C'mon now. Anybody else have a brutal hangover and barely remember why?

i'm dehydrated

I had like 15 drinks on friday night in the finicial district, some chick told me to fuck off cause I spit on her.
Cinco de Mayo is gay. Corona is over-hyped. If I was Mexican I'd be pissed that a bunch of douchebags stole my holiday only because they wanted to say Feliz, Burracho, and Feista en mi Pantilonas all day and night while drinking shitty beer and wearing stupid hats.

I thought this was about a new kind of Mayonaise

I was let down

i drank TONS of high life and got wicked baked on my porch

no hangovers though, which is awesome

The edge is off now cause I've been up for like 3 hours... But man when I got up...

Bud Ice always ends poorly. Love/Hate relationship right there.

it's more of a give/take relationship with bud light

it gives you death and you take it

SacreligionNLI said:

I think you hit the nail right on the nail with that one.

i went to the brewery last nite. Good times. Corona tastes like shit

I had no idea that was yesterday. I was walking to the Elks and kept seeing white preppy douchebags with sombreros and had no idea why.

i puked on my shoes.

Two of my friends came allarmingly close to full on falling into a large camp fire. Fire + Booze: Always a great idea.

I was only hung over because I took some Benadryl for my allergies and then very stupidly indulged in a half vodka half gin martini at an Italian joint. Shit man, Benadryl is no fucking joke - shit hits you harder than Nyquil.