I just fucked this really hot girl with her period, I thought it was gonna be worth it but it wasn't.
The foul smell was the worst part of it:
I can not forgive myself now:

next time tell her to use soap.

wassamatter you dont like a little salsa on her taco?

Throw bleach at her next time.

post pics and we'll tell you if it was worth it

stop crying, at least you got some

You will get over it, as will she her period. fucking cunt. Punch her.

I'm pretty sure you are unclean now and have to sit outside the city for 7 days now.

remember them days, rev?

Keithnli said:

This is probably the best advice. I've had sex with my girl while she was on her period and I was never bothered by any smell.

I'm pretty sure girls girls are unclean when they get their period and are suppose to sit on a pile of rags outside the city for 7 days.

goatcatalyst said:
hahahahahahahahahaha

that joke is so 3000 BC

the_reverend said:
yet funny...

and yet the comic strip BC is not funny.
*flashes to family guy*
"i guess it takes juan to know juan"

A real man ignores the blood. It's the screaming and pepper spray that gets me.
zyklon said:

Never had this problem. Try one without chlamydia, that usually helps.

the_reverend said:
If you say so...

Yeah dude, I've had mensies pussy before -- messy, but it didn't smell bad. I think there may have been something else going on down there. Hope you wrapped it!

rainbow kisssesssssss

when ever i fuck a girl on her period, and let me tell you it happens a lot. i take my hand scoop up a wad of her menstration and rub it across my face like war paint. really gets me going, you guys should try it. If your feeling extra saucy draw a little mustache on her. I often opt for a groucho marx but ive been told the hitler is pretty funny too.

didn't happen

the_reverend said:

What are you a rabbi from circa 1000 bc?

Hahaha first time I fingered this one girl...period

a month later we have sex...period

It was like the gods were mocking me.

yeah man, if she had the funk, there is something else going on. i've done the period thing, and it didnt smell at all.

pretty sure each vag is different though

thats true, and sometimes the vag does give off a slight aroma, but that sounds more like a pungent stench.

blood smells like blood.

I'd be wary if I was about to go downtown and it smelled like a Watain show.

That ain't blood.

It's dead uterus.

technically its the inner wall of the uterus pealing off, preparing for the next cycle. If it smells, she needs to learn how to change her tampons, either that, or learn the dangers of septic shock.

hooker nibbling penis said:

the Hell's Angels would consider this EARNING YOUR REDWINGS... if you ate her out at the same time.

blargh

I love how we're sitting here talking about feminine hygiene. That's fucking metal.

Foul smell? News to me.

And if you can't take a little blood, then you're not a man. (Haha, me saying that makes that hilarious.)

blood only smells bad when it's been sitting there unwashed for a couple days. nice score

Dead Uterus sounds like a porn/gore death band.