
NFL DESTROYED THE EVIDENCE
BILL BELICHICK'S BON JOVI TAPES
HIS BON JOVI TAPES
THE ENTIRE JON BON JOVI COLLECTION
CAN YOU BELIEVE ALL THE TAPES
ALL THE VIDEO TAPES
INCLUDING BON JOVI
CAN YOU BELIVE THIS
BON JOVI
BON JOVI

NOB JOVI
BON JVOI
BON JOBIV
BON VOJOVI
BON JOVI
TAPES
TAPES
TAPES
TEAPS
TAPES
TAPES
TAPES
GOODELL SANCTIONS
TAPES CAMERAS
MANGINA
MANIGNA
NANMGANGINA
MANGINI
JETS
JETS
JETS
JETS
JTES
JTTS VIDEOS
VIDEOS
VIDEOS
VIDEOS

CHRIS BERMAN IS A HOMO

so true!

Wow. Way to sum up every football commentator this year.

Great game!

Fuck Yeah!!!!

Another beating thrown by the Pats

Why would u start a thread saying u hate monday night football but in reality u love it. Now that's metal

You're with me, leather.

the best part of the game was when the Bengals scored, the crowd was roaring about being number 1, then at the start of the 3rd it was 40,000 bummed out Bengals fans, and at the middle of the 4th, there were like 2000 people left haha.

Pfft. If I was a bengals fan the last thing I'd want is to be tired at work the next day because I stayed up all night watching the Bengals defense look like something out of the first half of Little Giants.

atthehaunted said:

Actually, I thought peeps would assume I was just saying that I hate late games, and having to get up early the next day. I love footbal, and the Pats, and I love watching them on Sunday at 1.
4:00 isn't even that bad, but fuck ending after midnight, and being all pumped up, you aint going to sleep untill at least fucking 1 or 2.

dyingmuse said:

Last time I complained about something ending too late on here I had a bunch of crusty Olneyville kids yelling at me for it.

Just sayin.

Ha ha ha. Hey I would never be that guy, If I can't do it, I wouldn't expect someone else to do it.



For me, Laying 100 pound block at 7AM with a hangover sucks, forget the fact that I have to be up at 5AM to be ready and drive to work.

I am not being cunty, it's just that I know myself, I know I will be late, miss work, be miserable all day exc. ... and I have a baby to feed nowadays. So there it is.

there it is.

OMGZ
CAMERAS
HGH
OCHO CINCO
BON JOVI
DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU
DESU



WAHHHHHHHH!
THE PATS R STEALING MY THUNDER BI GANG RAPING EVERY TEAM THEY PLAY WITHOUT TEH CAMERAZ?!
OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!
PTI!!!!!!!!!!

The highlight of watching MNF at the parents' house was when my dad started complaining about how, "That fucking bearded jew always talks about the dumbest shit, he should just stick to that show where he argues with the bald soul brother."

THE NFL: BRINGING OUT AMERICA'S REPRESSED RACISM SINCE 1920!

Ha ha ha yhah a!!!!!

That's so true!

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

In case no one caught it, this won the thread.

what's not to hate?

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:

Your dad fucking rules.

BobNOMAAMRooney nli said:


michel wilbon > tony kornhieser