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returntothepit >> discuss >> JUST LOOKING AT THIS GIRL GIVES ME WOOD... by fishcakes on May 1,2007 11:27am
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toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 1,2007 11:27am edited May 2,2007 2:20pm



BOING!!!!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 1,2007 12:10pm
nice cameltoe on that 13 year old.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 1,2007 1:04pm
13 IS THE NEW 21



toggletoggle post by menstrual_sweatpants_disco   at May 1,2007 1:15pm
fishcakes said:
13 IS THE NEW 21


You are now my new favorite person.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 1,2007 1:38pm
HAHA!



toggletoggle post by Whoremastery  at May 1,2007 1:40pm
lets go canoe up that canyon!



toggletoggle post by Dr. sphincto at May 1,2007 3:45pm
fishcakes said:
13 IS THE NEW 21


No hitting on the minors please, but u can still ogle



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 1,2007 3:49pm
The whiskey is turning you on.



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 1,2007 5:48pm
that too



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 1,2007 6:45pm
I sorta got aroused in a creepy, pedophile sorta way.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 1,2007 7:02pm
Yup. Boner.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at May 1,2007 7:14pm
im 18. nothing pedofile about how bad i want to slam her 6 ways from sunday.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 1,2007 7:17pm
Whatever. There's nothing too special about this girl, in my opinion. I would fuck millions of girls that are not special in any way, and she is one of them.



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 1,2007 7:19pm
contagion said:
im 18. nothing pedofile about how bad i want to slam her 6 ways from sunday.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pedofile



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 1,2007 7:23pm
ZJD said:
Whatever. There's nothing too special about this girl, in my opinion. I would fuck millions of girls that are not special in any way, and she is one of them.


Funny you said that. I was thinking about how most chicks would say something like that, like "She looks skanky" or " she's cute I guess". But she is hot. maybe not the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, but damn hot. As a dude I know this, but most chicks don't seem to understand. Her hips and young looks make my wiener think that she'll provide me with many years of offspring. and MOST chicks aren't super attractive but act like they are. blah blah and shit.



toggletoggle post by ConquerTheBaphomet  at May 1,2007 7:29pm
She has a big forehead.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 1,2007 7:36pm
swamplorddvm said:
ZJD said:
Whatever. There's nothing too special about this girl, in my opinion. I would fuck millions of girls that are not special in any way, and she is one of them.


Funny you said that. I was thinking about how most chicks would say something like that, like "She looks skanky" or " she's cute I guess". But she is hot. maybe not the most beautiful girl I've ever seen, but damn hot. As a dude I know this, but most chicks don't seem to understand. Her hips and young looks make my wiener think that she'll provide me with many years of offspring. and MOST chicks aren't super attractive but act like they are. blah blah and shit.


I'm not a girl, in case that's what you thought. I can't tell if you knew that or not.
I know what you mean about girls not getting why certain women are hot, but I still don't think she's special. By all means, beat off to her all you want, I'm just offering commentary.
Anyways, I'm sure I dig way different women than most people on this board. Maybe I should make a thread about it.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 1,2007 7:39pm
I didn't think you were a chick. I wasn't talking smack. You still said you'd bang her.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at May 1,2007 7:40pm
Dwellingsickness said:
contagion said:
im 18. nothing pedofile about how bad i want to slam her 6 ways from sunday.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pedofile

LOLOLOLOLOLOL GRAMMAR POLICE IN THE HOUSE.



toggletoggle post by contagion   at May 1,2007 7:41pm
girls talk shit about other girls because they are self conscious.

where the fuck have you two been?



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 1,2007 7:43pm
swamplorddvm said:
I didn't think you were a chick. I wasn't talking smack. You still said you'd bang her.


Haha, I don't know if my post came off sounding like I was offended or upset that you and everyone else want to bone this girl, but it was not my intent.



toggletoggle post by swamplorddvm  at May 1,2007 7:45pm
Whatever. Let's all run a trian and forget about it. Choochoo!



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 1,2007 7:45pm
hahaha,

2. pedofile

A computer file containing child pornography.




toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 1,2007 7:45pm
contagion said:
Dwellingsickness said:
contagion said:
im 18. nothing pedofile about how bad i want to slam her 6 ways from sunday.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pedofile

LOLOLOLOLOLOL GRAMMAR POLICE IN THE HOUSE.


