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returntothepit >> discuss >> Well, this writer got the best assignment of all-time. Wowzahs! Hummina, hummina, hummina! by Murph on Sep 11,2007 9:54pm
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toggletoggle post by Murph  at Sep 11,2007 9:54pm



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at Sep 11,2007 10:16pm edited Sep 11,2007 10:16pm
No pics or video to back his story up........FAIL!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 12,2007 9:31am edited Sep 12,2007 9:31am
"There really are women who want to do exercise but who don’t have the bras to cope," Scurr said. "I know of a 16-year-old who was selected to play basketball for the county, but she was told to give it up because she couldn’t find a bra that made playing possible."

But the fucker doesn't print her number.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 12,2007 9:42am
"A pair of D-cup breasts weighs about 15 to 23 pounds"
wow... and a human head weights 12lbs?



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 12,2007 10:18am
the_reverend said:
"A pair of D-cup breasts weighs about 15 to 23 pounds"
wow... and a human head weights 12lbs?


Believe it. My ex had G-cups, and she used to drop those fucking things on my head. Just about snapped my goddamn neck; that was definitely not OSHA-approved.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Sep 12,2007 10:40am
DestroyYouAlot said:
the_reverend said:
"A pair of D-cup breasts weighs about 15 to 23 pounds"
wow... and a human head weights 12lbs?


Believe it. My ex had G-cups, and she used to drop those fucking things on my head. Just about snapped my goddamn neck; that was definitely not OSHA-approved.


that's umm.. pretty violent



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Sep 12,2007 10:46am
they must of swayed to the knees



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 12,2007 11:02am
They were, I would have to say, unnaturally perky - she went on a high dosage birth control, when they apparently didn't know what the fuck they were doing with it (she was a few years older than me), so it made her gain crazy weight; when she lost all the weight, the giant boobs stayed. It was cool, although the novelty wore off pretty quick. The first time we hooked up, I seriously had no idea what to do with them. (I didn't think wearing them as a hat would've fit the mood.) I do love me some boobs, though.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 12,2007 12:52pm
a similar thing happened with my ex, the only weight she gained from BC was in her boobs, they grew like 2 cup sizes. it was amazing.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 12,2007 1:32pm
b00bs are overrated
i usually wear 2 sports bras if i'm doing aerobic activity...it hurts overwise...and PMS/...even worse..

for the record it's common to get larger breasts after going on BC.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 12,2007 1:57pm
carina's rocking double guns and I defy these scientists to hold back their fury!



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 12,2007 2:10pm
succubus said:
b00bs are overrated
i usually wear 2 sports bras if i'm doing aerobic activity...it hurts overwise...and PMS/...even worse..

for the record it's common to get larger breasts after going on BC.


I beg to differ; in my experience, it's common to get larger breasts after doing many shots and springing for cab fare.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 12,2007 3:05pm
my girlfriend's tits are amazing.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 12,2007 3:13pm
dreadkill said:
my girlfriend's tits are amazing.


pst px plx?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 12,2007 3:18pm
succubus said:
b00bs are overrated


if by overrated you mean stupendously amazing, wonderful, beautiful, succulent, and two of the greatest things on earth, then yes, i would have to agree.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 12,2007 3:29pm
i'm with yeti on this. i love tits. i love to put them on my eyes.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Sep 12,2007 3:30pm
ha! i love doing the same thing.



toggletoggle post by ariavette at Sep 12,2007 3:31pm
haha ok wait what? on your eyes?



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 12,2007 3:31pm
Yeti said:
ha! i love doing the same thing.


my girlfriend thinks i'm weird and she laughs about it. i'm glad someone else likes doing this.



toggletoggle post by dreadkill  at Sep 12,2007 3:32pm
ariavette said:
haha ok wait what? on your eyes?


yeah, the best is getting in position for some girl on top fucking, and putting the tits on your eyes. i love it.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 12,2007 4:04pm
This thread makes me smile.



toggletoggle post by pam   at Sep 12,2007 6:21pm
I love having boobs.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Sep 13,2007 8:38am
Sometimes I do and sometimes I don't. They def can come in handy.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 13,2007 8:52am
says the girl who gets free dnd.

I always get yelled at for poking, probing, juggling, shaking, bouncing, earthquaking, etc...



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Sep 13,2007 10:45am
the_reverend said:
says the girl who gets free dnd.

I always get yelled at for poking, probing, juggling, shaking, bouncing, earthquaking, etc...


You have to. It's simple biology; if you repress the urge to jiggle and grope, you'll become a serial killer. David Berkowitz's neighbor's dog used to just tell him to go grab some boobs, but he didn't listen, so he had to kill.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Sep 13,2007 10:53am
I'm not a doctor, but that sounds like a study I need to look into.



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