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returntothepit >> discuss >> AM I HOT? (AM I SEXY?) by timjohnswife on Jun 26,2007 1:09am
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AM I HOT? (AM I SEXY?) - usless poll
1SMOKING HOT
2HOT N SEXY
3SEMI INDUCING ONLY
4MEH
5BUTT ASS
610.5 INCHES
7NONE OF THE ABOVE
no vote


toggletoggle post by timjohnswife at Jun 26,2007 1:09am




OKAY OKAY AM I HOT? ARE YOU (GUYS OR GIRLS) SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO ME? WOULD YOU DO ME?

TIMJOHN DOES EVERY NIGHT (MOSTLY =P), BUT SOME HAVE QUESTIONED HIS TASTES / ORIENTATION...

ALL GUYS/GIRLS PLEASE ANSWER SERIOUSLY

THX,

timjohnswife




toggletoggle post by timjohnswife at Jun 26,2007 1:18am
BUMP BUMP WTF PEOPLE VOTE PLZ....



toggletoggle post by pam   at Jun 26,2007 1:27am
Get killed.



toggletoggle post by timjohnswife at Jun 26,2007 1:29am
pam you want me to die but apparently you voted at worst "meh"

witch leads me to my next point, i would hate to see what you would do to a girl you thought was butt ass!

timjohnwife



toggletoggle post by ghey at Jun 26,2007 7:41am
your not hot but good rack



toggletoggle post by tomxnli at Jun 26,2007 7:46am
you look like al pacino, but gross



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 26,2007 8:16am
this almost feels like a horrortang joke, but not as funny.



toggletoggle post by Johnny FuckherFaster at Jun 26,2007 9:54am
Hey...me AND my girlfriend would do ya...we roll like that ;)



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jun 26,2007 9:58am
Def nice rack



toggletoggle post by RichHorror  at Jun 26,2007 10:17am
I dunno, 'SEMI INDUCING ONLY' got a slight chuckle out of me.



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 26,2007 10:30am
gayest thread ever.



toggletoggle post by aaron_michael  at Jun 26,2007 10:30am
timjohnswife said:




sup dude, let's play football



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 26,2007 11:43am
Any relation to bigfoot?



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 26,2007 11:45am
UMMM, NO



toggletoggle post by DestroyYouAlot  at Jun 26,2007 12:29pm
I'd put it in.



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 26,2007 12:30pm
THX =P



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 26,2007 12:36pm



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at Jun 26,2007 12:38pm
fat fat fattty fatty boombalatty said ya eat too much fat fat fatty.



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at Jun 26,2007 12:42pm



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 26,2007 12:46pm
LOL

"This is why I'm fat, damn I need a nap, I pass out at the park after a half a lap around the track... and at the big and tall my size ain't even on the rack"

rofl my wife is NOT fat, she i pleasantly plump with HUUUUUGE titaaayz



toggletoggle post by thegreatspaldino   at Jun 26,2007 1:03pm
i have that issue with big and tall stores... i go in and im the smallest guy in the store



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 26,2007 1:12pm
everything i find at Big and Tall is good for height, but built for someone of massive girth. i am skinny and tall. it should be "Big, Tall, or Big and Tall"



toggletoggle post by ZenErik   at Jun 26,2007 1:13pm
Too much cushion.



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at Jun 26,2007 1:23pm
"sup, names gina. Very pretty. Real soft, delicate features. They're real feminine, you know, which is good for me, because that would be a simple sort of transition. You know what I'm saying? Maybe throw a little rouge on you, tuck your sac back?"



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 26,2007 1:25pm
what the HELL is going on here?



toggletoggle post by atthehaunted  at Jun 26,2007 1:44pm
Hey at least her titties taste like vanilla ice cream



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 26,2007 1:59pm



toggletoggle post by xmikex at Jun 26,2007 2:01pm
nah nah, the more I think about it.... way more Kent Hrbek



toggletoggle post by cav nli at Jun 26,2007 2:02pm
haha, this thread is retarted, especially if its not a joke.



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jun 26,2007 2:05pm
i REALLY hope this is a joke
otherwise
pls die now



toggletoggle post by timjohnswife at Jun 26,2007 4:35pm
threads blowin up



toggletoggle post by joshtruction   at Jun 26,2007 5:44pm
Who the fuck is timjohn and why should we care about his wife?



toggletoggle post by kyle NlI at Jun 26,2007 6:51pm
wtf



toggletoggle post by urinal turd at Jun 26,2007 7:13pm
know what your problem is? too much pie.



toggletoggle post by OCR  at Jun 26,2007 7:55pm
if you lost the penis you would not look that bad



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at Jun 26,2007 8:11pm
Is this serious? I only see boobs.



toggletoggle post by DrewBlood   at Jun 26,2007 9:03pm



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 26,2007 9:08pm
Fat chicks make me sick. There seriously must be nothing more degrating than being a woman who can't keep off the pounds.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at Jun 26,2007 9:09pm
BTW, where's the "I wouldn't fuck her with your dick" responce in that poll?



toggletoggle post by Conservationist  at Jun 26,2007 11:05pm
Is that Lacey Peterson?



toggletoggle post by Yeti at Jun 27,2007 10:41am
hungtableed said:
Fat chicks make me sick. There seriously must be nothing more degrating than being a woman who can't keep off the pounds.


hahaha. if you are going to enter my line of sight, at least have the decency to be attractive.



toggletoggle post by timjohnswife at Jun 27,2007 12:47pm
wow bunch o' haters



toggletoggle post by immortal13 at Jun 27,2007 3:51pm
Now to answer our question...who the fuck is Tim John and why would anyone wanna do a thread like this on a forum like RTTP?



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jun 27,2007 3:58pm
was it in bad taste?



toggletoggle post by succubus  at Jul 2,2007 3:57pm
Again, please tell me this was a joke. If it's real and the actual girl made a thread, again, please die. If it's someone else using a random photo, well then it's equally lame



toggletoggle post by EAT_A_BAG_OF_DEAD_DICKS at Jul 2,2007 4:08pm
seriously, this the wrong place to display your insecurity issues.that's what myspace or hotornot.com is for.



toggletoggle post by Doomwhore  at Jul 2,2007 4:08pm
All women are ugly, and deserve to be killed in a violent car accident. Prior to this circumstance they should be used for sociopath male amusement. Entertain yourselves by belittling their intelligence and emotional resolve and lack there of.

Upon embracing this philosophy, you will soon realize that making women cry is far better than making them moan. Insulting women, directly, should be done regularly.

Now if you'll excuse me. I'm going to go hit on the tall green eyed girl who works the electronics department at the local Wal-Mart.


- Nick.



toggletoggle post by Dankill at Jul 2,2007 11:09pm
Stop making fun of Dustin Pedroia



toggletoggle post by timjohn at Jul 2,2007 11:16pm
umm did this thread really need to be bumped? was it a joke, well, i will let you all figure that out. i am not really to worried about it. i am going to jerk off to frozen's debut cd now bye



toggletoggle post by Chris Ben wa balls at Jul 2,2007 11:29pm

dear mrs timjohn..i would be happy to oblidge you in this manner anytime...



toggletoggle post by i_am_lazy at Jul 3,2007 1:10am
Worst. Troll. Ever.



toggletoggle post by boner at Jul 3,2007 2:55pm
schwing!



toggletoggle post by boner at Jul 3,2007 2:55pm
schwing!



toggletoggle post by boner at Jul 3,2007 2:56pm
schwing!



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