Nah, I just thought it was funny,Because that is what came up when I google'd how you spelled pedophile.



toggletoggle post by Troll at May 1,2007 8:30pm
She has a fucking weird head.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 1,2007 8:34pm
If she's 13 I guess you better lock me up.



toggletoggle post by horror_tang  at May 1,2007 8:43pm
I love how the people who are picking out her flaws couldn't get laid in New Bedford with crisp five dollar bill.



toggletoggle post by Archaeon at May 1,2007 8:45pm
Troll said:
She has a fucking weird head.





toggletoggle post by ghey at May 2,2007 11:24am
post her pic again



toggletoggle post by fishcocks at May 2,2007 11:45am



toggletoggle post by fishcakes at May 2,2007 2:14pm
way to ruin my wood



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 2,2007 3:08pm
It's a trap!



toggletoggle post by Yeti at May 2,2007 3:17pm



toggletoggle post by Dwellingsickness at May 2,2007 6:04pm
Troll said:
She has a fucking weird head.


All you'd have to look at is the back of it anyway, so what does it matter.



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 2,2007 6:04pm



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 2,2007 8:15pm
AUTOPSY_666 said:


This girl is 8 million times hotter than the first one and 200 million times more than the one with the dick.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 2,2007 9:10pm edited May 2,2007 9:11pm
ZJD said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:


This girl is 8 million times hotter than the first one and 200 million times more than the one with the dick.


so you're actually saying that the one with a dick is at least a little bit hot. you can't multiply by zero dude.



toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 2,2007 9:26pm
DaveFromTheGrave said:
ZJD said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:


This girl is 8 million times hotter than the first one and 200 million times more than the one with the dick.


so you're actually saying that the one with a dick is at least a little bit hot. you can't multiply by zero dude.


I can.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 3,2007 4:05pm
She looks like a fetus with lopsided tits.

Chick is the corset is nice, though!



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 3,2007 4:05pm
in...not is.



toggletoggle post by Niccolai   at May 3,2007 4:07pm
She's a trap too.



OGM ITS A TARP!!!!



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 4,2007 1:03am
pam said:
She looks like a fetus with lopsided tits.

Chick is the corset is nice, though!


she reminds me of a bucket of popcorn chicken. I just want to stick my hand in there and fish out a fistfull of whatever I can find.



toggletoggle post by Lamp  at May 4,2007 1:14am
pam said:
in...not is.


*points to edit button*



toggletoggle post by FuckIsMySignature at May 4,2007 1:25am
DaveFromTheGrave said:
pam said:
She looks like a fetus with lopsided tits.

Chick is the corset is nice, though!


she reminds me of a bucket of popcorn chicken. I just want to stick my hand in there and fish out a fistfull of whatever I can find.



bahahaha




toggletoggle post by ZJD   at May 4,2007 1:36am
AUTOPSY_666 said:


Do have have a link to this girl's myspace page? I'm not good enough at the internet to find it myself.



toggletoggle post by DaveFromTheGrave  at May 4,2007 2:03am
I'd let her play my skinflute



toggletoggle post by AUTOPSY_666   at May 4,2007 3:23pm
ZJD said:
Do have have a link to this girl's myspace page?


http://www.myspace.com/norabreanne



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 4,2007 3:25pm
Lamp said:
pam said:
in...not is.


*points to edit button*


I was being lazy. Suck it!

And Dave, that is the funniest thing I've read on this board in weeks.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 4,2007 3:27pm


Yeah, I'd switch teams for this one.



toggletoggle post by SteveOTB   at May 4,2007 3:43pm
ZJD said:
AUTOPSY_666 said:


Do have have a link to this girl's myspace page? I'm not good enough at the internet to find it myself.


Girl's tits are fucking mammoth.

I bet she looks better on myspace because they all look better on myspace.



toggletoggle post by pam   at May 4,2007 3:46pm
She looks less OMGHOT in her other pictures, but she's really cute.



toggletoggle post by the_taste_of_cigarettes  at May 6,2007 12:57am



WHOA.



toggletoggle post by y_ddraig_goch  at May 6,2007 10:06pm
fucking thread of boner.

that first girl looks like a retarded indian woman.

I don't know why but I find many Indian women hot, something exotic I guess. Only if they shave though.

Lebanese women are the new thing.



toggletoggle post by GoatCatalyst   at May 6,2007 11:44pm
her face is a little weird. i'd let her watch me pee



toggletoggle post by Dankill at May 7,2007 10:39pm
I'm also a sucker for the exotic. As long as shaving is also part of the deal.



toggletoggle post by Mike Giallo NLI at May 8,2007 1:45am
AUTOPSY_666 said:



I was way into this picture until I realized this chick is probably older than 14 and there for not worthy for my masturbation.



toggletoggle post by CaptainCleanoff at May 8,2007 8:55am
DaveFromTheGrave said:
I'd let her play my skinflute



HAHA!!!!!




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