I just got this in an e-mail..
wtf...
An average 115 lb girl's asshole can stretch up to 3 inches in diameter
THE AVERAGE HORSE'S COCK IS 5 INCHES IN DIAMETER!

YOU DO THE FUCKIN MATH!!!!

You're not gunna believe this shit!

i'm scared..he jsut IM'ed that to me

*runs and hides

a guy at my work doesn't believe that they mean diameter..
he things they mean circumference.

I don't think so though..

just sent this one to my girlfriend in hopes to convince her to try ANAL.

my dick is probably 3" in diameter, so i did the math and it seems possible. too bad for the horse.

ouch
**clenches butt cheeks together**

ok, we did some research.
the average horse cock is 5 cm not 5 inches in diameter
and the average male cock is 3 cm not 3 inches in diameter.

http://www.sexualrecords.com/WSRaverages.html

so this should read that the average asshole size = 1.5inches in diameter
the average horse cock is 2.5inches in diameter.

but still... 2.5 and 3 aren't that much
different... so, yeah. ouch again.

WHO THE FUCK ACTUALLY TOOK THE TIME OF DAY TO GET DOWN ON THEIR KNEES AND MEASURE THE SIZE OF A HORSE'S DICK!!!!!!!!?????????????

someone who works with animals?

a good friend of myne had to masturbate them in college for her classes

fact

for my roommate's major in college she actually had to jerk off horses, cows, chickens, and other barnyard animals.

my roommate is a good friend of yours?
news to me.

best e-mail today
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the_reverend said:

the_reverend said:

I got that e-mail too. I laughed my ass off in my school computer lab.

the correct unit of measurement for measuring the asshole is in figure units. The average 115lb girl's butthole is about 2 fingers, some are 3 and 4. This unit of measurement can be converted for penis diameter equivilants. The correct conversion factor from inches to finger units is approximately 5/8" at the first knuckle and 7/8's at the second knuckle. Multiply by 2.54 to get to cm.

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I just got the horse one AGAIN
ahahahaha
someone didn't want to let that gem go I guess.

aaron do you still get the one you forwarded to me?

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bahaha

that was my resume, nto an ad... geez...

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I used to get tons of funny shit in my inbox. But now hotmail's filter is just too good. Oh well.

I get about 300 spam mail per week in my hotmail account.
hotmail sucks.

the_reverend said:

Haha, that is weird. I used to get that much but now it all gets filtered out.

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umm i just got one that appears as though it came from a photography site..

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i'm confused

that was spam he got this morning...you should have seen how HUGE the text was....and it was for a credit card

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no it wasn't.
it was for p0rn, but you needed to enter your cc to get in.

ohhhhhhhhh i thought you said it was for a cc
hahaha not as funny though....since it was for p0rn

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typos in spam emails are funny..and funny as in lame

they are so spam filters don't pick them up

yup i heard you the first time you said it outloud

i didn't know that until you told me though

i'm spelling it p.enis from now on.