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returntothepit >> discuss >> I am now a Dad by Hoser on May 27,2007 10:05am
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toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 27,2007 10:05am
Patrick David DeWire

05/24/2007




toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 27,2007 10:13am
Congrats man!



toggletoggle post by My_Dying_Bride at May 27,2007 10:16am
that is dope

congratulationez



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 27,2007 10:32am
Thanks dudes.

Most unreal thing that I have ever seen in my entire life.

I have no idea how women push them out. I sat there and watched my wife give birth and I gotta tell ya, the pushing part looks ok, she only needed a few stitches afterward, but the labor part was hell. She didn't take any meds at all, so it must have hurt like hell.



toggletoggle post by yummy at May 27,2007 10:36am
good for you two. It is a beautiful thing.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 27,2007 10:41am
It really is pretty unreal. Changes my whole outlook on life.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 27,2007 10:53am
congratulations



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 27,2007 11:16am
Congrats Jake!!..Give the mrs. a big hug and a congrats for me.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 27,2007 11:19am
Thanks man, I will.

Got the breast pump up and running now....I wanna see the milk flow like beer!



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 27,2007 11:22am
Looks like he came out all pissed off and ready to go, What were you doing?, Cranking Gorod and Necrophagist while he was in there.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 27,2007 11:29am
Ya, he was raised in the womb to deer meat, Gorod, Therion and tabasco sauce.

He always looks pissed.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 27,2007 12:05pm
Yay Jake!! Congratulations!!! Look how mad he looks. hahahah.



toggletoggle post by DomesticTerror at May 27,2007 12:26pm
congrats, bro!



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 27,2007 12:31pm
baby's first myspace pic? you should rename him and puut the name "gorod" in there. it's got nice ring to it.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 27,2007 1:11pm
ya.....he's preeety sweeeeet...huh huh huh.



toggletoggle post by sxealex   at May 27,2007 1:23pm
congrats dood. that baby looks ike it could beat me up. gotta get on his good side.



toggletoggle post by Hoser at May 27,2007 8:40pm
he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers......

It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!?



toggletoggle post by watchmaker666  at May 27,2007 9:06pm
haha welcome to the club man, you'll get used to it.



toggletoggle post by hungtableed at May 27,2007 10:00pm
damn man, congrats!!!!
Best of luck to you and your family!



toggletoggle post by dyingmuse   at May 27,2007 10:35pm
Congrats bro!!!

It is a great feeling huh?

\m/



toggletoggle post by the_reverend   at May 28,2007 12:15am
make a placenta casarole.



toggletoggle post by MarkFuckingRichards  at May 28,2007 7:56am
Hoser said:
he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers......

It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!?


he's probably thinking, "hey pops, right a death metal song about this ya bastihd!"

congrats, even if he is purposely shitting himself to piss you off, haha!



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 28,2007 11:02am
Hoser said:
he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers......

It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!?


He will do that most likely on a daily basis until he is 1. Enjoy.

(Keep the diapers snug around his waist once his cord falls off, should help with the up-the-back a little.)



toggletoggle post by SkinSandwich at May 28,2007 11:39am
Hoser said:
he just barfed,,,,,,and shit all over his bed and diapers......

It was all up his back...wtf is up with this???!?!!?


HAHA!!! I do not miss the atomic baby shiots at all. It is crazy what can come out of a small human being.

Congrats BTW. Now tie it in a knot, ha. I did after my third son was born. To little to late.



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 28,2007 1:52pm
Congrats!



toggletoggle post by DreamingInExile   at May 28,2007 1:56pm
CONGRATS DOOD!!!!



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 28,2007 2:06pm
Cigar Smoking Commense!



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