... have a Donut Burger


http://food.yahoo.com/blog/ahamburgertoday...e-does-it-predate-the-luther-burger

mmm... artery clogging.

i'm almost disgusted with my self for wanting one of these.

timjohn said:

Man, seriously.

That is a thing of beauty. I've got a chub.

I'm sooo damn hungry, too (skipped breakfast, didn't bring a snack to work). Lunch is a thousand hours away. *grumble*

absolutely disgusting, why would anyone want to eat that?

HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON MY RETURN FLIGHT HOME FROM MADRID ON HOLIDAY, I WAS AGHAST TO LEARN THAT THE AIRLINE PATRON SEATED IN FRONT OF ME HAD BECOME OVERLY INDULGENT IN THE COMPLIMENTARY SPIRITS OFFERED BY THE FLIGHT CREW. HIS UNRULY BEHAVIOR TOWARDS THE OTHER PASSENGERS WARRANTED A SWIFT AND RATHER UNSOLICITED EXERSIZE SESSION OF HIS VULNERABLE ANAL CAVITY. STANDING TO SPEAK HARSHLY TO THE MAN, MY WONDERFULLY WICKED WOMAN WOOING WONDER WIENER FELL TO THE FLOOR OF THE AIRCRAFT WITH A TERRIFFIC THUD FROM THE BERMUDA SHORTS THAT HAD SOMEHOW CONTAINED IT PREVIOUSLY. HIS SCREAMING PLEAS FOR MERCY AND FORGIVENESS ECHOED IN THE OTHERWISE SILENT CABIN, AND I SUSPECT THEY WILL RING FOREVER IN THE EARS OF THOSE WHO BORE WITNESS TO THE DRAMA AND FERVOR WITH WHICH MY GREATLY-GIRTHED GATLING GONADS PIERCED BOTH HIS HERSHEY HIGHWAY AND THE SANCTITY OF HIS VERY SOUL IN UNISON. UPON SATISFACTION OF MY LESSON HAVING BEEN TAUGHT, I RELEASED ONTO MY ADMIRING ONLOOKERS A TORRENTIAL TESTICULAR TSUNAMI THAT MADE UNWILLING MEMBERS OF THE MILE HIGH CLUB OUT OF EVERY PERSON ON BOARD FLIGHT 606 TO NEW YORK CITY. I GUARANTEE IT.

whoever made this sandwich should be tried for crimes against humanity. How many calories is that? EEEEEEEKKKKK

oh man 2001 called...

HailAtWork said:

Because we CAN, that's why. Despite my more health conscious changes in eating habits recently, I'm surprisingly tempted to make one of these fuckers for dinner, just to say that I tried it once.

On a side note, and you can ask Metal George about this one, but burgers with chunky peanut butter are fucking good too! Forgot where he had that, maybe Bukowski's or something, but I had one later and confirmed its deliciousness. Oh the shame...

I've been trying to advocate that for years!

Sometimes when I make burgers (plain hamburgers with no cheese) I spread peanut butter on the top. It's delicious. Don't knock it till you try it.

This also works if you fry an eggwhite. Toasted english mufin with peanut butter on it and an eggwhite inside... delish.

Peanut butter and hamburgers? My head is swimming. Sounds like when I ran out of bread and made a peanut butter and jelly sanwich with waffles. which turned out to be EXTRAORDINARY

FuckIsMySignature said:

I'm sold. I have waffles, I have peanut butter, I have jelly. Wonder what tonight's heart-stopping midnight snack will end up being?