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returntothepit >> discuss >> Not Fat Enough? by FuckIsMySignature on Jul 13,2007 9:53am
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toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 13,2007 10:02am
mmm... artery clogging.



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jul 13,2007 10:02am
i'm almost disgusted with my self for wanting one of these.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2007 11:41am
timjohn said:
i'm almost disgusted with my self for wanting one of these.


Man, seriously.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jul 13,2007 11:49am
That is a thing of beauty. I've got a chub.



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jul 13,2007 12:37pm
I'm sooo damn hungry, too (skipped breakfast, didn't bring a snack to work). Lunch is a thousand hours away. *grumble*



toggletoggle post by HailAtWork at Jul 13,2007 4:21pm
absolutely disgusting, why would anyone want to eat that?



toggletoggle post by GEORGE ZIMMER at Jul 13,2007 4:35pm

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toggletoggle post by Dr. sphincto at Jul 13,2007 4:44pm
whoever made this sandwich should be tried for crimes against humanity. How many calories is that? EEEEEEEKKKKK



toggletoggle post by hooker nibbling penis at Jul 13,2007 4:48pm
oh man 2001 called...



toggletoggle post by TheAccursedDrummer  at Jul 13,2007 5:34pm
HailAtWork said:
absolutely disgusting, why would anyone want to eat that?


Because we CAN, that's why. Despite my more health conscious changes in eating habits recently, I'm surprisingly tempted to make one of these fuckers for dinner, just to say that I tried it once.

On a side note, and you can ask Metal George about this one, but burgers with chunky peanut butter are fucking good too! Forgot where he had that, maybe Bukowski's or something, but I had one later and confirmed its deliciousness. Oh the shame...



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jul 13,2007 5:54pm
I've been trying to advocate that for years!

Sometimes when I make burgers (plain hamburgers with no cheese) I spread peanut butter on the top. It's delicious. Don't knock it till you try it.

This also works if you fry an eggwhite. Toasted english mufin with peanut butter on it and an eggwhite inside... delish.



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jul 13,2007 6:26pm
Peanut butter and hamburgers? My head is swimming. Sounds like when I ran out of bread and made a peanut butter and jelly sanwich with waffles. which turned out to be EXTRAORDINARY



toggletoggle post by TheAccursedDrummer  at Jul 13,2007 7:01pm
FuckIsMySignature said:
peanut butter and jelly sandwich with waffles


I'm sold. I have waffles, I have peanut butter, I have jelly. Wonder what tonight's heart-stopping midnight snack will end up being?



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