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returntothepit >> discuss >> Chuck Norris works for fox? by y_ddraig_goch on Jun 29,2007 12:19am
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toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at Jun 29,2007 12:19am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IpCuucaZBI&NR=1

Chuck Norris fills in for hannity on the hannity and colmes show, interviews Iraqi rapper. Norris seems far too "fair and balanced" for fox



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 29,2007 12:31am
this is too good



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 29,2007 12:34am
Chuck Norris rules. He's amongst a small portion of famous people who is not a flaming faggot liberal pussy.



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 29,2007 12:41am
chuck norris will never know for sure if TIMZ will be drug out in the middle of the night and have a hand cut off. but he knows for sure this will happen to you.

this seemed funny in my head but may be the worst chuck norris joke ever.

it is hilarious at the end of the video when he doesn't say anything for about 10 seconds =P

wtr ftw



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 29,2007 12:46am
He isn't any more irrational that 99.9% of famous people who are flaming liberal queers.



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 29,2007 12:54am
dude i love chuck norris. wtr = walker texas ranger.

wasn't he one of the only people to defeat bruce lee in tournament karate?



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 29,2007 12:57am
Who knows... but I did see a video once of him fighting Bruce and, although he blocks most of them, Bruce Lee kicks faster than a nigga would run off a pre-civil war plantation.



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 29,2007 12:58am
Bruce Lee was the only main Chuck Norris was afraid of. And then he had him poisoned.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 29,2007 12:59am
Then he put a bullet in with a bunch of blanks in a revolver that ended up killing his son.



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 29,2007 1:02am
hungtableed said:
Then he put a bullet in with a bunch of blanks in a revolver that ended up killing his son.






toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at Jun 29,2007 1:02am
some footage of bruce lee had to be slowed down for his movies so the viewer would actually be able to see what was going on.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 29,2007 1:06am
MarkFuckingRichards said:
some footage of bruce lee had to be slowed down for his movies so the viewer would actually be able to see what was going on.


I'm not surprised.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 29,2007 1:47am
Get it right, FOX works for CHUCK NORRIS.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at Jun 29,2007 1:48am edited Jun 29,2007 1:48am
MarkFuckingRichards said:
some footage of bruce lee had to be slowed down for his movies so the viewer would actually be able to see what was going on.


ohh.. you mean like in every movie?




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