I just had my first ever wet dream, which is actually kind of cool because I remember the dream itself and it makes sense because I almost never have sex dreams that are "fully realized". Also, I just woke up with moist underwear that smelled of semen, no mess anywhere else, and I really like recording my dreams, so I think it was worth it. Anyway:

I only remember parts of the dream up until the part where I must have actually ejaculated (which I remember vividly), so I don't know what to make of those. I was in my sister's room for some reason playing an NES (I've never owned an NES) and she had a Terminator game and a Terminator 2 game. On the Cover the only difference was the number and Arnold had different glasses. I played the first one. I actually didn't play it at all, I just put it in and messed around. In the game, I was in some vehicle where I had a panel of many buttons and stuff (note, the animation was not like an actual NES game; it as actually exactly like the Simpsons). Two buttons nnear the upper left and upper right of my windshield turned on randomly selected pornographic video, which i flipped through for a while. That's the end of what I remember there. Now I'm watching this girl pretty much levitating in mid air and trying to jerk this guy off. In my dream, it was understood that her pleasure was actually coming from jerking the guy off, but she was doing it really half assed, so I started jerking this guy, which was weird because his dick was really weird. It was huge, for one, but it was also kind of flat so it was like holding a sandwhich or flexing the bill of a baseball cap. Anyway, this dude eventually finished and as he did, I felt myself begin to have an orgasm, at which point I begin masturbating myself. This is the great part. The dude with the huge dick shot once and sort of landed on the girl while the rest just bubbled over, at which point I let go and focused on myslef, while for some reason I continually shot powerful loads all over her. Now, when I say powerful, I mean that she is still levitating and I'm on the ground, so I'm basically shooting five feet or so to her face like a fucking super soaker. I'd say I covered her with a half gallon of goo (but I'm really not very good at estimating anything).

I'm pretty sure you just came out of the closet.

hahaha

HAHAHAHAA

Gay.

I'm pretty sure that anyone who read that also came out of the closet.

He lost me with NES. I only go for erotic dreams with up-to-date gaming consoles.

the_reverend said:

I guess so. This is the first guy I ever jerked off by the way. Does one dick make me gay?

T. M. MOTHERFUCKING I.

it makes you a late bloomer. don't worry, some guys don't figure it out for years.. like until their own kids are out of the house

ZJD said:

That was no dream that happened yesterday.

FUCKIN......






GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

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I had my first wet dream free night last night...

ZJD said:


You're an idiot.

Everyone else calls you a faggot, kidding around but as soon as I say something you're all over me. Eat my ass.

ConquerTheBaphomet said:

I know, right?

This just in: You, sir, are a homo.

And yes, one dick makes you gay. Very gay. Sorry, but that's the way it is.

Brandon, you have to admit. Jesus is pretty fuckin' lame.

i thought you were gonna nail your sister

yah me too

i had my first wet dream back in the spring of 2001. And i still have them sometimes

just buy this

and it'll make sense

if you take out the gay stuff, I'm jealous. newer had one of these gifts from jesus.
True story, there weren't any wet dreams until 7 nights after the first easter.

It didn't feel gay.

It sounds gay to me and anyone that read that.